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  • Freddy Osborne
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2011
    • 538

    #16
    Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs

    Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
    To frednekk, what is wrong with this picture??
    . They are all blind or cross eyed.
    "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

    "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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    • Freddy Osborne
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2011
      • 538

      #17
      Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs

      Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
      and besides, I gotta tiny tallywhacker!!
      Have you been participating in faggotry? How do you know it's tiny?
      "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

      "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10260

        #18
        Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs

        Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
        From this forum I learned that masturbation is homo sex, but I have always known that it is a sin anyway. I have video control in the toilet my family is allowed to use, so it is possible to watch that nobody does any harmful things there.
        This issue of sodomy associated with self abuse is most important.

        Leviticus 18:22 tells us that sodomy is a deadly sin. This is thus the case also for self gratification. Because of this it is crucial that our dear Sister has revealed how to spot one. Great mind for a woman!! THAT WAY WE CAN GUIDE THE SODOMIST AWAY FROM SATAN TO.

        Unfortunately, this also means that an overwhelming majority of all men are sodomites. I'm afraid that self-abuse is close to 100% these days among teen boys turning them into homers. I am quite appaled that some people here take so lightly the fact that all these are going to hell UNLESS THEY REPENT. I would know. Been there during my yonder years. And we have not yet mentioned here that self abuse is also MURDER. COME, Rapture, come sweet Jesus. Amen.

        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • see_the_light
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #19
          Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs

          Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
          Do you mean Satan's Claus, which has it's rathole near Rovaniemi, on the arctic circle?
          Kokkola (Karleby) is in the area where sveadish-speaking moomins live. So I am not a bit astonished, they have some creeping creatures living in that city.
          Yes, tried finding satan claus to kick him out rovaniemi but he was AWOL (even to him, -20c almost at noon was a tad too cold i was told).

          PRAISE THE LORD!

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          • Marko Loimaan-Aho
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 709

            #20
            Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs

            Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
            Yes, tried finding satan claus to kick him out rovaniemi but he was AWOL (even to him, -20c almost at noon was a tad too cold i was told).

            PRAISE THE LORD!
            Oh, so You were there at the summertime.
            I am nothing to revise You, most honourable True Christian, but the more probable reason is, that Satan's Claus was drunk as a skunk. They all are back there in the Sami-Lapland, all the summer.
            PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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            • see_the_light
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 1386

              #21
              Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs

              Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
              Oh, so You were there at the summertime.
              I am nothing to revise You, most honourable True Christian, but the more probable reason is, that Satan's Claus was drunk as a skunk. They all are back there in the Sami-Lapland, all the summer.
              Winter, I guess I was lucky and it was a warm day.

              And yes, most people (and I guess demons too) were drunk and vomiting everywhere (it's a little harder to know if they are possessed or plain drunk)

              PRAISE THE LORD!

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