Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I really don't get it.

Whenever they show up here, sodomites are complaining about how many of them have the AIDS, and how many pervert teenagers try to kill themselves, and how normal people like us "oppress" them and take away their "human rights", and how many homersexurals are drunks and drug addicts.

So, why do they call themselves "gay"?

They sound miserable!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

I think it's just one more aspect of their hunger for special privileges, and their Satanic desire to ruin everything for normal people. They've ruined marriage, the military, rainbows, unicorns, and Disneyland, now they want to sodomise the very language itself!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

My theory is that because they live in an upside-down, inside-out world, they naturally want to reverse the meaning of everything for the rest of us. They go against God and the natural world. So they take a wonderful word like "gay" and turn it into a disgusting word just to show off how perverted they can be.

If Obama takes the White House, I'd look for more words to get perverted by the perverts.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

If they could give a language their venereal diseases, they would. Since they can't, they make do with stealing words and perverting their meaning. This is quite different from normal and decent people's innocent use of "gay" as an all-purpose pejorative.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

Brother, this is just pure speculation, but I have an answer that makes sense. The homers originally planned to call themselves "gags". They are always gagging one another, either with each others' unmentionables or with rubber balls. The homer who typed it up accidentally hit "y" instead of "g" (they are very close on the keyboard), so "gay" just kind of got accepted. But there is nothing "gay" about them - most are angry and mean, especially the lezbeans.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

I think it's just one more aspect of their hunger for special privileges, and their Satanic desire to ruin everything for normal people. They've ruined marriage, the military, rainbows, unicorns, and Disneyland, now they want to sodomise the very language itself!

It really burns my biscuits when I think about how the homers have taken over the symbol of the rainbow! God sent the rainbows to remind us that He loves us. Then the queers come along and turn it into a prop to help them cruise for gay s-x! How disgusting!

[Roberta]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

When I was in college I went to a frat party where the brothers sang this song:

Drink a Highball at nightfall
Be good fellows while you may
For tomorrow may bring sorrow
So tonight, lets all be Gay!
Tell the story of Glory
Of Pennsylvania
Drink a highball And be jolly
Here's a toast to dear old Penn!

Believe me, the only rump they wanted to range was mine!

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

I think they wanted to help justify their depravity by taking a word that was, in my younger days, perfectly innocent and using it for their own means.

I feel sorry for women whose parents named them 'Gay'!

[JennyD]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

I read about this very subject on a website a couple of years ago. I can't find it right now, but it told how the early "gay" people believed themselves to be descended from "grays", the aliens known for their "probing" investigations. One letter got lost over the years.

Here's a video demonstrating one of their typical "cruising" tactics:

Don't be fooled, Brethren!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

I'm incensed by homosexuals constantly pilfering from the straight man's lexicon. It's particularly difficult for a man from my generation. I used to be able to say that I feel "positively gay" or "a little queer" or point out that "my salad needs tossing" without young people snickering at me. I could also use words like rimming, felching, handballing, and happyjacking without anyone batting an eye*. Well, no more, I say! As a matter of fact, I'm taking back fierce right here and now!

*As of this writing, "batting an eye" is not gay terminology.

[snottyduck]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

So they take a wonderful word like "gay" and turn it into a disgusting word just to show off how perverted they can be.

You know, I didn't get it at first what Pastor Ezekiel meant with this statement (as English isn't my native language), so I looked it up in a dictionary and to my surprise I found out that "gay" actually had other meanings! I always thought that this world was only created for homosexuals, you see how far it all comes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

I read about this very subject on a website a couple of years ago. I can't find it right now, but it told how the early "gay" people believed themselves to be descended from "grays", the aliens known for their "probing" investigations. One letter got lost over the years.

Sister Jenny, what an . . . unconventional explanation.

While the names AND pastimes are very similar (gay-gray, anal probing-anal probing), I've not seen anything actually linking the two. It's a shame you lost track of that website.

Of course, I cannot see the video you linked. I assume it's of Homersexurals (like Ted Faggart) picking one another up in a public restroom?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

At least they haven't yet stolen the name of my wife's favorite variety of rose. I don't know what she'd do if they did.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

In addition to being walking, lisping Petri dishes—reservoirs of every disease known to God and man—sodomites are astronomically more likely than normal people to be murderers, drug addicts, and child molesters. Gay, indeed!

[Roberta]

Re: Why do sodomites call themselves "gay"?

In addition to being walking, lisping Petri dishes—reservoirs of every disease known to God and man—sodomites are astronomically more likely than normal people to be murderers, drug addicts, and child molesters. Gay, indeed!

This is probably just the brothers, right?