Pervert demands the right to death by stoning!

[Godfly]

There is no better indication that we are winning the culture was than a Hell bound pervert demanding it's right to death by stoning. Even this creature has enough wisdom to know that it is an abomination before God. It even went so far as bring the first stone so the mayor wouldn't have to get his hands dirty looking for one. But here in Obama's Republic religious freedom is a foot note in history!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/19/pamela-raintree-stone_n_4627051.html?ncid=txtlnkushpmg00000037&ir=Politics

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Pervert demands the right to death by stoning!

I had a rough day today. While screwing in a new cover for an electrical outlet, I accidentally put the point of the screwdriver into the socket, giving me quite a shock. My hair was all frizzy and stuck out every which way! I then tried to stand up and smacked my face on a coffee table; I could feel my bruised lip swelling up something awful. Next, on my way out the door, I tripped, stumbled, and tumbled onto the lawn, landing face-first in a big pile of mud. When I finally got in the car, I looked at my reflection in the mirror.

A Negro was staring back at me!

At first I was upset, until I realized my new advantage. I drove down to the local welfare office and angrily shoved my way to the front of the line, because that's how black women behave. I asked the clerk where da fuh muh check at? She was a sheboon, too, so I knew she understood my words, but she just stared blankly, forcing me to stomp my foot and say the same thing even louder. I shrieked at the sow that I needs muh Obama money cuz muh thirteen kids all be needin dat new X-Box and I ain't had muh Popeye's yet. She be like yo, you habs to go to da back of dat line.

I said lines be raciss, nomesayin? Back in slabery times, da white man make da slabes all stand in a line too. I ain't standin on no muhfuggin line.

I grab her weave and start pullin on it till da cops come. Dey put me in jail. Jail beez da slabery of today.


I'm kidding around here, of course. Everyone knows I am and will always be a beautiful White lady. The story I told was a parable, however, because in that story I was just as much a Negro as this transgender is a woman! Yet while I was thrown in jail, freaks like this are hailed as heroes for mutilating their genitals (though some don't even bother), putting on ugly, shapeless dresses, and publicly urinating on Christ and His followers. They are the ones who should be locked up. I weep for our country, I really do.

[emmvee]

Re: Pervert demands the right to death by stoning!

I wonder if you have to buy tickets to attend the stoning, or if you just show up?
Can you pay extra on a ticket to be near the front? Are you expected to bring your own stones?
This is exciting!