[Didymus Much]

Re: the Landover Tourist Office

...Dear Didymus Much you should take your medicine that you wouldn't make these outbursts.

They make an "anti-the-headache-you-get-from-dealing-with-spoiled-selfish-incurious-idiots" pill now? I gotta get me some.

[Ignorant Buttmunch]

Re: the Landover Tourist Office

Ever heard of traveling? You dont go to prison if you punch queers in a country where it's legal!

Which countries have you visited?
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Excuse my bad eskimo.