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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #1

    How can we ensure that Christians were always on the right side of History in regards to DOMA?

    Are we going to claim to have always been in favor of it, like we do with interracial marriage and slavery?

    Will the conversation go something like, "While I don't agree with it, it is their right to do so. I have always felt that way!"

    We must make sure that Christianity was at the forefront of progress and tolerance far ahead of its time.

    For the love of God, we have barely gotten the history books corrected the the KKK was only pretending to be Christians.

    And then there's Hitler. We have made him out to be an atheist.

    I think that we should get our stories straight for what we're going to be saying years from today in case our now less godly Supreme Court rules in favor of the perverts.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
    Tags: fag marriage is a right, keep doma, queer agenda, radical gay agenda
    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12573
      #2
      Re: How can we ensure that Christians were always on the right side of History in regards to DOMA?

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Are we going to claim to have always been in favor of it, like we do with interracial marriage and slavery?

      I think that we should get our stories straight for what we're going to be saying years from today in case our now less godly Supreme Court rules in favor of the perverts.
      Very smart thinking, Brother Levi.

      We've always been good with code words. For example, we say, "homosexual lifestyle" when we really mean, "sexual pervert".

      I wonder if we could experiment and instead of calling them sinful homers, we say they are our, "Christian challenged brothers and sisters" (CCBS).
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337
          #3
          Re: How can we ensure that Christians were always on the right side of History in regards to DOMA?

          So now that we are have always been for anal sex, does that mean we should invest in rape condoms? Maybe we could lure the homosexuals into unexpected castration by sacrificing our anuses.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930
              #4
              Re: How can we ensure that Christians were always on the right side of History in regards to DOMA?

              Our worst fears have been realized. The day has come. Here goes. How does this sound?

              While I don't personally agree with fag marriage, I have always been in favor of marriage being separately regulated by the state. It is a civil institution.

              In fact, no True Christian(tm) ever was against the queers getting married, turning the descendants of Ham free, or in favor of killing white women for marrying the nigs.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Andy Formen
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 24
                  #5
                  Re: How can we ensure that Christians were always on the right side of History in regards to DOMA?

                  I for one intended to say:

                  "While my extremely correct beliefs that are scientifically proven are against it, I do feel that marriage should be separately regulated."

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