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National Queer Day Was Yesterday

07-02-2013, 03:04 AM

Well now I know why I felt like I was gonna upchuck all day long yesterday. Even during my Sermon, I felt like I might puke up a pot of demon bile right there in my Pulpit.

Now I know why. The queers stole my Sunday. The Lord's Day.

So I looked online. Oh my sweet gentle Jesus what I saw.

And of course, the chief joo of the illuminatti was marching at the front of the circus.

Mark Zuckerberg Marched At San Fran Gay Pride With Over 750 Facebook Employees

Stamping the crowds at San Francisco’s gay pride parade with ‘likes,’ Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg led 750 of his colleagues — which is ten times more than two years ago and is over 15% of its staff, according to the Wall Street Journal.

“This was one of the most electric, amazing, emotionally overwhelming Pride marches for me in my almost 20 years of marching. … Cheering and bouncing around with over 750 of my coworkers in San Francisco today [was an] unforgettable experience,” Ben Grestzfield, a Facebook Software Engineer, wrote on his Facebook page.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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07-02-2013, 11:48 AM

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Dont' those fags have enough special privledges when is straight pride parade thats' what i want to know.
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07-02-2013, 06:44 PM

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I'll bet there was no one carrying an American Flag, or, a high school band playing John Phillips Sousa.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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07-03-2013, 01:48 AM

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It gets worse. Just look at all these butt pirates! You can't tell the boys from the girls! Disgusting!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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07-03-2013, 09:45 AM

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You know what's really disgusting?
Your creepy account picture that keeps winking. Are you sure that you aren't the queer?

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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07-03-2013, 03:48 PM

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You know what's really disgusting?
Your creepy account picture that keeps winking. Are you sure that you aren't the queer?

What's wrong with a friendly wink? I find it welcoming. I knew I was in the right place when I saw that wink for the first time.

Pastor Zeke is just as friendly in real life as he appears online.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-03-2013, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by AtheistDemonBuffoon View Post

You know what's really disgusting?
Your creepy account picture that keeps winking. Are you sure that you aren't the queer?

So a public celebration of faggotry isn't disgusting, but a wink is? My word, but you atheists have some messed-up priorities.

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07-03-2013, 04:29 PM

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So a public celebration of faggotry isn't disgusting, but a wink is? My word, but you atheists have some messed-up priorities.

Are you plagued with the inability to read properly?
I didn't state that "a public celebration of faggotry isn't disgusting."
You acted as if I said that; I didn't say that.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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07-03-2013, 04:47 PM

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Are you plagued with the inability to read properly?
I didn't state that "a public celebration of faggotry isn't disgusting."
You acted as if I said that; I didn't say that.

You said what you said, and the Landover Baptists are entitled to draw whatever inferences follow from it. That's how communication works.

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07-03-2013, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver Brendan Hayve View Post

You said what you said, and the Landover Baptists are entitled to draw whatever inferences follow from it. That's how communication works.

Fair point.
On a final note, I see nothing wrong with this "parade of faggotry."

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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07-03-2013, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by AtheistDemonBuffoon View Post

Fair point.
On a final note, I see nothing wrong with this "parade of faggotry."

That's why the LORD led you here, dear, so you can see the problems with sin and debauchery - they keep one from eternal life.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-03-2013, 05:15 PM

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That's why the LORD led you here, dear, so you can see the problems with sin and debauchery - they keep one from eternal life.

I don't desire eternal life.
I was not led here.
No debauchery here, either.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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07-03-2013, 05:30 PM

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I don't desire eternal life.
I was not led here.
No debauchery here, either.

Of course you were. Jesus has been watching you and knows that deep down you want Him in your life.

Jesus is reaching out to you but you need to meet Him half way if you are to be Saved(r) from the eternity in Hell.

God bless

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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07-03-2013, 10:47 PM

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Posted this several years ago--check out these turd burglars!
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07-04-2013, 03:48 AM

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Even the spics were out prancing it up.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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