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  • Tallywacker Hater
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised. There is a lot of suspicion that's exactly what happened to Larry Craig. You sickos will stop at nothing to defeat God's Own Party, and that includes doing whatever it takes to faggify our senators and congressmen. Boooooooooooooooo, liberals! Boooooooooo!!!
    Well, yeah. Actually, late at night, I like to sneak over to churches and spread the homer-virus on all the toilets, pews and even the communion cups. How do you think we got Ted Haggard?

    Next on my list: Sally Kern! The church where her husband is the pastor is only a couple of miles from where I live! I'm gonna turn her into a big ol' lesbian! (already got to her son!)

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by victoria View Post
    you are a complete idiot!
    talking to a gay on the phone and thinking you will get aids or something is just as childish as believing in the tooth fairy!
    Blasphemy! We are good Bible-believing fundamentalist Christians, how dare you compare us to the sort of people who believe in made-up fairy tales that don't exist? The only fairies I'm seeing around here are you and your queer buddies.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
    Oh, don't worry about it.

    What you REALLY need to worry about are public toilets. That's how they spread the homosexual virus. Use a toilet after a homosexual and *BOOM* you're gay!

    I caught a really bad case of it; it turned me into a tranny
    That's why I never use a public toilet!

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    I wouldn't be surprised. There is a lot of suspicion that's exactly what happened to Larry Craig. You sickos will stop at nothing to defeat God's Own Party, and that includes doing whatever it takes to faggify our senators and congressmen. Boooooooooooooooo, liberals! Boooooooooo!!!

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  • Tallywacker Hater
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Oh, don't worry about it.

    What you REALLY need to worry about are public toilets. That's how they spread the homosexual virus. Use a toilet after a homosexual and *BOOM* you're gay!

    I caught a really bad case of it; it turned me into a tranny

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by victoria View Post
    you are a complete idiot!
    talking to a gay on the phone and thinking you will get aids or something is just as childish as believing in the tooth fairy!

    hey hey!
    guess what i am?
    im bisexual!
    I read about a bisexual in the paper. Never thought I'd meet one.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-in-court.html

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  • Bob4God
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    It's subversion plain and simple.
    Look what they did to the rainbow too!
    Mocking GOD's promise never to destro the Earth again. (With water anyway...)

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  • victoria
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    you are a complete idiot!
    talking to a gay on the phone and thinking you will get aids or something is just as childish as believing in the tooth fairy!

    hey hey!
    guess what i am?
    im bisexual!

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    It's subversion plain and simple.
    Look what they did to the rainbow too!

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  • papparat
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Why are homosexuals constantly referred to as "Gay" to my O.E.D. I think refers to the word as meaning 1.having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. 2.bright or showy: gay colours; gay ornaments. 3.given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.

    Reclaim this word back from the Homosexuals !

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Oh, the things you miss when you spend the day baking pies and chasing off the nigras trying to steal those pies.
    Interesting that you should mention that. I'd just been contemplating the idea of spending this afternoon baking delicious cherry and chocolate cookies to share with my friends. Then I remembered that baking while male turns you into a queer, so I decided to go online to enrage Satanists instead.

    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    you make me feel like unloved shit.
    No, the fact that you're a piece of unsaved trash is what makes you feel like unloved excrement.
    I am not one for language, but it applies. You are being horrible people. If this is what God is telling you to do, I don't want to follow that God anymore.
    All we are doing is passing on the Bible's message. If you choose to reject God based on that, then it's your decision, and nothing to do with us.
    I had Faith once, and people like you took it from me, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
    You had faith in Satan. I am proud to have broken your commitment to the Father of Lies.
    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    "But I say to you love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you."
    Matthew 5:44
    We are teaching you about God's Loving Message! How much more loving could we get? We seem to have done you a power of good since you turned up here.

    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    what life? just because I'm depressed because people persecute me, and abuse me doesn't mean I still don't have friends.
    No, the fact that you're an intolerably whiny emo queer is why you don't have any friends.

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  • CloseToSuicide
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    We are Landover Baptists, and we believe in the literal truth of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. You can read about our beliefs HERE.

    Let me ask you something; are you a queer? Tell the truth.

    And how old are you?
    I am not a queer. I'm telling the truth. I am a straight woman. and I'm in my early twenties.

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  • CloseToSuicide
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    No, it's your fault. All we've done is hurt your feelings by telling you the truth of God and what He wants of humanity. Anything else is you whining and trying to make us feel guilty. We have Jesus on our side so we do and will continue to sleep the sleep of angels.
    If you pull the trigger/eat the pills/drink the bleach/cut yourself repeatedly or however it is you plan on killing yourself, it'll be you that's doing the act. The chances are we won't even hear about it after the fact. The only sign we'll have that you've done it is by the ceasing of your whining.
    Look, Darkwolf Nightcrawler or whatever it is you like to call yourself around your gothic friends, you haven't suffered until you've felt the oppression and persecution we True Christians™ have to live with every day of our lives, but you don't see us crying about it.
    We've tried to tell you about God, and you've chosen not to listen. So should you off yourself, we've got nothing to feel guilty about.


    Do you see us cursing? All the cursing around here comes from the persecuters themselves. At least you're one of the few who is willing to admit you're persecuting us.


    What a minute! What life? What pressing matters? If you're about to kill yourself, none of that makes any difference anymore! This makes me think you're not about to commit suicide at all but are just using that to make us feel guilty. And you know who thrives on spreading guilt? Joos and catlicks. Are you a papist hebrew?
    what life? just because I'm depressed because people persecute me, and abuse me doesn't mean I still don't have friends. I had to leave to help someone set up for something, and then I went to a Bible Study at the local church. Yes, i have a life.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    YI'm getting nausous reading some of these posts. I'm not Close to Suicide anymore, I'm basically there. I hope you're happy. It's your fault.
    No, it's your fault. All we've done is hurt your feelings by telling you the truth of God and what He wants of humanity. Anything else is you whining and trying to make us feel guilty. We have Jesus on our side so we do and will continue to sleep the sleep of angels.
    If you pull the trigger/eat the pills/drink the bleach/cut yourself repeatedly or however it is you plan on killing yourself, it'll be you that's doing the act. The chances are we won't even hear about it after the fact. The only sign we'll have that you've done it is by the ceasing of your whining.
    Look, Darkwolf Nightcrawler or whatever it is you like to call yourself around your gothic friends, you haven't suffered until you've felt the oppression and persecution we True Christians(tm) have to live with every day of our lives, but you don't see us crying about it.
    We've tried to tell you about God, and you've chosen not to listen. So should you off yourself, we've got nothing to feel guilty about.

    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    "Bless those who persecute you, bless and do not curse."
    Romans 12:14
    Do you see us cursing? All the cursing around here comes from the persecuters themselves. At least you're one of the few who is willing to admit you're persecuting us.

    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    I apologize for not answering the question immediately, i had more pressing matters, and I had to leave. I do have a life, I had things to do. So sorry for not answering, I had to go somewhere.
    What a minute! What life? What pressing matters? If you're about to kill yourself, none of that makes any difference anymore! This makes me think you're not about to commit suicide at all but are just using that to make us feel guilty. And you know who thrives on spreading guilt? Joos and catlicks. Are you a papist hebrew?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
    join you? question: what is the title of your religion, baptist?
    We are Landover Baptists, and we believe in the literal truth of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. You can read about our beliefs HERE.

    Let me ask you something; are you a queer? Tell the truth.

    And how old are you?

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