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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    The Homers Try to Fool Normal People

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, we all know that the homersexurality menace has spread like a wildfire all across God's favorite country (America). Ever since the Clintons forced special rights on us, the queers have gotten too big for their britches and are demanding more and more each day.

    But I want to talk about a different front they are working on: Recruitment through trickery and deceit. They want Normal people to see them as normal, so they can fool you into turning queer. It happens in the streets, playgrounds and gymnasiums.





    It happens on the godless "rock and roll" circuit.




    It happens in advertising.




    Even girls get in on the deception!




    As True Christians(tm), we need to be on our guard at all times, lest we join the homers in hell.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • ChristMySavior
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    • Aug 2013
    • 46

    #2
    Re: The Homers Try to Fool Normal People

    Amen, Pastor! Just the other day, I was propositioned by a young man for what can only be assumed to be a satanic anal sex orgy. I feel lucky and thankful to The Lord for my life.
    Exodus 20:3 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me
    Romans 8:35 - Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

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