[James Dewitt]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

what if you not no that they be a gay? what if them homer menfolk not wears the frooty aftershaves, an them lezbeans shave thier legs? how am i gonna tell them aparts from normil folk if my christain straitdar not work?

Petal if they are men ask them what kind of music they like, if they say Broadway show tunes from Gershwin its a dead give away.
If they are females and are wearing leather or have short hair cuts they are lesbos.

[Petal]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Do NOT laugh and have a pleasant conversation with a gay. It sends the wrong message and stings Jesus like some fruity scented aftershave on His bleeding wounds, which are all your gay friend's fault anyway.

what if you not no that they be a gay? what if them homer menfolk not wears the frooty aftershaves, an them lezbeans shave thier legs? how am i gonna tell them aparts from normil folk if my christain straitdar not work?

[handmaiden]

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As I elaborated in a different thread in this same forum, no good can from gushing over a gay! You listen to them politely, you hold your tongue from pointing out their sinful ways, the next thing you know, you start thinking about their "good" qualities and extend your heart in tolerance.

Then tolerance becomes a habit, and from that comes forth questioning and thinking which builds up to disobedience.

So you sour your relationship with your Savior and your gay friend continues blythly on, ruining society as a whole, spreading disease and possibly breaking your heart by shooting a hole in their own. (Which completely ruins your day when you find out.)

You don't need this sorrow in your heart when it should be filled with the joy of the Lord. Shedding one tear over a gay is like stiking one more blow to Christ's suffering body. Do NOT laugh and have a pleasant conversation with a gay. It sends the wrong message and stings Jesus like some fruity scented aftershave on His bleeding wounds, which are all your gay friend's fault anyway.

Morbidly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Malovolent Creation]

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well the ones going into the united states, usually entering through texas. what about messicans that listen to death metal? thats probably the ultimate sin

[James Hutchins]

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But I'm not the one who is gay...

That is not what you said in the other thread when you confirm you are a bull dyke. Are you a liar also? No wonder God hates you!

[Seth Campbell]

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I trust my wife to handle my meat, she usually does a very good job and I've never really had any means to complain, well except one time: We were gonna have some cube steaks for dinner the other night, but she didn't beat the meat correctly.

It's a sad day when the wife mishandles the meat.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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Better to handle your meat and play it safe I suppose.

I trust my wife to handle my meat, she usually does a very good job and I've never really had any means to complain, well except one time: We were gonna have some cube steaks for dinner the other night, but she didn't beat the meat correctly.

[Chris T]

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But I'm not the one who is gay...

Leviticus 18:22: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Deuteronomy 7:26: Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

[eliot mayfield]

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But your friend is and God says you shouldn't have pleasure in them.

[amymareexx]

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You're definitely going to Hell, don't you? The guy gay is not your "friend" Friends don't drag friends into Hell!

But I'm not the one who is gay...

[eliot mayfield]

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You can't 'catch' gayness. I'm best friends with a gay guy and I've never had any thoughts towards other women...

You're definitely going to Hell, don't you? The guy gay is not your "friend" Friends don't drag friends into Hell!

Leviticus:
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

1 Kings

14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Romans:

1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[amymareexx]

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You can't be too careful around queers. You don't want to catch the gay off them.

You can't 'catch' gayness. I'm best friends with a gay guy and I've never had any thoughts towards other women...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I read half of the first page and I am highly disgusted. You bleached your phone because you were afraid? Wow... I didn't think I could ever come across more ignorant homophobes.

You can't be too careful around queers. You don't want to catch the gay off them.

[amymareexx]

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I read half of the first page and I am highly disgusted. You bleached your phone because you were afraid? Wow... I didn't think I could ever come across more ignorant homophobes.

[James Hutchins]

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i said i CAN save him

I suggest you see about enrolling him in Betty Bowers B.A.S.H. program. It works wonders.

Also, perhaps you can enroll in the ex-negroe program too. You guys can ride share to the seminars!