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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366
    #1

    College Football!

    With the BSC championship game soon upon us it will only be a matter of a few weeks until Notre Dame retake their rightful place as national champions.

    I can assure you we have a big party lined up at the Vatican and will be raising a glass or two of communion wine (this year we used a 1959 Richebourg that might be a year beyond its peak but such is the type of sacrifice we make) as God's team takes on the Bible-Belt-Bozos from Alabamduh.

    Just for fun we made up some tee-shirts for Altar Boys who will be joining us along with a few select guests.

    There are a few extras around in quadruple X should any of your healthier Baptwits be interested in one... no charge of course... we are always happy to help the poor.



    Bless you, my Tebow Apologists,
    Father Mo




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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12864
      #2
      Re: College Football!

      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
      With the BSC championship game soon upon us it will only be a matter of a few weeks until Notre Dame retake their rightful place as national champions.

      I can assure you we have a big party lined up at the Vatican and will be raising a glass or two of communion wine (this year we used a 1959 Richebourg that might be a year beyond its peak but such is the type of sacrifice we make) as God's team takes on the Bible-Belt-Bozos from Alabamduh.

      Just for fun we made up some tee-shirts for Altar Boys who will be joining us along with a few select guests.

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      I predict Nother Dame will miss the game due to beer drinking. If they show up, give me a call.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: College Football!

          Feel like laying even money on a Norte Dame, Mo? The Lord is telling me Alabama is going to win this one by around 9.5 to 10 points.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: College Football!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Feel like laying even money on a Norte Dame, Mo? The Lord is telling me Alabama is going to win this one by around 9.5 to 10 points.
              I'll take a piece of that action. Wanna bet $10k on the game, you papist scum?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384
                  #5
                  Re: College Football!

                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                  With the BSC championship game soon upon us it will only be a matter of a few weeks until Notre Dame retake their rightful place as national champions.

                  I can assure you we have a big party lined up at the Vatican and will be raising a glass or two of communion wine (this year we used a 1959 Richebourg that might be a year beyond its peak but such is the type of sacrifice we make) as God's team takes on the Bible-Belt-Bozos from Alabamduh.

                  Just for fun we made up some tee-shirts for Altar Boys who will be joining us along with a few select guests.

                  There are a few extras around in quadruple X should any of your healthier Baptwits be interested in one... no charge of course... we are always happy to help the poor.



                  Bless you, my Tebow Apologists,
                  Father Mo
                  Alabama Crimson Tide has Jesus on their side – the color of our Lord's Saving Blood. The legendary "Fighting Irish" mostly has to do with their legacy of drunken brawls – brought with them from the old country.

                  It's been a long time since Hellywood unleashed cathylick propaganda on the American public luring them to the death wafers. I'll bet the cathylicks would give anything to display the relics of Knute Rockne in their church sanctuaries – maybe a fractured femur would do. The cathylicks are not going to "win one for the Gipper" come this January.



                  Oh, and here is nice old "Father O'Malley" – of course he isn't diddlying with our daughters or anointing the rectums of altar boys.



                  Bless you too, my fallible ex-cathedra papist.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Father Maurice Lester
                      Ring-kissing Papist dog
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3366
                      #6
                      Re: College Football!

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Feel like laying even money on a Norte Dame, Mo? The Lord is telling me Alabama is going to win this one by around 9.5 to 10 points.
                      Sure. You giving me 9 points then?

                      I'll go with team Jesus for a full 'Mitt'.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I'll take a piece of that action. Wanna bet $10k on the game, you papist scum?
                      Yes... another full 'Mitt'.

                      Easiest money The Church will have made since we cleaned out the Koch brothers on an election bet.



                      Bless you, my pilfering 'pastors'
                      Father Mo





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                      A Cardinal in the making.

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                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9384
                          #7
                          Re: College Football!

                          End of the 3rd Quarter – the cathylicks are getting creamed 35 – 7.

                          Praise Jesus!
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
                          sigpic

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930
                              #8
                              Re: College Football!

                              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                              Sure. You giving me 9 points then?


                              Pay up, papist.


                              How are Notre Dame & marijuana the same?

                              They're both green & get smoked out of bowls.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: College Football!

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I'll take a piece of that action. Wanna bet $10k on the game, you papist scum?
                                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                                  Sure. You giving me 9 points then?

                                  I'll go with team Jesus for a full 'Mitt'.
                                  You owe me $10k, ring-kisser. Pay up or I'll tell your pope not to buy you any new dresses this year.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Johny Joe Hold
                                      Mayor of Freehold
                                       
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 12864
                                      #10
                                      Re: College Football!

                                      He's gone. If he does not pay up, maybe he has some Vatican souvenirs you could take and sell.
                                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: College Football!

                                          Typical papist welcher. Never trust a man who wears a dress.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Father Maurice Lester
                                              Ring-kissing Papist dog
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 3366
                                              #12
                                              Re: College Football!

                                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                              Typical papist welcher. Never trust a man who wears a dress.
                                              I sent all of you a full payment but it seems the the Iowa courts grabbed the money over unsettled legal bills and garnishment directives.

                                              Tsk, tsk.


                                              How many cabana boys are there in hicksville?


                                              Bless you , my closet Mormons,
                                              Father Mo




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                                              A Cardinal in the making.

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