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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    If Hell doesn't exist, then why is the center of the Earth so hot when it's dark and insulated from the Sun?

    The Earth's core is actually cooling, but it is doing so extremely slowly. The high pressure maintained against it by the planet's outer layers has kept the core in a molten state since its formation.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    If Hell doesn't exist, then why is the center of the Earth so hot when it's dark and insulated from the Sun?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
    There's only one flaw inyour global warming theory - hell doesn't exist.

    People expressing their love for each other by offering each other physical pleasure is not disgusting - it's beautiful.
    If you live as though hell didn't exist, you'd better be right!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    It's people like you that cause GLOBAL WARMING.
    The number of Hellbound Sinners burning in the PITS OF HELL has got to such a stage that the Temperature of the Earth is rising on a daily basis.

    No wonder Jesus weeps.

    That previous Post of yours had to be the most disgusting thing you've written in the last 10 minutes.
    There's only one flaw inyour global warming theory - hell doesn't exist.

    People expressing their love for each other by offering each other physical pleasure is not disgusting - it's beautiful.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.
    In the Godly red states, there were such laws until unelected liberal activist judges decided to give special privileges to perverts.

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  • Talitha
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
    I don't consider consenting adults giving each other mutual pleasure to be "naughty."
    Since I have no wish to create "soldiers" of any religious persuasion, it doesn't matter to me if the combination of orifices and organs is accceptble to Jesus or any other deity. It only matters to me that it pleases both my husband and myself.
    It's people like you that cause GLOBAL WARMING.
    The number of Hellbound Sinners burning in the PITS OF HELL has got to such a stage that the Temperature of the Earth is rising on a daily basis.

    No wonder Jesus weeps.

    That previous Post of yours had to be the most disgusting thing you've written in the last 10 minutes.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    I just cannot for the life of me understand how you can equate pleasure with a persons naughty bits.
    A Man's dingly danglers are there for a purpose. They carry the Seed of procreation. You cannot produce more Christian Soldiers by way of the mouth.

    There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.

    I don't consider consenting adults giving each other mutual pleasure to be "naughty."
    Since I have no wish to create "soldiers" of any religious persuasion, it doesn't matter to me if the combination of orifices and organs is accceptble to Jesus or any other deity. It only matters to me that it pleases both my husband and myself.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.
    It's no use Sister. For people like Lump, Gitmo only means "Gitmo pleasure".

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by SUV View Post


    JESUS, please - awaken me from this nightmare
    One can only hope the clam doesn't decide to shut itself...

    Lump, you disgust me.

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  • Talitha
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    I just cannot for the life of me understand how you can equate pleasure with a persons naughty bits.
    A Man's dingly danglers are there for a purpose. They carry the Seed of procreation. You cannot produce more Christian Soldiers by way of the mouth.

    There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.

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  • SUV
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
    Physical pleasure.


    JESUS, please - awaken me from this nightmare

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    Why?
    What purpose could that serve?

    Physical pleasure.

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  • Larry Lee
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
    Not quite - it involves a man repeatedly "dunking" his testicles in the mouth of another person - similar to the action of repeatedly dunking a teabag in a cup.
    Why?
    What purpose could that serve?
    Exactly. You can be sure Jesus never allowed his testicles to touch another person's mouth.

    And speaking of Jesus's testicles, when He masturbated, how exactly did He fantasize about His Holy Bride, the Church?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    What is the DOF?

    Their Department of Faith - a secret government agency dedicated to making the US into a Christian theocracy.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    You are about to find out soon.

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