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  • Billy the fag
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2014
    • 25

    #16
    Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    They are an abomination in the eyes of the (Leviticus 18:22).

    ... And yep, that would be a sin, too.
    I don't keep track of sins (too many I count and they don't and will never affect me) and I USED TO BE Christian. You make god sound like he's disgusted with "what he's created" in your view.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #17
      Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

      Originally posted by LoveLife View Post
      I don't keep track of sins (too many I count and they don't and will never affect me) and I USED TO BE Christian. You make god sound like he's disgusted with "what he's created" in your view.
      Let's say for the sake of argument you created a person from dust and they turned out to be a child-raping homo. You wouldn't be disgusted?



      You Jesus-haters are vile.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Billy the fag
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2014
        • 25

        #18
        Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Let's say for the sake of argument you created a person from dust and they turned out to be a child-raping homo. You wouldn't be disgusted?



        You Jesus-haters are vile.

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        Do you just see on the news 1 homo rapes a child and then assume all others are like that? My best friends is bi (I will kill if I heard a quote about sins) and he is to innocent to rape anything.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #19
          Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

          Originally posted by LoveLife View Post
          Do you just see on the news 1 homo rapes a child and then assume all others are like that? My best friends is bi (I will kill if I heard a quote about sins) and he is to innocent to rape anything.
          Your sissy pal will go to Hell even if by some unlikely twist he ends up NOT murdering a child:

          (1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

          <--- your queer buddy

          YiC,

          Zech
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          • Billy the fag
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2014
            • 25

            #20
            Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Your sissy pal will go to Hell even if by some unlikely twist he ends up NOT murdering a child:

            (1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

            <--- your queer buddy

            YiC,

            Zech
            Say hi when you meet him there fag!

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

              Originally posted by LoveLife View Post
              Say hi when you meet him there fag!
              Friend, maybe you didn't notice my Ex-Gay medal...they don't just give those out, you know.



              Nope, I have put the sodomite deathstyle behind me and I am ready to bask in His Glory FOREVER!!!

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              • Billy the fag
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2014
                • 25

                #22
                Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Friend, maybe you didn't notice my Ex-Gay medal...they don't just give those out, you know.



                Nope, I have put the sodomite deathstyle behind me and I am ready to bask in His Glory FOREVER!!!

                Ex-gay like you were and then you stopped for "God"? That's sweet. Giving up you're lifestyle for an imaginary figure.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                  Originally posted by LoveLife View Post
                  Ex-gay like you were and then you stopped for "God"? That's sweet. Giving up you're lifestyle for an imaginary figure.

                  Decisions, decisions. A lifetime of anal sex, or an Eternity of singing the praises of Our Lord Jesus Christ...

                  Whatever will I do???

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                  • Billy the fag
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • May 2014
                    • 25

                    #24
                    Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Decisions, decisions. A lifetime of anal sex, or an Eternity of singing the praises of Our Lord Jesus Christ...

                    Whatever will I do???

                    I'm noticing a pattern around the website where you all go by stereotypes. All gays aren't sluts, emos are friendly, and everyone that doesn't agree with you is not a sinner.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #25
                      Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                      Originally posted by LoveLife View Post
                      I'm noticing a pattern around the website where you all go by stereotypes. All gays aren't sluts, emos are friendly, and everyone that doesn't agree with you is not a sinner.
                      Actually, by definition they are:

                      (Matthew 12:30) "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23765

                        #26
                        Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                        Originally posted by LoveLife View Post
                        I'm noticing a pattern around the website where you all go by stereotypes. All gays aren't sluts, emos are friendly, and everyone that doesn't agree with you is not a sinner.
                        Actually dear, everyone who doesn't obey the Lord Jesus Christ is a sinner. Everyone who doesn't agree with Jesus is a sinner. True Christians(tm) obey, and of course agree, with everything the Lord Jesus Christ requires. Ergo, everyone who doesn't agree with a True Christian(tm) is a sinner.

                        I hope that helps.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #27
                          Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          This seems like a revenue opportunity for Landover Baptist.

                          Robertson says it works to at least 20 feet. What if we ramped up the powers of the necklace to 50 feet and under cut Robertson's price a little? We could offer it for sale right here on our site.

                          It seems to me there is the potential for millions of dollars every year.
                          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                          DANGLING DEFENDER

                          Glory to our Precious Savior,
                          NRL
                          This is why I love Jesus so much. He sends such wonderful ideas my way. JESUS MAKES ME BRILLIANT!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14145

                            #28
                            Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                            Now I understand that pervert repellents are available for testing and possible improvement. But although The Bible is available for testing, it is not looking for improvement. Leftie commentators are always on the prowl for novel ways to deny God. We know from the historical record, for example, the exact number of generations from Adam to Jesus. It is described here.

                            Even if each generation were 1,000 years the timeline falls very, very far short indeed, of the evolutionary timeline proposed by Charles Darwin. It requires billions of years.

                            Humanity alone in his satanic model needs 3,000,000 years. Or 1,000,000. Or 55,000. (They drink).
                            But we do have the Jewish records, for example in cemeteries large image 492KB
                            1850AD or 5610AM simple arithmetic. This is not new.

                            It puts Adam at 3,760BC which allowing for some minor differences between different pre-communist Jewish communities is ball-park 4,000BC and 6,000 years ago. So maybe in the range 6,018 to 5,774 years ago. NOT 5,774 MILLION. Check out headstones any time. Then take this in:



                            If he rejects Biblical chronology, attested over centuries—witness the headstones—and not just cooked up by Ken Ham (as he suggests), does he even accept The Virgin Birth? What about rape victims? Did God err there too? And if "yes" perhaps there is no firmament, no Heaven. No hell below us? Above us only sky? Imagine all the people living for today with no conception of the vile pit prepared by a Loving God where those who reject Him will be tortured forever. Where their children will be tormented and deceased infants savaged in perpetuity because they did not accept Jesus as their personal Lord and Saviour. Original sin is just that: original. Every baby brim full of it (thank you Eve). That is why Jesus had to die. But if there are millions and billions of years available and humanity no more a unique creation than Latin, after all how could there ever be the first person to speak Latin? who would understand? and these Darwinists pronounce that neither should there ever be a first human..
                            Therefore no original sin, Pat Robinson?
                            RSVP

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #29
                              Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              IT WORKS! Pastor Pat Robertson, as you all know has been a magnet for queers all his life. This is a trait that he and I share. He and I have been wearing these new necklaces for some time now, and let me tell you; it stops homers in their tracks!
                              What a wonderful notion that a necklace could repel those no good gaywise rascals

                              For my self I have developed over the years ways and means to detect the predatory, gaywise pervert.

                              I like to think of it like a sort of sonar of sorts: a gay sonar that detects uphill gardeners and their muscular pay masters the lesbieans .

                              I thought I should give it a snappy name so now I rely on my gay sonar or 'gonar' to keep me safe. When I explained it to one of my patients he asked if it worked on bi sexualism.

                              I'll be honest I had not thought of that but I did some internet research for the signs of bi sexualists and combined these so now I feel confident that my gay and bisexual sonar or my 'gay bonar' will keep in in the loop and prevent any anal shenanigans.

                              Having 'gay bonar' is only advised if you have the appropriate training.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • queerfreddy
                                Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking pervert
                                • Feb 2014
                                • 4

                                #30
                                Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace!

                                Hi Mary.


                                sorry for polluting this beautiful forum filled with wonderful people. i am a sinner. You are all right.
                                1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                                23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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