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  • Basilissa
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    I believe it is appropriate to give credit where credit is due. It was our own Pastor Ezekiel who recommended Dr. Stella Immanuel to our Godly President.
    A Houston doctor who praises hydroxychloroquine and says that face masks aren’t necessary to stop transmission of the highly contagious coronavirus has become a star on the right-wing internet, garnering tens of millions of views on Facebook on Monday alone. Donald Trump Jr. declared the video of Stella Immanuel a “must watch,” while Donald Trump himself retweeted the video.
    Before Trump and his supporters embrace Immanuel’s medical expertise, though, they should consider other medical claims Immanuel has made—including those about alien DNA and the physical effects of having sex with witches and demons in your dreams.
    Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches.
    After reading the above article in the Daily Beast, Dr. Immanuel thanked the Daily Beast for accurately portraying her deliverance ministry:

    Last edited by Basilissa; 07-29-2020, 06:22 PM. Reason: demons tried to infest my post, if the image doesn't show click on "Praise Jesus" to see the tweet.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Glory!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    To be wed to me! He can't resist me over Daisy Mae.
    I am not interested in committing sodomy with you. Just because I was Blessed with rock hard abs and a body that never quits and the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, it doesn't follow that I want to sodomize you. Take a number, grab a magazine, and have a seat, because it's going to be a long wait.

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Please stop trying it on with Pastor Zeke. He is engaged to Daisy Mae and no doubt soon to be wed.

    To be wed to me! He can't resist me over Daisy Mae.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    Do you want to marry me?
    Please stop trying it on with Pastor Zeke. He is engaged to Daisy Mae and no doubt soon to be wed.

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Why don't you apologize to Jesus instead of your fag boyfriend?
    Do you want to marry me?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    That's horrible. I apologize.
    Why don't you apologize to Jesus instead of your fag boyfriend?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
    tan·gi·ble [tan-juh-buh l] Show IPA
    adjective
    1. capable of being touched; discernible by the touch; material or substantial.
    2. real or actual, rather than imaginary or visionary: the tangible benefits of sunshine.
    3. definite; not vague or elusive: no tangible grounds for suspicion.
    4. (of an asset) having actual physical existence, as real estate or chattels, and therefore capable of being assigned a value in monetary terms.

    from: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tangible
    So if you personally have never seen/felt something, they aren't real?

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
    Who are you kidding?

    You're raping me right now with your lies there sad fellow.
    That's horrible. I apologize.

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  • WashedWithHisBlood
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    The point was that non tangible things, can't rape you.
    Who are you kidding?

    You're raping me right now with your lies there sad fellow.

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    The point was that non tangible things, can't rape you.

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  • Russell Holbeck
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
    Hello Ignorant Buttmunch. I had to look up what tangible means it means that you can touch something. I agree with you that you can touch a computer. I then looked up demons and they are evil spirits. I do not think you can touch a spirit.

    Just because you can not touch something does not mean it does not exist. You can not touch a neurocognitive deficit but I promise you it is a very real thing.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    No mention of the internet (or computers in general, either). Are you now going to deny that they exist?
    Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    By demons or people possessed by demons? I still couldn't find any mentioning of demons that anally rape you.
    No mention of the internet (or computers in general, either). Are you now going to deny that they exist?

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    He's not changing the subject. He's trying to explain some very basic concepts to you.

    The Bible tells him that everything bad that happens to people (like anal sex, disease, anal sex, madness, anal sex, abortion, anal sex, tax hikes, anal sex, socialized medicine, anal sex, and anal sex) is because of demons. Everything good that happens to people (like when the Flood wiped out all of humanity except for eight people on a boat, and the genocides of the Ammelekites, Ammonites, Medianites, etc.) is because of God.



    Why, do you?
    By demons or people possessed by demons? I still couldn't find any mentioning of demons that anally rape you.

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