[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

Not true, the McDonald's I used to work at was owned and operated by a very strict, conservative Christian woman. It was even closed on Sundays and both her and her husband always invited the employees to their church. (It was some baptist church miles away. I always got lost every Sunday and would always arrive after the service was over.)
There were no drugs in the food, cleanliness was firmly established everyday, every employee was held to the highest possible standard of cleanliness and perfection... it was bascally the perfect McDonald's restaurant. I really wish I didn't have to move away...

We are supposed to believe tales like this from a pervert with a depraved name like yours?

I know just what you're up to; you want to convince Godly Christians that it's safe to enter a perverse McDonald's, so you can attempt to corrupt them with your sodomitious deathstyle!

This is no truck stop, nancyboy! Do your recruiting elsewhere!

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I heard that just being in the same room with one of them preverts is enough to catch AIDS.

It is stupid stuff like this that perpetuates general misunderstanding of the AIDS. You cannot catch it from just being in the same room with an infected sodomite. He has to either breathe on you or touch you in order transmit the virus.

Breathing the same air as fags is definitely a worry, but there are other ways to catch AIDS. You also have to worry about catching it from doorknobs and toilet seats. YIC, Buford

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

Breathing the same air as fags is definitely a worry, but there are other ways to catch AIDS. You also have to worry about catching it from doorknobs and toilet seats. YIC, Buford

What does that mean happened to good Christian Larry Craig? He did a whole hell of a lot more than share a toilet seat with homosexuals.

Ditto for Ted Haggard. Sniffing speed off a gay prostitute... wow, I honestly can't think of any more risky behavior than what that specific Good Christian™ did.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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What does that mean happened to good Christian Larry Craig? He did a whole hell of a lot more than share a toilet seat with homosexuals.

Ditto for Ted Haggard. Sniffing speed off a gay prostitute... wow, I honestly can't think of any more risky behavior than what that specific Good Christian™ did.

Tally Ho, I can see that you are reflexively attacking the superior morals of Godly Republicans. It's people like you who refuse to admit that George W Bush was a war hero (having defended Texas from the North Vietnamese). I bet you won't even acknowledge that John McCain single-handedly rescued the American hostages in Colombia!

Such blatant partisanship is unacceptable.

YIC,
Buford

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

What does that mean happened to good Christian Larry Craig? He did a whole hell of a lot more than share a toilet seat with homosexuals.

Ditto for Ted Haggard. Sniffing speed off a gay prostitute... wow, I honestly can't think of any more risky behavior than what that specific Good Christian™ did.

Larry Craig and Ted Faggart are not members of Landover Baptist Church, nor are they in any sense True Christians™. They have more in common with Bruce Vilanch than they have with Christ.

Please do not try to associate us with these depraved, AIDS-ridden sodomites.

[Satans Booger x3]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

No wonder why I got the urge to jump over the counter and have intercourse with the female cashier when i ordered my second burger!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

Fellow Christians!


The faggotry of McDonald's is still at large! Just watch this sickening ad from Japland.



NOTE: The emo pulls a Big Mac right out of his poop-chute (I kid you not!). Following this vile act, he then presents a pair of tomatoes in such a way as if he were fondleing a pair of engorged red testicles!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

I was in McDonald's the other day and noticed this small pile of pamphlets to one side of the counter with "nutritional information." It had all this stuff about "low-fat, lean beef" that McDonald's supposedly uses.

What is this crap? Liberals are always harping on us to eat "low-fat" food. They want us to eat Jap food like sushi, too. I'm convinced that a low-fat diet makes people gay. Just look at the Japs - skinny, hardly any body hair even on the men - gay as a tutti-frutti salad.

Real men eat fat. I bet that President Bush has a whole plateful of supersized extra-greasy Freedom Fries just before he picks up the phone and orders an air strike on Iraqi terrorists.

YIC,
Buford

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

Real men eat fat. I bet that President Bush has a whole plateful of supersized extra-greasy Freedom Fries just before he picks up the phone and orders an air strike on Iraqi terrorists.

I'd not be surprised, Brother Buford!

I'm in the mood for some of those right about now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

I had sex with the man that gave me mu Burger today.

That was disgusting. Can't you just stop your perverted hobby and follow God's Divine Plan for us all?

Anyway, at least do the decent thing and keep your depravity to yourself. True Christians(tm) don't want to know about the details of your sodomy episodes.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

All our discussion so far has been about McDonald's, but I'd also like to add that I'm very suspicious of "Der Wienerschnitzel," and their front organization "Tastee-Freez".

You should see all the phallic sex toys and perverted slogans on their web site, http://www.wienerschnitzel.com/







And remember, that "Der Wienerschnitzel" is German for "tallywacker."

YIC,
Buford

[friendofdorothy]

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This is very sad! But I am not shocked. I witnessed this horrible display as I was leaving McDonalds a few weeks ago.

So how much did you pay that guy to do that??????

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So how much did you pay that guy to do that??????

If you paid attention, you'd not ask such silly questions.

I had sex with the man that gave me mu Burger today.old

[zwynenburg]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

I guess it has to do with being politicaly correct... It's real bad. Being politicaly correct isn't always good. It rarely ever is.

This is very sad! But I am not shocked. I witnessed this horrible display as I was leaving McDonalds a few weeks ago.

I gotta admit that this one made me laugh, lol.

[Goose2]

Re: McDonald's Goes Gay!

More code words for the gay agenda:

"Happy Meal" = "Gay Meal"

"Big Mac" = "Two all beef patties" + "Special sauce" = disgusting

"Chicken McNuggets" = child sodomy

"Quarter Pound-her" = Lezbo

Need more proof? Here's Mario:

Intelligent, I'll take this into consideration. Mind if I use it in my report on Mcdonalds? It's a report on fast food, mainly Mcdonalds, being extremely bad for you, which most people know about already. But I'm just researching statistics. These subliminal messages will spice it up though, mind if I use it?