Fourteen Homers Want to do Anal Sex in North Dakota.

[Johny Joe Hold]

My friend up in Fargo, ND, Mayor Denny Walaker, called to ask if I knew what could be done. Seven homer couples filed papers today in Federal Court to overturn ND's prohibition on homer marriage.

"It's a more important issue up here," he said. "We have long winters with long dark nights. We have to watch people or they start doing crazy things. This City could be anal sex central."

I told Denny I really could not help. We have so much anal sex here in Iowa it's a nonstop job to keep it out of Freehold. He wished me well as I did him.

http://www.inforum.com/content/seven-couples-challenge-nd-same-sex-marriage-ban

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Fourteen Homers Want to do Anal Sex in North Dakota.

I believe that it is important to put a stop to this behavior at once. If it is not stopped, more homosexuals could come from California and then you could have many more than 14 homosexuals in North Dakota.

My suggestion would be the formation of a group of Christians in peaceful congress, come together with torches and pitch forks as symbols of office, who would form a ceremonial lynch mob to let these perverts know the dismay of the population in the surrounding area. The local gendarmes could be invited to keep the peace and lend an official public stamp to the affair. The presence of these peacekeepers would also make it unlikely that the cowardly and godless Federal Government gunmen would attack the peaceful crowd that is making it's beliefs known and standing up for God's word.

[Persephone's Enemy]

Re: Fourteen Homers Want to do Anal Sex in North Dakota.

North Dakota too? everybody around here is hoping on the sodomy bus. I might have to start living underground!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Fourteen Homers Want to do Anal Sex in North Dakota.

North Dakota too? everybody around here is hoping on the sodomy bus. I might have to start living underground!

Some might conclude North Dakota is such a small state, its fourteen homers don't really amount to much in the big scheme of things.

But we True Christians™ need to be thinking of how we can use government to stamp out every last vestige is Satan and sodomy where ever it is. I think it's worth our effort to fight homerism there.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Fourteen Homers Want to do Anal Sex in North Dakota.

Some might conclude North Dakota is such a small state, its fourteen homers don't really amount to much in the big scheme of things.

But we True Christians™ need to be thinking of how we can use government to stamp out every last vestige is Satan and sodomy where ever it is. I think it's worth our effort to fight homerism there.

Indeed, Brother. We must not presume the mercy and patience of the LORD will be visited upon us like it was on Abraham who taught the Jews the fine art of negotiation when he lobbied to postpone a righteous genocide just in case there were ten decent folk living in the city of sin, Sodom (Genesis 18:16-33). We know that city was later destroyed in a grand display of heavenly fire and brimstone anyway, proving no one, not even His friend, Jews the Lord.