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  • Hecate's
    #61
    Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

    Wow, this forum is very strange. You can't get Aids over watching a movie!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323
        #62
        Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

        Originally posted by Hecate's View Post
        Wow, this forum is very strange. You can't get Aids over watching a movie!
        You ought to go into a theatre when the lights are on bright. The reason they never turn them up is because every AIDS-ridden homer who has been in there and scratched a pussy scab left it on the armrest. When you touch it, you got it.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #63
            Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            You ought to go into a theatre when the lights are on bright. The reason they never turn them up is because every AIDS-ridden homer who has been in there and scratched a pussy scab left it on the armrest. When you touch it, you got it.
            Not to mention the AIDS riddled ticket and food counter clerks who sneeze and hack into your popcorn, soda and joo joo beans.

            Go to a homer movie.....die of the AIDS!
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #64
                Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                Originally posted by Hecate's View Post
                Wow, this forum is very strange. You can't get Aids over watching a movie!
                This is rich! A demon telling us that we're strange?

                Don't try and trick us into catching the AIDS. Jesus protects His favorite church.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Wash O'Hanley
                    Debate Moderator (and participant)
                    Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                    Louder Than Reason
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2126
                    #65
                    Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                    You won't think that you can't catch AIDS in a movie theater when the gay man sitting next to you tells you help yourself to some of his popcorn, especially the ones on the bottom that have the most butter. I've fallen for that five times now!
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