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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Thanks to the announcement in church today, we've topped 100,000 signatures! If this keeps going on, we'll have Pimplezilla and his boil-ravaged face banned from the internet in no time!

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    PRAISE! We've raised over 60,000 signatures! Soon the internet will be short one horrifying acne-riddled God-hater!

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  • Dr. Santiago Solo
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    Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
    I havent been here long and don't know him well but if this Flint guy says hes innocent than I gotta believe him. Meanwhile Dr. Santiago, Are you?
    Innocent of what? Of course I'm innocent! Why, what have they told you? Who have you spoken to? Is Ezekiel sending PM's to you? Did he say anything about the Jacuzzi?

    John 8: 6-7


    So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

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  • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
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    I havent been here long and don't know him well but if this Flint guy says hes innocent than I gotta believe him. Meanwhile Dr. Santiago, Are you?

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  • Dr. Santiago Solo
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View Post
    I told you and everyone else I am I am INNOCENT of that too! Jesus knows! Yes He does!! The chickens have come home to roost!!
    Stop using that mafia slang, you pervert! Do you really think Hitoshi and his Yakuza stand a chance against Brother Labeau's Colombian trained security guards? You know we have invested this month's tithing in new M-60's, and I still keep my AK-47, just in case, so bring it on, Ezekiel, this betrayal won't go unpunished!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
    Different Jesus altogether. You're thinking of the Jesus you have wet dreams about at night. Sticky sheets are a bitch, aren't they?
    I told you and everyone else I am I am INNOCENT of that too! Jesus knows! Yes He does!! The chickens have come home to roost!!

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  • Dr. Santiago Solo
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    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
    Different Jesus altogether. You're thinking of the Jesus you have wet dreams about at night. Sticky sheets are a bitch, aren't they?
    None of us do those things, you wacko sodomite! It is forbidden by the Bible, and the Jesus I know and Love® is the Jesus from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, what Jesus are you speaking about? Jesús, your Puertorican Papi?

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  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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    Different Jesus altogether. You're thinking of the Jesus you have wet dreams about at night. Sticky sheets are a bitch, aren't they?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
    Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
    Jesus sends people who are different to Him (i.e., unrepentant sinners) to Hell. Does that mean He's not a True Christian, you imbecile?

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
    Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
    Really? Please provide the scripture, chapter and verse, that tells us sodomites aren't abominations and we should associate with them fully.

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  • SUV
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    "Pimple"zilla?

    JESUS Bless whomever took down his scrofulous avatar before I had the misfortune to gaze upon it

    Sinner like this, he'd probably have the Stones to proclaim that the pimples Wept as He did. Disgusting

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by FrenchCatholicWoman View Post
    Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
    Nope, that's only half right - Accepting Jesus is the path to Salvation, accepting all of his teachings is the door and living the life of the entire Bible is the final test.

    Otherwise what you have described is being lieberal Demoncrat. Have you anything to back up your wild assertions made through ignorance of the Holy Book?

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  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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    Oh, I get that, but the least we can do for them is try to make them see.

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  • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
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    FrenchCatholic, these people don't understand honesty. They believe anything that they dont talk about is un Christianlike

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  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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    Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.

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