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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12447
    #1

    Mexican Preacher Claims We're All Homers in Heaven.

    I can't believe I read this. It just shows that Mexican preachers receive no training in theology, all they know is how to cook in Mexican restaurants.

    This preacher tries to explain what happens in heaven. First, he claims he will find people of all races and ethnicities. I don't know how he can say such a thing when the Bible so clearly favors the white race.

    But, then he make an even more outrageous claim, that since there is no need to reproduce in heaven, there is no need for gender. I guess he means we will be confused about our manliness like homers--we will be struggling with our male identity.

    If ever a preacher should turn in his robe and surrender his credentials, it is this guy:

    Race, Culture Differences Will Exist in Heaven, Latino Evangelical President Says
    http://www.christianpost.com/news/race-culture-differences-will-exist-in-heaven-latino-evangelical-president-says-106194/
    Racial and cultural differences in heaven will be present, according to the Rev Gabriel Salguero, president of the National Latino Evangelical Coalition, who shared his views on the afterlife in an ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Donovan A. Mordecai
      True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2013
      • 763
      #2
      Re: Mexican Preacher Claims We're All Homers in Heaven.

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      I can't believe I read this. It just shows that Mexican preachers receive no training in theology, all they know is how to cook in Mexican restaurants.

      This preacher tries to explain what happens in heaven. First, he claims he will find people of all races and ethnicities. I don't know how he can say such a thing when the Bible so clearly favors the white race.

      But, then he make an even more outrageous claim, that since there is no need to reproduce in heaven, there is no need for gender. I guess he means we will be confused about our manliness like homers--we will be struggling with our male identity.

      If ever a preacher should turn in his robe and surrender his credentials, it is this guy:

      http://www.christianpost.com/news/ra...t-says-106194/
      This supposed evangelical preacher is just a catholic like the rest of the mexicans.

      I'm more worried about him opening his robe and showing his credentials


      God Bless
      DAM
      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Mexican Preacher Claims We're All Homers in Heaven.

          There shouldn't be ANY sex in heaven.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Dutch Girl
              Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
              • Nov 2010
              • 283
              #4
              Re: Mexican Preacher Claims We're All Homers in Heaven.

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              There shouldn't be ANY sex in heaven.
              So you are looking forward to an eternity without sex? Well, I suppose it isn't that different from your current life.


              Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

              - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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