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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #1

    God hates lesbian truck drivers

    Just when you thought Norway couldn't get more sinful
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    Sweden’s Twitter Account Now Controlled by Lesbian Truck Driver
    The country of Sweden is known for lutfisk, stoic, tall Nordicolk who would make perfect Die Hard villains, furniture, and getting the piffle along. Now, the country's got a new face: and she's a lesbian who drives a truck for a living.

    The New York Times reports that Hanna Farge— who refers to herself as "just your average lesbian truck-driver" in the account's bio— has been selected to run the country's Twitter account this week, as part of a campaign called Curators of Sweden that was up by the Swedish tourism bureau. The effort aims to create what they claim is the world's most democratic Twitter account, and, in showing the world the voice of individual Swedes, convince everyone to go on vacation or start their businesses in Sweden. The tourism bureau explains,

    The idea is that the curators, through their tweets, create interest and arouse curiosity for Sweden and the wide range the country has to offer. The expectation is that the curators will paint a picture of Sweden, different to that usually obtained through traditional media.

    What Swede would you like to see running the country's Twitter account next week? I'm torn between Robyn, that creepy woman from The Knife, Muppet Chef, and Zombie Alfred Nobel. But I'm open to suggestions.
    Being a feminazi lesbian truck driver is wrong on so many levels, it makes me sick
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12433

    #2
    Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    Just when you thought Norway couldn't get more sinful
    Being a feminazi lesbian truck driver is wrong on so many levels, it makes me sick
    I'm with you on this, Ex-Viking. What if the truck is carrying Bibles? Or, what is it is carrying daily devotional booklets?

    Truck driving is for white, Christian males.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      I'm with you on this, Ex-Viking. What if the truck is carrying Bibles? Or, what is it is carrying daily devotional booklets?

      Truck driving is for white, Christian males.
      Your Honor, that is a scary thought. I would hate to know that someone caught the AIDS just from reading the Good Word of the Lamb.



      YiC,

      Zech
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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

        I've seen them before. I just hate it when they beep their horn, show you their tits, the give you the finger.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

          I don't much care for them either, truth be told. In my opinion, homosexuals should be segregated from society and kept away from innocent children lest they corrupt them. Some of these homosexuals can corrupt children in really sneaky ways, like looking and acting normal, and being kind and likable. Driving a truck is many a young boy's dream. Imagine the brainwashing that goes on when he thinks:

          Truck Driving = Good.
          Lesbians = Truck Drivers.
          Lesbians = Good.
          Homosexuality, Including Anal Sex = Good.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #6
            Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I don't much care for them either, truth be told. In my opinion, homosexuals should be segregated from society and kept away from innocent children lest they corrupt them. Some of these homosexuals can corrupt children in really sneaky ways, like looking and acting normal, and being kind and likable. Driving a truck is many a young boy's dream. Imagine the brainwashing that goes on when he thinks:

            Truck Driving = Good.
            Lesbians = Truck Drivers.
            Lesbians = Good.
            Homosexuality, Including Anal Sex = Good.
            This is exactly what Satan and the liberals are hoping children will think.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29446

              #7
              Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

              I have never met a single lezbean truck driver that offered lift gate service. So typical of their simmering hate for decent people.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • John Scopes
                Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                • Sep 2009
                • 666

                #8
                Re: God hates lesbian truck drivers

                It is known science that trucks are one of the bigger contributors of the CO2 emissions that contribute to global warming.

                Perhaps it might be best if homosexual females take over the industry, they will not procreate, hence resolving that particular issue.
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                “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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