[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

87. Free Hare Krishna Temple vegetarian meals. That sounds suspect. In fact, just stay away from the Hare Krishnas, no matter how hungry you are.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

86: Squeezing avacados, thumping melons and inspecting other fruit and veggies in the grocery store. Homers love to cook exotic food and have spread their AIDS infested finger prints everywhere- Beware!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

What would you know about 'natural'?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Just following your ideas to their natural conclusions.

In that case you should be repenting of your sinful ways and accepting Christ.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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That's a little paranoid, even for you.

Just following your ideas to their natural conclusions.

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

That's a little paranoid, even for you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

85. I've started buying my shoes online. There are websites that ship for free, and they take anything back, so there's no hassle. It's nice knowing that I'm not trying on some shoes that someone else had tried on already.

How do you know someone else didn't buy them online, try them on, and return them?

That said, I recommend that True Christians avoid the Goodwill used clothing stores. They are good charities, and I suspect that they wash (or spray) the clothes, but you never know who owned them before that. Just be safe and buy your clothes new, preferably sealed in plastic.

How do you know someone in the sweatshop isn't infected?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

well its hard to run away from the pastor when he sneaks into your house to get his share of buttsecks while you are sleeping. My friend was asleep in his house when the rapist came for some fresh meat. You know baptist preachers. sin is their game. They sin more than anyone at the church of satan do. Its funny when they preach against sin and us satanists do less sinning than they do. Maybe at the church of satan we need to up the sinning, more gay marriage, more abortions and a life time supply of condoms. We should have sin olympics with the baptist preachers. The problem is, the church of satan would come in second place though.

It's funny how, after knowing of the peril, you your friend still neglected to lock your his door.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

well its hard to run away from the pastor when he sneaks into your house to get his share of buttsecks while you are sleeping. My friend was asleep in his house when the rapist came for some fresh meat. You know baptist preachers. sin is their game. [...fevered ramblings deleted]

I don't believe a word of this, you are merely working out your fantasies, imagining yourself as a Baptist in the manner that weirdos the world over dress as nuns for personal gratification.

I would say some pretty fine prayers and ask Jesus for forgiveness and acceptance before you find yourself fulfilling the worst of your ramblings at your so-called church.

[Led zeppelin fan]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

well its hard to run away from the pastor when he sneaks into your house to get his share of buttsecks while you are sleeping. My friend was asleep in his house when the rapist came for some fresh meat. You know baptist preachers. sin is their game. They sin more than anyone at the church of satan do. Its funny when they preach against sin and us satanists do less sinning than they do. Maybe at the church of satan we need to up the sinning, more gay marriage, more abortions and a life time supply of condoms. We should have sin olympics with the baptist preachers. The problem is, the church of satan would come in second place though.

[Led zeppelin fan]

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No, my friend who was almost raped by the pastor joined the church of satan. The pastor is still at the baptist church raping poor kids. I thought you would know from first hand experience that baptist pastors rape children. Thats why i got all my friends and family to join the church of satan where we will be safe in this life, and be able to punish all the rapist baptists (which unfortunately there are alot of) in hell for all eternity after we die.

[eliot mayfield]

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Wow! So this apparent 'Pastor' who tried to rape your friend, then joined the Church of Satan? Makes me think he probably wasn't a Pastor at all.

Nor was your friend particularly the brightest bulb in the lamp. Most people would run after being raped once, let alone twice! But hang around for the third time? I'd say your friend is a homer.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

The pastors tried to rape one of my friends 3 times. But he decided to join the church of satan like i did.

Wow! So this apparent 'Pastor' who tried to rape your friend, then joined the Church of Satan? Makes me think he probably wasn't a Pastor at all.

[Led zeppelin fan]

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you know its true about baptist churchs. The pastors tried to rape one of my friends 3 times. But he decided to join the church of satan like i did.

[VictoryOS]

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No, the point I am trying to get accross is that you are scaremongering.
Everyone knows you can't get aids from talking to a homosexual etc......

Brother, when you talk with someone, they breathe all over you and sometimes spit a little. Are you saying breath and spit don't carry the AIDS germs?