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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

    Well liberal scum, are you happy now? The radical queer agenda has a foothold on American Military Bases now! The Taliban has won!

    First ever 'gay wedding' held on military base between an airman and his partner

    If you were to speculate 50 years ago that homosexual members of the military would not only be able to serve openly, but that they would be allowed to marry on a military base you'd likely would have been laughed out of the room. "Impossible!" they likely would have said.

    Not anymore. Meet Tech. Sgt. Erwynn Umali, and his partner Will Behrens. They are now happily married, and it happened with the blessing of the U.S. military on the Joint Base of McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst in New Jersey. The event was attended by over 150 friends and family in June. The pictures are now being released for public viewing, rather than earlier to give the happy couple some time to get acclimated.

    Navy chaplain Kay Reeb presided over the event and is quoted as saying she was "Delighted." She also said, "I told them what I tell every couple. Love and cherish each other."

    The story of their meeting and relationship is almost as remarkable as the wedding itself. Both were raised in highly religious families, which severely condemned homosexuality. Both feared to expose their true feelings, lest they would be outcasts. Both were at one time married to women, and both have children.

    In 2005 Erwynn divorced his wife and moved to New Jersey where he joined the Solid Rock Baptist Church. He did this in hopes of curbing his sexuality. His plans were quickly rerouted after he caught a glimpse of the choir director, now his husband, Will Behrens.

    They became fast friends with a quick connection but both were still in denial about their sexuality. They stayed in contact until Umali was sent to Afghanistan in 2008.

    By 2009 Umali re-married another woman only to divorce her after just a couple of months and he could no longer deny who he was, or his feelings. Soon after the divorce, their official relationship began.

    It was not long before Will's family took notice of his new male companion, and they confronted him. One day in February 2010 when Will was coming home from work, he saw the street where his home was lined with the vehicles of family members. He knew what they wanted.

    When he opened the door they immediately began to bombard him with questions. He answered quickly that he was in love, and that he was indeed gay.

    Fearing reprisal from his extremist family, he left amidst their outrage and fled.

    They then kept their love a secret until Don't Ask, Don't Tell was officially repealed on December 15th, 2010.

    In the summer of 2011 Behrens proposed, and one year later they were married.

    Umali was pleased to receive approval and encouragement by his fellow service members who all gave a rousing applause after the ceremony.

    The happy couple now live close to the base, with joint custody of their children who visit often.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

    Great, just great! Now how in the Hell am I supposed to keep loving my wife??? There is just no sanctity in marriage anymore!
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

      This makes me sick to my stomach. It's gotten to where I no longer tell people I'm a veteran, because they might think I'm still queer.



      Thanks for everything, Mullah Obama. Thanks a lot.
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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

        This is terribly sad. To see these young men go though life in shame and ridicule, well it breaks my heart.
        I am disappointed the Pastor at the Church did not know the choir director was queer. All those young men who were probably raped. Over and Over.
        Think about the possible queer infections and diseases these men probably gave their unknowing wives. Why I bet the AIDS is rampant!
        The family tried to perform an intervention but failed to properly bind the fellow or snap his legs to keep him on his knees before Jesus.
        The very worst part is the children, all being indoctrinated into the gay death-style. You know the mothers are all too empty headed to realize what is happening (after all, they married queers!!!). I am terrified at the techniques these military people will use to convert the innocent children into flaming Homersexuals.
        A sad day indeed.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

          Erwynn Umali? Will Behrens? Those don't sound like American names to me. Yet more proof that foreigners are coming to our Good Country to try to destroy it.

          Terrorism doesn't only happen when towelheads fly planes into buildings, you know.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

            No one is going to fear our once Godly US military any more. Our army barracks, nuclear submarines, battleships, and aircraft carriers will be strewn with santorum. It's no wonder that gun sales have skyrocketed.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              Terrorism doesn't only happen when towelheads fly planes into buildings, you know.
              AMEN!!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Ptaylordactyl
                Unsaved trash, filthy perverted queer
                • Dec 2012
                • 6

                #8
                Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                Well good for the couple!

                I can only imagine how happy they are, wow. <3
                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Thaddeus Allerton
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 73

                  #9
                  Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                  This disgusts me to no end. The thought of two men, probably in terrific shape, all muscular and fit, sodomizing each other makes me want to vomit. God did not intend for THIS when he created man.

                  Leviticus 18:22
                  Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is abomination.
                  Deuteronomy 23:1
                  Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                  • Thomas Taylor
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 1486

                    #10
                    Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                    Originally posted by Ptaylordactyl View Post
                    Well good for the couple!

                    I can only imagine how happy they are, wow. <3
                    You know, people like you make me vomit.
                    Isaiah 66:15

                    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                      Originally posted by Ptaylordactyl View Post
                      Well good for the couple!

                      I can only imagine how happy they are, wow. <3
                      I think this is sad. You have no compassion for these two people who have been lied to by society into thinking what they are doing is "perfectly normal." What's next, celebrating marriage with your gay dog?

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #12
                        Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                        Originally posted by Ptaylordactyl View Post
                        Well good for the couple! I can only imagine how happy they are, wow. <3
                        I think you have misread the Original Post (or what we call the "OP")

                        This was not a marriage between a man and a woman. This was a condemned marriage between two people of the same sex, that took place in secret right on American soil.

                        The lieberal press and the White House is trying to "spin" (or "explain") this security breach by "pasting" a "happy face" on it...but there's no escaping the fact that this sort of transgression is illegal in almost all of the 41 states. Therefor, the military (which is a government "arm") can't really participate in these sham weddings.

                        It is treason.

                        And I might say, Treason for Good Reason.

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                        • Onthedope
                          Unsaved Trash, chink-loving teenaged whore
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 83

                          #13
                          Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Well liberal scum, are you happy now? The radical queer agenda has a foothold on American Military Bases now! The Taliban has won!
                          What a sweet story
                          In the end love prevails
                          Rom.1:26-27
                          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #14
                            Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                            Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                            What a sweet story
                            In the end love prevails
                            How can you say such a hateful thing? Gaysexualism is not love it is rape: agonising anal rape. They will go to Hell forever to be tortured forever as testimony to God's eternal justice and righteousness.

                            What you call love is in fact manlust and is a one way ticket to Hell.

                            You should be ashamed to be promoting anality between two men

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Hans
                              Forum Member repentant frog
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Re: First Fag "Wedding" Performed on Military Base

                              At least your whole country is not on the verge of giving in to. I am a little embarrassed for our military where I live, but I would be even more disgraced if I had heard there was a gay couple flaunting their sex life at the sake of their military. It only will make other countries think you are weak.
                              The thing that irritates me more than fags who are not willing to see the light of God are fags who feel the need to parade their lifestyle to the world. I undestand that the temptations are hard, but by promoting it (with the nation's military, of all things!) they are telling other people that it is okay. It is so frustrating to the people who are trying to change, but are looked at as god-mockers simply because most fags these days are.

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