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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

    Prayer warriors, to your stations now!

    From the JYT:
    Supreme Court Strikes Down Defense of Marriage Act

    The Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that a 1996 law denying federal benefits to legally married same-sex couples is unconstitutional, in a sign of how rapidly the national debate over gay rights has shifted.
    From the opinion itself:
    The federal statute is invalid, for no legitimate purpose overcomes the purpose and effect to disparage and to injure those whom the State, by its marriage laws, sought to protect in personhood and dignity.By seeking to displace this protection and treating those persons as living in marriages less respected than others,the federal statute is in violation of the Fifth Amendment.
    No legitimate purpose? How about protecting our right to live in a society free of anything of which we disapprove? Isn't that legitimate? In the eyes of the black-robed dictators, I guess it isn't.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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  • Paragon of virtue
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2013
    • 547

    #2
    Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

    The only good news in all of this is that states retain the right to decide if homers can ruin the institution of marriage or not.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

      Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
      The only good news in all of this is that states retain the right to decide if homers can ruin the institution of marriage or not.
      That's true, dear friend, but probably not for much longer. The Supreme Court has just refused to defend Proposition 8, one of the few sensible things that the People's Republic of Commiefornicatia has done recently:
      Because petitioners have not satisfied their burden to demonstrate standing to appeal the judgment of the District Court [forcing faggotry on the state], the Ninth Circuit was without jurisdiction to consider the appeal. The judgment of the Ninth Circuit is vacated, and the case is remanded with instructions to dismiss the appeal for lack of jurisdiction.
      Besides, the court's reasoning in Windsor strongly suggests that it will eventually strike down all state attempts to protect heterosexuals.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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      • Bjorn Jensen
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2012
        • 2355

        #4
        Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

        If it goes even further than this, i'm moving to Canada, because their President is a Christian who actually supports what he says.

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        • RepentingJew
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2013
          • 33

          #5
          Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
          If it goes even further than this, i'm moving to Canada, because their President is a Christian who actually supports what he says.
          Have you considered moving to the Moon?

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #6
            Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

            This is a sad, sad day in this country that used to fear and respect our loving God. I can only pray for the millions of innocent rectums placed in direct and immediate danger because of a Supreme Court that long ago sold its soul to Satan.

            Dear Jesus, please protect the normal and decent people tonight, and every night, from the marauding packs of predatory sodomites that will certainly be crossing the country in search of who they will "marry". Only with Your protection will good men be spared the humility and pain of their ankles next to their ears, pinned on the floors of the toilet stalls and subjected to vicious anal rump-pumping perpetrated by the degenerate and deviant homo-fags. Please spare the rectums and sigmoid colons of those that love you from violation, pain and disease. Spare the Christians from eternal psychological torment and trauma at the hands of the reprobate corn-holers. In Your name, I pray.

            May Christ come soon.
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

              There is no way that I'm getting married NOW, if I have to wait in line with homers and lesbots.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Bjorn Jensen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2012
                • 2355

                #8
                Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                Does this mean that Pastor Zeke will be forced to marry queers?

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                  Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                  Does this mean that Pastor Zeke will be forced to marry queers?
                  No. They haven't legalized polygamy.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #10
                    Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post

                    Dear Jesus, please protect the normal and decent people tonight, and every night, from the marauding packs of predatory sodomites that will certainly be crossing the country in search of who they will "marry". Only with Your protection will good men be spared the humility and pain of their ankles next to their ears, pinned on the floors of the toilet stalls and subjected to vicious anal rump-pumping perpetrated by the degenerate and deviant homo-fags. Please spare the rectums and sigmoid colons of those that love you from violation, pain and disease. Spare the Christians from eternal psychological torment and trauma at the hands of the reprobate corn-holers. In Your name, I pray.


                    AMEN!




                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    May Christ come soon.
                    And again, Amen.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Herbert_Greene
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 62

                      #11
                      Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                      What is this world coming to. Teaching Children that choosing to be gay is OK?
                      Not one more child should fall victim to the fag agenda in the homo state of California :-(
                      Anal gonorrhea KILLS!


                      I pray for their soles.

                      Praise GOD!
                      Romans 11:33
                      Jeremiah 32:17
                      Mark 9:43
                      And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell,[a] to the unquenchable fire.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12522

                        #12
                        Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post

                        Dear Jesus, please protect the normal and decent people tonight, and every night, from the marauding packs of predatory sodomites that will certainly be crossing the country in search of who they will "marry". Only with Your protection will good men be spared the humility and pain of their ankles next to their ears, pinned on the floors of the toilet stalls and subjected to vicious anal rump-pumping perpetrated by the degenerate and deviant homo-fags. Please spare the rectums and sigmoid colons of those that love you from violation, pain and disease. Spare the Christians from eternal psychological torment and trauma at the hands of the reprobate corn-holers. In Your name, I pray.


                        And again, Amen.
                        Such a beautiful prayer, Brother Porter. Thank you.

                        We all need to pray hard to hold onto whatever small bit of straight marriage remains. The war is on.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                          Jesus wept today.

                          He wept.

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547

                            #14
                            Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                            In light of the horrible decisions made by the, so-called, Supreme Court, I suggest that our country now be referred to as the Ungodly Sodomite Abortionists. This way we can still use the USA acronym while providing a more accurate description of our once great nation.

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                            • Professor Bessemer
                              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 2952

                              #15
                              Re: RED ALERT!!! SCOTUS IMPOSES SODOMANIA ON ENTIRE COUNTRY!!!

                              When I think of all the anal sex that will be a direct result of these two evil decisions, I am filled with such a feeling of emptiness that I can barely describe it. But it is like an enormous void of nothingness. And I just pray that The Lord sees fit at some point to fill my huge, empty void with his powerful, healing love. Please Brothers, pray with me!

                              Fill me Jesus! FILL ME UP!
                              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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