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How a Jewess can be an ordained minister is something foreign to any logical, moral, civilized person, but nonetheless, apparently she is. Joan Rivers officiated a so-called "wedding" for two men. You can see by the laughing in the video, this was naught but a mockery of our LORD and His Divine Will to limit marriage to One Man and One Woman (or one woman and her servants, Genesis 16; or one captive sufficiently prepared, Deuteronomy 21:11-14; or a number of women; or a purchased slave girl, Exodus 21:7-9):
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hollywood Persecutes Christians Again: Joan Rivers "Marries" Two Men, For Real!
This is an inevitable continuation of the development and work of SATAN undermining the efforts of True Christians™ in order to gain as many souls into HELL as possible. Satan's in a hurry, as RAPTURE is closer than ever.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Initially, however, I misunderstood your post slightly and thought that the Rivers woman had engaged in polygamy by marrying two men simultaneously.
I have to admit, that I would not have been surprised at that, either. However, this open attack against everything that is PURE, BEAUTIFUL and GODLY is even worse!
I am still sure, Dear Sister Mary, that one day VERY SOON, you and I and other True Christians™ will sit comfortably in HEAVEN by the River of Bliss with light sparkling refreshments and riparian entertainment in the form of cries of ANGUISH from these sinners, including the Rivers woman. That will be a happy moment, indeed!
John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
Dear Sister, how awesome that verse is. We are also there in that beautiful verse, never to perish, never to fall out of God's Grace. And with the eternal spectacle of Hell-bound souls withering in the Furnace to keep us from boredom!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Hollywood Persecutes Christians Again: Joan Rivers "Marries" Two Men, For Real!
This is doubly shocking, because I had absolutely no idea that "Joan Rivers" was a woman. I thought it was the on-stage persona of one of those transvestitists, like Dolly Parton and Eddie Izzard.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
I suppose we can take comfort in knowing that she had absolutely no idea what she was doing? So even if she is an ordained minister (in what church - do we know?) this muddled 30-second ceremony made a mockery of the law.
Galatians 3:19 Wherefore then serveth the law? It was added because of transgressions, till the seed should come to whom the promise was made; and it was ordained by angels in the hand of a mediator.
So it would have no legal validity whatsoever and was just done to offend decent folk.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: Hollywood Persecutes Christians Again: Joan Rivers "Marries" Two Men, For Real!
It would have surprised the heck out of me, unless both of the men were deaf and blind.Originally posted by Elmer G. White View PostI misunderstood your post slightly and thought that the Rivers woman had engaged in polygamy by marrying two men simultaneously. I have to admit, that I would not have been surprised at that, either.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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