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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #211
    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

    You'd better not be spreading your queer GRID with that post.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #212
      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

      Originally posted by LMFAOWOW View Post
      the only way you get aids is either it was passed down from your parents aka born w/ it and nothing you can do about it...or you have sex w/ someone who has it...THATS IT PEOPLE GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEADS
      More hateful atheist lies and propaganda. Is it the AIDS that made you so stupid? Or was it shooting the junk that did it?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Brother Lpkane
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2009
        • 2

        #213
        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

        ur all retarded god hates you and you are going to hell, and you are all rednecks fuck you all. im not gay btw you people just make the human race sound retarded...

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #214
          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

          Originally posted by LMFAOWOW View Post
          WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE PEOPLE
          Who are these coffee colored people and why would I ever want to smell them?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #215
            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

            You can also get the AIDS from fruit at the grocery store.

            Gays like to "Knock" on melons or squeeze fruits to test for ripeness, but I know they are just trying to spread their gay disease.

            Gays, like fruits and probably have not washed their hands because they are vile perverts.
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23765

              #216
              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

              Add one more to your list, Brother. Pastor Pat Robertson has uncovered the Gay Death Ring, a most vicious tool used by the Homosexuals in San Francisco. With this ring, they cut the fingers of people with whom they shake hands, ensuring the gay demons flow right into their bloodstream. I thank the Good LORD for this kind of investigative reporting.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #217
                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                I have felt for the longest time that the Lord God is just waiting until Nancy Pelosi is in San Francisco and Maxine Waters is in Oakland at the same time so that He can send that abomination sliding into the Pacific Ocean. That whole God cursed area is ripe for punishment.

                I believe God hates Californians even more than He hates the French, if that is possible
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • ImBuddhist
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 19

                  #218
                  Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                  I've worked in the healthcare field for several years and there are only 3 ways to contract AIDS. Blood, vaginal secreations (entering the body) and seamen (entering the body)

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #219
                    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                    Originally posted by ImBuddhist View Post
                    I've worked in the healthcare field for several years and there are only 3 ways to contract AIDS. Blood, vaginal secreations (entering the body) and seamen (entering the body)
                    Queersexuality is definitely a problem in the modern-day Navy.

                    Thanks Obama.



                    YiC,

                    Zech
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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #220
                      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                      Originally posted by ImBuddhist View Post
                      I've worked in the healthcare field for several years and there are only 3 ways to contract AIDS. Blood, vaginal secreations (entering the body) and seamen (entering the body)
                      You should read this entire thread; it's very enlightening.

                      I totally agree with your comments about sailors.



                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Bi and proud
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Sep 2013
                        • 14

                        #221
                        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                        ok you people are seriously the most stupid people in the history of man. I mean there is no sign of intelligence anywhere. I'm bisexual and i don't have aids and neither do any of my gay friends. And aids isn't spread by any single one of these i have read its spread through the exchange of bodily fluids not being around gays. i know more straight people with aids then gay. (i know 0 gay people with it) and aids came from when idiotic Christians brought slaves over here that were infected because Christians are stupider than anything. And you people saying gods real because it says so in the bible is like me saying The Cat in the Hat is real because i said it is or that my dick is god because i wrote it down in a book and preached it to people. Its just that stupid and this world would be so much better without you people in it to spread your Bigot ideas.
                        I hope you all die and then realize that there is no afterlife you just rot in hell, but wait you will be dead and not be able to think about how wasteful your lives are. And don't even try and say I'm going to hell because that is just stupid i don't believe in god or hell or any of that crap so telling me I'm going to hell is just redundant. And i will never believe because there is 0 evidence for god and a shitload of evidence supporting evolution so yeah, you all are idiots and i hope you die a slow and painful death.
                        You can only get HIV by coming into direct contact with certain body fluids from a person with HIV who has a detectable viral load. These fluids are:BloodSemen...
                        Lev.18:22
                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29433

                          #222
                          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                          Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post
                          ok ....<<< AIDS Dripping Removed - Admin >>>>
                          Friend, until you clean up your language and cease trying to spray everyone with your AIDS bugs, I cannot help you. Jesus tells us He only helps those that help themselves.
                          I suggest you apply for a gaywise course (they have them online at LBC Not-For-Profit ® College) on how to become an ExQueer.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #223
                            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                            Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post
                            And don't even try and say I'm going to hell because that is just stupid
                            You're going to hell. Happy, now?

                            Atheism= religion of hate
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #224
                              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                              Yes indeed; off to Hell without a doubt.

                              A question for you, swami:

                              As a homosexual, would you say that your use of the lower case "i" to refer to yourself is indicative of self loathing and lack of self respect, or is it simply a manifestation of your poor education and general ignorance?

                              Just wondering.

                              God Bless!
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #225
                                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                                Originally posted by Bi and proud View Post
                                ok you people are seriously the most stupid people in the history of man. I mean there is no sign of intelligence anywhere. I'm bisexual and i don't have aids and neither do any of my gay friends. And aids isn't spread by any single one of these i have read its spread through the exchange of bodily fluids not being around gays. i know more straight people with aids then gay. (i know 0 gay people with it) and aids came from when idiotic Christians brought slaves over here that were infected because Christians are stupider than anything. And you people saying gods real because it says so in the bible is like me saying The Cat in the Hat is real because i said it is or that my dick is god because i wrote it down in a book and preached it to people. Its just that stupid and this world would be so much better without you people in it to spread your Bigot ideas.
                                I hope you all die and then realize that there is no afterlife you just rot in hell, but wait you will be dead and not be able to think about how wasteful your lives are. And don't even try and say I'm going to hell because that is just stupid i don't believe in god or hell or any of that crap so telling me I'm going to hell is just redundant. And i will never believe because there is 0 evidence for god and a shitload of evidence supporting evolution so yeah, you all are idiots and i hope you die a slow and painful death.
                                http://aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-...-get-hiv-aids/
                                Dear Godmocking Queer;

                                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                                YIC,

                                --Pastor Ezekiel
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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