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  • Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

    Ever had a glass of Bailey's Irish Cream? Then you might be a homer! Fortunately Bailey's is banned in all Freehold bars since several decades back, along with a whole list of other homer drinks.

    Much like in Freehold, laws in the Christian nation of Cameroon are very strict regarding the consumption of Bailey's and other drinks that are exclusively for women and queers.

    If you are a man and drinks Bailey's, you might as well be a sodomite.

    So to rather be safe than sorry, a Godly Christian judge in Cameroon had decided to sentence a man to 5 years in prison for suspected homerism after he was caught drinking Bailey's Irish Cream.

    Cameroon has strict laws against same sex relations and police often use stereotypes as evidence to back up the accusations


    Man caught drinking Bailey's Irish Cream jailed for 'being a homosexual'

    Cameroon has strict laws against same sex relations and police often use stereotypes as evidence to back up the accusations



    Shocking: Homosexuality has been illegal in Cameroon since 1972

    A man who loved drinking Bailey's Irish Cream was convicted by a Cameroon judge for 'being a homosexual'.

    Having same sex relations has been illegal in the African country since 1972 and anyone accused of doing so can be fined and even handed a prison term as long as five years.

    Now a Cameroonian lawyer has lifted the lid on the country's farcical legal system after defending dozens of people he claims were accused of homosexuality.

    Michel Togue claims hardly anyone is caught in the act of actually having sex so once an accusation of homosexuality is made, police use bizarre evidence based on stereotypes to convict them.

    One such example was his client who was accused of having 'feminine mannerisms'.

    Mr Togue claims a judge convicted him on the basis that he drank Bailey's Irish Cream, which he felt was a woman's drink.

    He told Think Progress that many of the accusations of homosexuality are made up by disgruntled neighbours, family members or even scorned former lovers.

    Other examples of people being convicted include two women who had been in jail for 9 months after neighbours reported them - despite there being no evidence.

    And three men arrested by police for allegedly having sex in a vehicle - they denied this - were convicted solely on the basis that they were dressed effeminately.

    Mr Togue said: "To catch people having sex, to catch them in the act, you have to break the law. You have to violate their privacy, which is an offense.

    “But the police will not focus on the offense of breaking the privacy of someone, but they will focus on the fact that they saw two people of the same gender having sex.”

    He says most of the stigma around homosexuality is driven by religious sectors in the country.

    In 2012, former Cameroon archbishop Simon-Victor Tonyé Bakot described homosexuality as a "shameful, a disrespectful criticism of God who has chosen to create man and woman.”

  • #2
    Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

    Encouraging news, Brother!

    One sentence in the quoted text caught my attention:

    Other examples of people being convicted include two women who had been in jail for 9 months after neighbours reported them - despite there being no evidence.
    This is exactly what the world needs. Eyewitness testimony of God-fearing Christians. Of course, more than one witness is required but that is certainly the case in the news you cited. It has the plural, neighbours! Thus, we have adequate numbers of Citizens in Faith for the punishment to be righteous in the eyes of Jesus.



    Deuteronomy 17:6
    At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.


    And if THIS is not a homercocktail, then what is!?



    Two is quite enough and three more than enough. And it is obvious that pious eyewitness testimony is always good EVIDENCE despite the somewhat sceptical tone of the text. What worries me, though, is that if this development goes on, God's Favorite Nation is soon to be relocated to Africa!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

      Amen. THIS is a brief list of drinks that no man should ever order, lest he turn into a nancyboy.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

        It is good to see common sense injected into legal matters. In our western world, the courts are tied up by the maneuvering of Jew lawyers and such swift justice is not possible.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #5
          Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

          Bailey's is an Irish drink and therefore made by cathlicks, which is good enough reason to ban it.

          Cameroon has strict laws against same sex relations and police often use stereotypes as evidence to back up the accusations
          In the absence of compulsory DNA testing against homerism, what alternative do the police have?
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

            A FORMER CO-WORKER OF MINE PREFFERED BAILEY'S TO COFFEE, ONE DAY I LOGGED ONTO HIS COMPUTER AND FOUND THIS PHOTOGRAPH:

            BAILEY'S IS HOMO TRASH

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            • #7
              Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

              My In-laws left a bottle of Irish Cream at my house a few years ago. They have never asked for it back.

              Does this sound suspicious?
              "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

              "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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              • #8
                Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Post
                My In-laws left a bottle of Irish Cream at my house a few years ago. They have never asked for it back.

                Does this sound suspicious?
                Brother Freddy, yes it does!

                I surmise you have not tasted that stuff?! I think it would require a senior pastor to withstand the demons that inconspicuously enter through your mouth joyriding in the Bailey's, use your intestine as the expressway to the netherworld and attach themselves to the rectum, as expected.

                Several verses warn us against accepting apparently innocent gifts.

                Deuteronomy 32:33
                Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.

                Psalms 58:4
                Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;

                Poison of a serpent - poison of the serpent, more subtil than any beast of the field (Genesis 3:1). It lures young innocent manly men such as yourself with promises of pleasure and carnal knowledge. I suggest you not only throw that liquid away but take it to a senior pastor for exorcism! And you should confront your in-laws with the heavy artillery of KJV. Not all in-laws are like Jethro. They can let you down and lead to destruction!

                1 Samuel 4:21
                And she named the child Ichabod, saying, The glory is departed from Israel: because the ark of God was taken, and because of her father in law and her husband.

                Eli's sons were unable to defend the ark and thus evil entered. Eli was unable to control his emotions and broke his neck as he fell from his seat. Do not let that happen!




                Yours in Christ,


                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #9
                  Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                  This is a true story! I used to be a sinner, drinking baileys out of a boot, and it would do this to me. I would [HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. After giving that sinful drink up, and finding the great and allmighty god, I am finally saved from the horrible baileys monster
                  Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 09-25-2014, 07:56 PM. Reason: This is a family friendly site - let's keep it clean!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                    I am so happy that my bailey's has been the reason for my fabulous homosexuality. I have had so much fun since I started drinking my Irish cream, and I have recommended it to all of my friends! We are having a Bailey's party this Friday, and it's gonna be so fun, with all the ***ks in my bum, and my mouth. I'm getting aroused just thinking about it!
                    Anyone want to join us? We're going to be in a friend's house, he lives near a liquor store, so we can get more Bailey's when we run out!

                    Suck a ***k for Jesus!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                      Originally posted by Catch22 View Post
                      I am so happy that my bailey's has been the reason for my fabulous homosexuality. I have had so much fun since I started drinking my Irish cream, and I have recommended it to all of my friends! We are having a Bailey's party this Friday, and it's gonna be so fun, with all the ***ks in my bum, and my mouth. I'm getting aroused just thinking about it!
                      Anyone want to join us? We're going to be in a friend's house, he lives near a liquor store, so we can get more Bailey's when we run out!

                      Suck a ***k for Jesus!
                      Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                      YIC,

                      --Pastor Ezekiel
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                        So, can you point to a passage in your pathetic book of fairy tales where it is said that Jesus will laugh at those in hell? I was under the impression that most of the Bible is about how the imaginary forgiveness of a made-up god will somehow allow everyone entry into a hallucinogenic heaven. If not, then why did Jesus die? I mean, apart from the whole 'rising from the dead' bullshit, records show that he said that he was sent to redeem all, no matter their crimes.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                          Originally posted by Catch22 View Post
                          ...I was under the impression that most of the Bible is about how the imaginary forgiveness of a made-up god will somehow allow everyone entry into a hallucinogenic heaven...
                          Why not read it for yourself, instead of relying on what others tell you?

                          66 books, read two a day (some are pretty short), and you'll be done in little more than month. Then you'll be able to discuss this from a position of knowledge, and not your present ignorance. It's even shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.

                          Here's a link to an online KJV: http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/1.htm

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                          • #14
                            Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                            KJV is out of date, which may explain some of your views - you simply read the wrong words. I guess you also think that women are inferior, fit only for domestic chores, while you prance around like a nancy, doing whatever your pastor tells you to do (keep your kids away from him, by the way. There aren't many positions that allow such ease of access to kiddies). Use the NIV, it's far superior to KJV.
                            Anyway, I have actually read the Bible (thank you Catholic upbringing. Not that you actually did anything for me, but you instilled ideals of hard work, honesty and equality), and yeah, it kinda does say that we all gonna get to heaven.

                            So you think that somehow, taking a few verses from a large book gives you the right to lecture others, and tell them how to live their lives? You are becoming as bad as the Muslims. At least they are honest enough to say out loud that they wish to convert everyone to their religion. You just try to wheedle your way into other peoples minds, like the demons you say you are exorcising.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Drinking Bailey's makes you guilty of gay sex

                              God's Word is never outdated and any change to His instructions is a foul blasphemy. You know nothing of Christianity, having been exposed to the Roman religion and believing that Romanism is Christianity. It is not.

                              I advise you to avoid trying to instruct your betters and try to get right with Jesus. It's that or Hell and you won't like it there.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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