Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign on? - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

X

Brother J.H.

True Christian™

True Christian™

Join Date: Feb 2008

Posts: 291
Share

Tweet
#1

Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign on?

07-08-2008, 10:24 AM

Since I can't seem to find another thread on it I decided to make one.

Has anyone been thinking about the terror God is going to reign on California now that homos are allowed to marry? California, and quite possibly a few other states are going to be obliterated at any moment. I even wonder if he will leave anything other then Freehold, IA. You guys might be suprised to wake up one day real soon and find that Landover Baptist IS the United States.

My guess is that California is going to see a few massive earth quakes soon and Florida, Louisiana, Georgia, and North Carolina are going to see a monsoon come through soon. Ad if they don't cease allowing Gay to marry God will wipe them off the map.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
Tags: california, god's wrath, marriage is not for you fags
Magikarp

hateful Danish communis

Forum Member

Join Date: Apr 2008

Posts: 266
Share

Tweet
#2

07-08-2008, 08:12 PM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Nope, I'm fine. You're a bit late though. Many gay couples have already been married. And the wildfires are being contained. And as for Los Angeles, we're getting perfect summer weather.

Why do you preach so much hatred?

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
Comment
SUV

True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 11027
Share

Tweet
#3

07-08-2008, 08:16 PM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Welcome, Sister. You sound like a True True Christian and not one of those touchy-feely "people" that sometimes sully our Godly board.
Comment
Brother J.H.

True Christian™

True Christian™

Join Date: Feb 2008

Posts: 291
Share

Tweet
#4

07-08-2008, 10:09 PM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Thank you, SUV. I wasted my time replying to Magikarp in another thread, not realising that it is an atheist. Enough said about that. I should have known better, with a name like "Magikarp" it can't be good. I wasn't there for the sermon, but I got Pastor Deaon Fred's sermon on DVD. He warned us about "Pokemon" and how they're a dangerous cult. "Magikarp" was one of the ones he mentioned in his sermon.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
Comment
Magikarp

hateful Danish communis

Forum Member

Join Date: Apr 2008

Posts: 266
Share

Tweet
#5

07-09-2008, 02:58 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Wrong. I'm Catholic and Irish.

Let me guess, you didn't look at it, instead you used your vast knowledge of Pokemon to find that out.

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
Comment
Ebenezer Wright

True Christian™

True Christian™

Join Date: Jul 2008

Posts: 1021
Share

Tweet
#6

07-09-2008, 03:18 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Irish? I certainly hope you are not posting on these Christian forums in a drunken haze!

Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
Comment
Brother Lazarus

Forum Member

Forum Member

Join Date: Jul 2008

Posts: 1062
Share

Tweet
#7

07-09-2008, 03:20 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

Nope, I'm fine. You're a bit late though. Many gay couples have already been married. And the wildfires are being contained. And as for Los Angeles, we're getting perfect summer weather.

Why do you preach so much hatred?

There is no hatred here. Just the Jesus inspired will to convert the unGodly non-believers to Jesus. No more love exists than to preach the unerring Word of God so that the wretched unsaved may come to Jesus abd find everlating life.

In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Comment
Pastor Ezekiel

Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 78556
Share

Tweet
#8

07-09-2008, 03:28 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

Wrong. I'm Catholic and Irish.

Let me guess, you didn't look at it, instead you used your vast knowledge of Pokemon to find that out.

That's just disgusting. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

I'd pray for you, but it's not likely that you can ever acheive Salvation©, so I'll just save Jesus some time and skip it.

Why are you here, or do you even know where you're at?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Comment
Brother J.H.

True Christian™

True Christian™

Join Date: Feb 2008

Posts: 291
Share

Tweet
#9

07-09-2008, 03:29 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

Wrong. I'm Catholic and Irish.

Let me guess, you didn't look at it, instead you used your vast knowledge of Pokemon to find that out.

I'm not debating a Mary Worshipping Papist. Thats as bad a cult as the Pokemon are. With your idol worship, worshipping the Pope and Mary and the Saints. Have fun roasting in Hell. Please don't write.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
Comment
Brother J.H.

True Christian™

True Christian™

Join Date: Feb 2008

Posts: 291
Share

Tweet
#10

07-09-2008, 03:32 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Originally posted by Hugh G. Rection View Post

There is no hatred here. Just the Jesus inspired will to convert the unGodly non-believers to Jesus. No more love exists than to preach the unerring Word of God so that the wretched unsaved may come to Jesus abd find everlating life.

Thank you, Brother Hugh. Don't debate these Mary worshippers though, especially not an irishman.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
Comment
Brother Lazarus

Forum Member

Forum Member

Join Date: Jul 2008

Posts: 1062
Share

Tweet
#11

07-09-2008, 03:34 AM

Re: Has anyoe been thinking of the terrors God is going to reign

Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

Wrong. I'm Catholic and Irish.

Let me guess, you didn't look at it, instead you used your vast knowledge of Pokemon to find that out.

This too can be overcome. Bathe yourself in the Blood of Jesus and be saved!

Amen!

In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...