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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12447
    #1

    PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

    I've pleaded with the Mayor of Homer to stop giving legitimacy to sodomy. The town's name must be changed. I've been on the phone and even driven the 30 miles north to talk to him.

    He just shrugs and says that's been the town's name since way back when.

    I would never be Mayor of a town that bragged it is the home of Satan's favorite sin.

    Homer Threshing Bee and Collector's Show - Webster City, Iowa
    http://www.lasr.net/travel/city.php?IA+webster-city+homer-threshing-bee-and-collectors-show&TravelTo=IA0406009&VE=Y&EventCategory=&Event_ID=IA0406009e003
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

      Amen, Mr. Mayor. Just look at all the ultra liberal scum who are bellyaching about innocent sports teams like the Redskins, the Injuns, the Squaws, and the Scalpers, but they ignore truly offensive names like Homer, Alaska and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718
          #3
          Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

          He just shrugs and says that's been the town's name since way back when.
          All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6304
              #4
              Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

              No doubt God will send a twister to wipe that town out if they don't straighten up. But, when He does, I'm not sure that anyone will notice.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12447
                  #5
                  Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

                  I can't stop envisioning Homer as a place were buck naked homers have street dance orgies. I hope I'm wrong about that.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 999
                      #6
                      Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      I can't stop envisioning Homer as a place were buck naked homers have street dance orgies. I hope I'm wrong about that.
                      Brother Mister Mayor,

                      One of my Godly marketing managers visited Homer to see if it would be a good place to expand Naomi's Moist Pie. I thought of opening up there and allowing all of Homer to taste my delicious offerings. Allow me to share with you the report of the marketing manager. He first texted me the following:

                      NRL: Homer welcomed me with open arms. Found suitable location. Looking at it tomorrow. Invited to special party tonight. God Bless.

                      I haven't heard from him since. Mother knows a woman from the Homer Baptist Church (yes, they have one) and she tells me this woman said most of the congregation is male and "fabulous." I met this woman recently and she speaks with a terribly low voice - I suspect she has a respiratory problem - and she has an unsightly pimple on her adam's apple. She seems to be a reliable source of information and is great with styling mom's hair.

                      I've decided against Homer as a location and I'm praying for the safe return of my marketing manager. I fear the "party" he mentioned might be one like you suggested takes place there. May God have mercy.

                      NRL
                      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                      Locations in 50 States and Canada
                      !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                      Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                      Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12447
                          #7
                          Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

                          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                          Brother Mister Mayor, He first texted me the following:

                          NRL: Homer welcomed me with open arms. Found suitable location. Looking at it tomorrow. Invited to special party tonight. God Bless.

                          I haven't heard from him since.
                          I've decided against Homer as a location and I'm praying for the safe return of my marketing manager. I fear the "party" he mentioned might be one like you suggested takes place there. May God have mercy.

                          NRL

                          Sister Naomi--Thanks for that report from Homerville. My guess the residents of Homerville consume more organic salads than pies.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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