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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

    THIS was bound to happen. First they allow the gay marriege, now they allow 3 bold-baced pervert lezbeans to marry, next it will be a man marrying his cocker spaniel (like Charles Darwin did; You can look it up!).
    Married lesbian trio from Massachusetts expecting first child together
    'Throuple' Brynn, Doll and Kitten Young tied the knot in Aug. 2013 and have decided expand their family through in vitro fertilization.



    Three women and a baby!

    A married lesbian trio from Mass. is expecting its first child.

    Brynn, Doll and Kitten Young - who claim to the only "throuple" in the world - are expecting their newborn in just 3 months time.

    Doll, 30, and Brynn, 32, had been together for 2-and-a-half years when they decided to spice up their relationship with an additional partner.

    Smitten after meeting Kitten, 27, through a threesomes' website, they decided to tie the knot to each other last August.

    And, after undergoing IVF with an unknown sperm donor, the youngest of the group is now with child.

    "The three of us have always wanted kids and wanted to grow our family," Kitten, who like Doll took IT expert Brynn's surname because she is the main breadwinner, told The Sun.

    "We decided that I'd be the one to carry the babies because I'd like to be a full-time mom," she added.

    Massachusetts became, in 2004, the first state to legalize same-sex marriage. It does not allow polygamy, however, meaning the trio's marriage is not officially recognized.

    Despite this, they claim their union is the real deal.

    "In our eyes we are married. We had specialist lawyers draw up paperwork so our assets are equally divided," said Brynn.

    "I cried watching Doll and Kitten walk down the aisle towards me with their dads. After we said our vows, Doll and Kitten kissed me first then each other," she added.

    The trio share a bed and have sex together as well as in pairs, with Brynn working a 40-hour week to bring home the money, Doll doing the cooking and Kitten the cleaning.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

    Oh, sure, let's keep redefining marriage until it no longer has any meaning at all. If God had wanted those people to be a "throuple," one of them would be a man:

    [2 Samuel 12:8 KJV] 8 And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if [that had been] too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

      This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Next we will hear that they have lesbian preggo porn movie to buy.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Freddy Osborne
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2011
        • 538

        #4
        Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

        Not that it makes a difference to God, but I think the big one could be a dude.

        Everyone knows those polygamists are sneaky.
        "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

        "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

          These are godless Yankees, but still, it sets a bad precedent.

          We expected an attack on this front from the wicked Mormans, not the homosexuals. I see things have gone farther than expected. Next, they will be wanting to marry up with goats and horses.

          In these end times, we can expect much worse, I am sure.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Bjorn Jensen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 2355

            #6
            Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

            The Yankees started by attacking us (including the confederate enclave of Freehold) with violence and mass murder. Now, they have instead changed to something much worse, which is to directly attack the moral values of this Christian nation. Its a kind of psychological warfare. Gay marriage, pornography, tolerance of bestiality etc is all because of the Yankees, they are the ones who started it all, they hated us then and they hate us now.

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            • A Follower
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 872

              #7
              Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              Oh, sure, let's keep redefining marriage until it no longer has any meaning at all. If God had wanted those people to be a "throuple," one of them would be a man:

              [2 Samuel 12:8 KJV] 8 And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if [that had been] too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things.
              It's important to realize that a marriage is always between one man and one woman. Of course a man can have multiple marriages (in the circumstances the Bible describes), just like a man can own multiple cars, but that never implies that the wives are also somehow married to each other, just like one car can't own another car, in both cases their entire relation that all are owned by the same man.
              Leviticus 26:15-16
              And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12592

                #8
                Re: World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

                Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                It's important to realize that a marriage is always between one man and one woman. Of course a man can have multiple marriages (in the circumstances the Bible describes), just like a man can own multiple cars, but that never implies that the wives are also somehow married to each other, just like one car can't own another car, in both cases their entire relation that all are owned by the same man.

                I agree A Follower, we can not be sloppy with God's rules. One man and more than one wife is not homerism. One man and wives married to each other is where the abomination kicks in.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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