The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, we don't hate the queers. As True Christians(tm), we want to get them cured of their filthy sin and have them join us in Heaven with Jesus. Pastor Pat Robertson has a new theory that I'd like your Christian opinions on.

Pat Robertson: Gays Are Just Confused Heterosexuals Who Have 'Forsaken God'

“I am very pleased that we have many, many, many homosexuals watching this program and many of them are looking for love and acceptance and help,” Robertson said, “and I’m glad to report that we have thousands of these people who are saying, ‘yes we want to follow Jesus, we’re not happy with the lifestyle we’re in and we want to have a better way,’ I think it’s wonderful that that’s happening.”

He claimed that people are gay “because they have forsaken God, it’s not something that is natural and when people reunite with the Lord, the Lord will get their priorities the way it is supposed to be…. You work through it and if you meet the Lord it should be, it can be instant.”

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Marion 'Pat' Robertson knocks it out of the park once again.

With the strength of his firm and powerful refusal to bow not so to the so called left wing liberal media elite's facts and figures and personal testimony (an anecdote is not data!) behind us no way will Obama and his gay military Islamofascisticalism ever take our sexual liberty!

Subsuming your desires?

Emotional turmoil?

Spiritual pain of the highest intensity until a slow lingering death?

Is that too much to ask? What would Jesus do?

That's right: He would die.

Glory!

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Pat Robertson: Gays Are Just Confused Heterosexuals Who Have 'Forsaken God'

“I am very pleased that we have many, many, many homosexuals watching this program and many of them are looking for love and acceptance and help,” Robertson said, “and I’m glad to report that we have thousands of these people who are saying, ‘yes we want to follow Jesus, we’re not happy with the lifestyle we’re in and we want to have a better way,’ I think it’s wonderful that that’s happening.”

He claimed that people are gay “because they have forsaken God, it’s not something that is natural and when people reunite with the Lord, the Lord will get their priorities the way it is supposed to be…. You work through it and if you meet the Lord it should be, it can be instant.”

I agree completely with Mr. Pat Robertson, I hope more fags can be brave enough to get near our Lord and stop their sinful lifestyle



Just look at him, a real white Christian man, just like all of them should be

[Brother Harold Porter]

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“I am very pleased that we have many, many, many homosexuals watching this program and many of them are looking for love and acceptance and help,” Robertson said, “and I’m glad to report that we have thousands of these people who are saying, ‘yes we want to follow Jesus, we’re not happy with the lifestyle we’re in and we want to have a better way,’ I think it’s wonderful that that’s happening.”

Of course, Brother Pat Robertson is correct.

When I chose to be an effeminate bottom-queen for twenty miserable years of my life, it was mostly because I hated God. Rebellious I guess. Rather than accept and love my Creator for the gift of mortal life He had given me, I thought I knew better when I chose fagging.

There was a degree of human pleasure every time my prostate spasmed when I was deep inside the bowels of a strange man, I suppose. And a sinful feeling of satisfaction when copius volumes of gay man-seed flowed past my tonsils and into my stomach. Even 12-man arrangements of thrusting daisy-chain sissies were, at least for the moment, enjoyable.

But we all hated God, and it was common after ejaculation to feel bad about the filthy experience. This can only be because we knew in our hearts that Jesus was weeping inconsolably because of our wicked actions. As Pat says "when people reunite with the Lord, the Lord will get their priorities the way it is supposed to be."

Praise Jesus Christ for the path out of homo-rectalism!

In Him forever

[Deaner]

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Coming from Mr. Roberston does make one pause to think.

Do you think retards are just people who don't have the brains to forsake God and therefore just pick their nose and eat it instead?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Of course, Brother Pat Robertson is correct.

When I chose to be an effeminate bottom-queen for twenty miserable years of my life, it was mostly because I hated God. Rebellious I guess. Rather than accept and love my Creator for the gift of mortal life He had given me, I thought I knew better when I chose fagging.

There was a degree of human pleasure every time my prostate spasmed when I was deep inside the bowels of a strange man, I suppose. And a sinful feeling of satisfaction when copius volumes of gay man-seed flowed past my tonsils and into my stomach. Even 12-man arrangements of thrusting daisy-chain sissies were, at least for the moment, enjoyable.

But we all hated God, and it was common after ejaculation to feel bad about the filthy experience. This can only be because we knew in our hearts that Jesus was weeping inconsolably because of our wicked actions. As Pat says "when people reunite with the Lord, the Lord will get their priorities the way it is supposed to be."

Praise Jesus Christ for the path out of homo-rectalism!

In Him forever

My God, brother Harold, you must have suffered a lot after all those sinnful experiences, but I'm glad that after all of them you finally find God and know you can say you're a normal man, I'm very happy for you, if only all the queers out there could be like you

[Deaner]

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...and a sinful feeling of satisfaction when copius volumes of gay man-seed flowed past my tonsils and into my stomach.

An amazing and colorful description of mo-mo sin. I applaud you Brother Porter for your honesty.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I hesitate to share what I know of Brother Porter, learned from our long conversations.

Brother Porter is much too modest about his victory over Satan and homosexuality. He is too modest, as well, about his famous friends and his influence on them.

Pastor Pat Robinson, for example, has in the past railed out with hatred toward homosexuals. His finally coming around to the view homers are confused heterosexuals was the result of Brother Porters testimony to Pat and patient lobbying to have the 700 Club explain homerism in this sensitive and compassionate way.

Brother Porter's approach to homerism is so successful I can see the day coming when the Goverment will shut down gay brothels and replace them with government funded conversion therapy programs. Hopefully, Landover Baptist will receive some of these lucrative contracts.

[Looney Jack]

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Remind me again, how would a True Christian define a homosexual?

A.) The act of engaging in sexual relations with a person of the same sex
B.) The attraction to a person of the same sex
C.) The combination of both A and B
D.) None of the above

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Remind me again, how would a True Christian define a homosexual?

A.) The act of engaging in sexual relations with a person of the same sex
B.) The attraction to a person of the same sex
C.) The combination of both A and B
D.) None of the above

Either A or B. Packing mud, or just thinking of assaulting a strange man's rectum, are equal in the eyes of God.

In Christ

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Either A or B. Packing mud, or just thinking of assaulting a strange man's rectum, are equal in the eyes of God.

In Christ

Ugh, just thinking in what two gay men do in a room all alone makes me sick

[MitzaLizalor]

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Ugh, just thinking in what two gay men do in a room all alone makes me sick

I don't think it's restricted to two, and they probably aren't all human.

[Looney Jack]

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Either A or B. Packing mud, or just thinking of assaulting a strange man's rectum, are equal in the eyes of God.

In Christ

I must assume transgendered individuals must pose a particular threat to your salvation as they have the potential to turn a heterosexual man such as yourself into a homosexual without you even knowing it; with a single look, no less. Like some kind of medusa monsters.




It's a no win situation. As an American you are no doubt attracted to at least one of them, if not all, which would make you a homosexual, no? Or you aren't attracted to any of them which probably signifies you're attracted to masculine traits (i.e. your into dudes and still a homosexual). Quite the conundrum.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I must assume transgendered individuals must pose a particular threat to your salvation as they have the potential to turn a heterosexual man such as yourself into a homosexual without you even knowing it; with a single look, no less. Like some kind of medusa monsters.




It's a no win situation. As an American you are no doubt attracted to at least one of them, if not all, which would make you a homosexual, no? Or you aren't attracted to any of them which probably signifies you're attracted to masculine traits (i.e. your into dudes and still a homosexual). Quite the conundrum.

Sigh.

This is why one consults with the father of the female lady before marriage takes place. Pastors also provide a safety net to prevent a man from choosing the wrong wife.

If a dirty queer goes out of his way to mind/anal rape a poor Christian man (even going so far as to ply him with drinks, drugs, soft words and 10000s of dollars worth of surgery) they should take responsibility for this.

YIC

[Looney Jack]

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Sigh.

This is why one consults with the father of the female lady before marriage takes place. Pastors also provide a safety net to prevent a man from choosing the wrong wife.

If a dirty queer goes out of his way to mind/anal rape a poor Christian man (even going so far as to ply him with drinks, drugs, soft words and 10000s of dollars worth of surgery) they should take responsibility for this.

YIC

Marriage is irrelevant in this scenario. Even if you only take a single glance at a transsexual while crossing the street and never see the transgendered individual again, you will have registered a sexual attraction. If you view one of these ladies and find them attractive, you would be attracted to a biological man. Ergo, according to Brother Porter, you (i.e. the viewer), would be a homosexual seeing as you are attracted to a person who is a biological male.

As I stated previously, "they have the potential to turn a heterosexual man such as yourself into a homosexual without you even knowing it; with a single look, no less." Any woman you see while out and about could be a transgender. Your entire male congregation could have all been turned homosexual without you ever knowing. You could be a homosexual right now according to Brother Porter.