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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12607
    #1

    Gomer Pyle Marries a MAN!!!

    Jim Nabors, who played the Gomer Pyle character, just committed our children to learn about the immoral lifystyle of homerism.

    Why wouldn't such a well known person take into account his affect on the children, and adults, who see his acting on television? It's so irresponsible.

    I guess we are supposed to accept perversion as normal. I say, ask Jesus if it's normal:

    http://tv.yahoo.com/news/actor-jim-nabors-marries-male-partner-seattle-070211861.html
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Gomer Pyle Marries a MAN!!!

      I could tell that Gomer was a homer the first time I saw him on TV. No normal man talks like that.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Paragon of virtue
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2013
          • 547
          #3
          Re: Gomer Pyle Marries a MAN!!!

          Shazam!

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12607
              #4
              Re: Gomer Pyle Marries a MAN!!!

              Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
              Shazam!
              I wonder if that's what homers say in climax during butt sex?
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Gomer Pyle Marries a MAN!!!

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  I wonder if that's what homers say in climax during butt sex?
                  I do know that there was a godmocking TV show back in the 1970's starring a couple of queers (wetbacks from the look of them), and it was called "Shazam." It was sponsored by NAMBLA from what I understand.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Gomer Pyle Marries a MAN!!!

                      This explains what they gave him the last name of 'Pile'.
                      Well, he will be dead within the year of the AIDS from countless anonymous encounters with strange men in toilets and bath houses.
                      No wonder Sgt. Carter hated him.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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