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  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261

    #16
    Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

    Originally posted by DogSpitAsshatBitch View Post
    It is good that they are allowed to express themselves freely. No, they do not stink. One of my best friends is gay and he is a very nice person. Shame on you for being a homophobe!!!
    Shame on YOU for taking a dump on the Bible!

    "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

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    • DogSpitAsshatBitch
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2008
      • 691

      #17
      Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

      Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
      Shame on YOU for taking a dump on the Bible!

      "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

      The Bible is made up by man!! Shame on YOU for being intolerant and a homophobe!!

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #18
        Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

        Originally posted by DogSpitAsshatBitch View Post
        The Bible is made up by man!! Shame on YOU for being intolerant and a homophobe!!
        Wicca is made up by man . . . one man, Gerald Gardner, in 1954.

        Well, he stole most of it from Aleister Crowley, but still . . .

        The Bible, meanwhile, was written by God through a large number of men (and a couple of women).

        Do you really think they could all have been "insane" like Gerald Gardner?
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        • Tinkerbell
          Unsaved Trash Chink cartoon lover
           
          • Jul 2008
          • 33

          #19
          Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

          But, what Wicca was based on has been in place for thousands of years. Gardenarian Wicca was based on early European paganism and, while it may not include all of the practices as most are lost, is still just as valid.
          Don't worry, I only hit you with the backside! Oh, right that's a double edged sword.... SORRY! ;;
          Now, that, my friends, is a secret!

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          • DogSpitAsshatBitch
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2008
            • 691

            #20
            Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Wicca is made up by man . . . one man, Gerald Gardner, in 1954.

            Well, he stole most of it from Aleister Crowley, but still . . .

            The Bible, meanwhile, was written by God through a large number of men (and a couple of women).

            Do you really think they could all have been "insane" like Gerald Gardner?
            That is only one kind of Wicca. There are many other different kinds of Wicca. Wicca is technically Neo-Paganism which is still Paganism. Paganism is the oldest religion there is and was around along time before yours was. Since Wicca is Neo-Paganism I am still technically practicing Paganism. Of course all religion was made up by man including yours. You Bible was written by man with no divine input. So therefore no one knows which religion is true. I think that we believe in religion because we want to believe in something rather than believe in nothing.

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #21
              Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

              << That is only one kind of Wicca. There are many other different kinds of Wicca. etc etc etc >>

              Do we have to listen to this?

              Posts like that need a big red warning on them. What if a child were present???!!!

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              • DogSpitAsshatBitch
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2008
                • 691

                #22
                Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                << That is only one kind of Wicca. There are many other different kinds of Wicca. etc etc etc >>

                Do we have to listen to this?

                Posts like that need a big red warning on them. What if a child were present???!!!

                It is just a religion like yours is a religion. So it would not matter if a child was present or not. Yes you do have to listen to it because I have to constantly here about the Bible and your religion. So show me the same respect to listening it to it and replying with an educated answer. So far none of you people have replied with an educated answer except for TinkerBell. TinkerBell makes educated replies.

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9383

                  #23
                  Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                  Originally posted by DogSpitAsshatBitch View Post
                  That is only one kind of Wicca. There are many other different kinds of Wicca. Wicca is technically Neo-Paganism which is still Paganism. Paganism is the oldest religion there is and was around along time before yours was. Since Wicca is Neo-Paganism I am still technically practicing Paganism. Of course all religion was made up by man including yours. You Bible was written by man with no divine input. So therefore no one knows which religion is true. I think that we believe in religion because we want to believe in something rather than believe in nothing.
                  So who told you that, some shamanistic-wicca injun or have you been talking to wolves again?
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                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                  • snottyduck
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 564

                    #24
                    Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                    Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
                    Shame on YOU for taking a dump on the Bible!

                    "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

                    The funny thing is that they don't mention the word sex, or intercourse or anything else that refers to sex, it's just says if you lie next to a man. So, if I go camping and a guy is sleeping next to me in my tent, am I committing an abomination??

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                    • Brother_Percy
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 1359

                      #25
                      Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                      Don't be ridiculous. You can't get AIDS from watching a movie.
                      Where's your proof?

                      My Pastor told me that watching a queer movies can turn your kids gay, and maybe even give them AIDS. I for one am not taken ANY chances!

                      Who do you think I would listen to? A highly-respected Senior Pastor of a prestigious Baptist Church, or some retarded wiccin nutbag who dances around forests naked at night, praying to her imaginary 'Tree-Gods'??? Spithead, you are pathetic!

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #26
                        Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                        I totally concur, Brother Percy. Something makes you choose to turn your cheeks to faggotry. It could be (but not limited to):

                        looking at Playgirl magazine
                        attending a WWE event
                        watching injuns dance around in loin cloths
                        seeing a Rock Hudson or John Holmes movie
                        taking you first bite of quiche
                        drinking messicant beer with lemon
                        serving as an altar boy

                        There has to be a catalyst; people are certainly not born queer.
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Rum Lover
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 8

                          #27
                          Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                          Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                          A serious question here folks -

                          My fiancee' really wants to go see the new Batman Movie "The Dark Knight", and I was planning to take her sometime this week.

                          However, I just found out 'Brokeback Mountain' sodomite Heath Ledger's in it! Apparently he plays the Joker. I find this strange. Doesn't Jack Nickolson play the Joker? Isn't that Ledger fag dead??

                          I was wondering if there's any danger of getting AIDs from this movie? I hear you can definetly get it by watching Broken-ass Mountain. It's worrying what with this Ledger Homer in it.

                          I also hear that there's a scene in which Batman ass-rapes Ledger in a police cell, wearing nothing but a cowboy-hat! If that's true I'm definetly not going anywhere near this sick piece of garbage!

                          Should we boycott this movie?
                          Jack Nicholson played the Joker in one of the various versions of the Batman story.
                          Yes, Heath Ledger is dead, but they finished the actual filming for the movie long before he died. Editing movies take a while.
                          No, you cannot get AIDS from watching "The Dark Knight", "Brokeback Mountain", or any other movie in the history of cinema. If it was possible to get AIDS from movies, then I would have been dead and gone a long, long time ago!
                          And, no, Batman does not ass-rape the Joker in a police cell!

                          And, to the person who said that Heath Ledger couldn't measure up to Jack Nicholson's role as the Joker: Ledger's version made Nicholson's version look sweet and innocent!!
                          Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.

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                          • Brother_Percy
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 1359

                            #28
                            Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                            Originally posted by Rum Lover View Post
                            And, to the person who said that Heath Ledger couldn't measure up to Jack Nicholson's role as the Joker: Ledger's version made Nicholson's version look sweet and innocent!!
                            Son, you gotta be joking! Are you trying to tell us that some pathetic sissy nancy-boy faggot cowboy can play a villian better than Jack 'Here's Johnny' Nicholson?

                            The only time I'd ever find that Ledger-homo scary, would be if he went all 'emo' on us, slit his gay-wrists, and ran around town trying to throw his AIDS blood over children!

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                            • Rum Lover
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 8

                              #29
                              Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                              Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                              Son, you gotta be joking! Are you trying to tell us that some pathetic sissy nancy-boy faggot cowboy can play a villian better than Jack 'Here's Johnny' Nicholson?

                              The only time I'd ever find that Ledger-homo scary, would be if he went all 'emo' on us, slit his gay-wrists, and ran around town trying to throw his AIDS blood over children!
                              I'm not joking! Ledger's performance as the Joker was THE creepiest portrayal I've ever seen! If you don't believe me just see for yourself. Bring your Bible and pray before the movie if you need to, but I'm tellin ya - Ledger made Nicholson look like Mary Poppins!
                              Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.

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                              • Brother_Percy
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 1359

                                #30
                                Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                                Originally posted by Rum Lover View Post
                                I'm not joking! Ledger's performance as the Joker was THE creepiest portrayal I've ever seen!!
                                Well, there's no denying fags are creepy... and I also noticed from the publicity shots he looks very similar to notorious Goth-icon Brandon 'The Crow' Lee. He died shortly after completing that movie too. I wonder if there's a link?

                                Originally posted by Rum Lover View Post
                                Ledger made Nicholson look like Mary Poppins!
                                Son, you are on a Christian Forum here. Comparing someone to 'Mary Poppins' will NOT go down well! You may as well have compared him to Harry Potter or Marilyn Manson or Alistair Crowley or any other Satanist. We do not take witchcraft lightly here.

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