The Judas Cradle as Aversion Therapy for Sodomites?

[Witch Hammer]

Although the advanced homersexual might actually incorporate such a device into his daily regieme of sadomasochistic ass-play, the entry level pillow-biter could benefit from a few discreet treatments with the Cradle, administered in a controlled environment by a True Christian mentor, of course. Homers have become so desensitized to sin, that it becomes necessary to up the ante from time to time in order to impress upon them the depth of Christ's Love!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Judas Cradle as Aversion Therapy for Sodomites?

Although the advanced homersexual might actually incorporate such a device into his daily regieme of sadomasochistic ass-play, the entry level pillow-biter could benefit from a few discreet treatments with the Cradle, administered in a controlled environment by a True Christian mentor, of course. Homers have become so desensitized to sin, that it becomes necessary to up the ante from time to time in order to impress upon them the depth of Christ's Love!

I assume it's called the Judas cradle because it could be used to give a slow painful death. All the guts could fall out, just like what happened to Judas.

Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.

They would be praying for a quick death and wanting the easy way out. Just like that coward Judas did,

Matthew 27:5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.


YIC

Jack

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The Judas Cradle as Aversion Therapy for Sodomites?

I assume it's called the Judas cradle because it could be used to give a slow painful death. All the guts could fall out, just like what happened to Judas

Hmmm...thats not good. I wouldn't want to see one of those buggers expire while they were in the process of learning to know Christ. I don't want to give up on this just yet, though. I think I'll go putter around in the workshop for a while and try to come up with a safer alternative...maybe a step-pyramid design with a slightly blunted apex would do the trick. I reckon fitting it with a rubber tip would be counter productive. Back to the drawing board...

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Judas Cradle as Aversion Therapy for Sodomites?

No, I think I would work fine. It's just a case of keeping the tension on the ropes correct. There may be some mistakes but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.

YIC

Jack