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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10265

    #1

    Nauseating video: homerboy and homermother plotting together against Jesus!

    WARNING! EXPLICIT MATERIAL!


    Brethren and sisters!

    A new video emerged a few days ago. An adolescent youth assumed to be Austrian based on the bushwhacker accent revealed to his mother that he was a sodomist. Many ungodly things were revealed.
    1. The mother did not offer the boy discipline or punishment but encouraged him.
    2. Inevitably, emotional sissy tears were shed.
    3. Indecent touching of the manchild's leg were conducted.
    (Now Ladies are supposed to stop reading. I mean this!)
    4. The mother revealed her own homerbackground and confessed intercourse in an unnatural manner.
    5. They both laughed as a sign of plotting against Jesus our Saviour.

    Romans 1:26
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:


    This is further proof of the gay contagion but we need more data. It could be that the youth as a homerbaby spread the demon to the mother or the mother's fornication with the woman caused the rectal demons to enter the suckling child.

    Sodomy is a crime agaist nature that surpasses all family ties. Only by following Jesus and a good Baptist pastor can these demons be defeated. A sad sign of the End of Days.


    Luke 14:26
    If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.





    6. Of course, the video fails to show the inevitable outcome of both protagonists is HELL!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8398

    #2
    Re: Nauseating video: homerboy and homermother plotting together against Jesus!

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    (Now Ladies are supposed to stop reading. I mean this!)

    <some other stuff>
    Brother Elmer, is there a point at which we should start reading again? Because how are we meant to find it?

    I assume we should not watch the video either. Not that I even want to.

    Thank you for your attention,
    Yours in Faith
    Joanna
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10265

      #3
      Re: Nauseating video: homerboy and homermother plotting together against Jesus!

      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
      Brother Elmer, is there a point at which we should start reading again? Because how are we meant to find it?

      I assume we should not watch the video either. Not that I even want to.

      Thank you for your attention,
      Yours in Faith
      Joanna
      Sister,

      Obviously, you can read the verses (bigger font) that actually contain the most relevant data in the post. Please, feel free to ask your husband and sons to watch the video and they can either enlighten you about the plot or select the less explicit sections for you to view.

      You see, it is beyond all doubt that demons can easily be transmitted through the Interwebs! Why couldn't they!? It is the passageway of knowledge good and evil. Women can be very susceptible to homerdemons that must be swarming in the video. This is all for your protection! This is all also explained in the Bible, of course. Homersodomy is just an euphemism for leprosy.

      Deuteronomy 24:8
      Take heed in the plague of leprosy, that thou observe diligently, and do according to all that the priests the Levites shall teach you: as I commanded them, so ye shall observe to do.


      They are unclean. Their video is unclean, the Interwebs become unclean with their video. It all makes sense!


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10265

        #4
        Re: Nauseating video: homerboy and homermother plotting together against Jesus!

        I had my elder sons review this travesty of a discussion and Mark noticed the mother EXPLICITLY stating: "Your choice is your choice"! it's very early in the video.

        There you have it. This homermum and the sodomiteson know it. A choice.

        Philippians 1:22-23
        But if I live in the flesh, this [is] the fruit of my labour: yet what I shall choose I wot not. For I am in a strait betwixt two, having a desire to depart, and to be with Christ; which is far better:


        A choice to be made. To be with Christ. Or immerse oneself in sodomy. I'm sometimes impressed by my eldest son. His experimentation with self-abuse was an unfortunate incident but he's been improving since.


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #5
          Re: Nauseating video: homerboy and homermother plotting together against Jesus!

          As disgusting as the video was, I must remain skeptical of its authenticity. The entire segment seemed too forced and contrived, causing me to wonder whether it was made as some gay propaganda video. Neither the boy of his mother were masturbating furiously, neither voiced their hatred of Jesus, and the mother seemed quite well kept and not nearly so hirsute as lesbians tend to be.

          Despite my skepticism, I actually hope the video is real, as they admitted that gay was a choice. I love it when the homers slip up like that and let it be known that they are consciously and willingly choosing to reject God and pursue a path of abomination.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2249

            #6
            Re: Nauseating video: homerboy and homermother plotting together against Jesus!

            There was a program on the HBO some time back that was all about homers telling their poor families that they were practitioners of sodomification and unnaturalistic affectations. As you might guess, the liberal producers tried to make those parents that refused to accept their child's sin look like nominees for worst parent in the world, while they glorified the ones that chose to encourage their children to burn in hell with their fairy partners.

            I was born a MAN, with MANLY attributes and MANLY desires. I am therefore really put off when a man wants to stare at my bulging khakis or the rippling muscles that can't help but show through my clingy t-shirts. I always quote scripture at them as I lovingly rebuke them with my MANLY fists.

            This video does seem propergranulizing in its scope, just like the nazis tried to use propergranules to make Germany seem the ideal place to live and raise perfectly blonde, athaletical children in the days of Hitler. I laughed when I heard the admission that fags choose to be fags and rejoiced that a mother that has engaged in lexicon sex shows that homo spits out homo. There is no getting around nature. A coon spits out a coon, a snake spits out a snake, and a fag spits out a fag (although fags don't like to admit they spit).

            I pray that the Lord Jesus takes a look down here and realizes this old world can't continue going on the pathway to hellfire. We need You, Lord.

            COME, Lord Jesus!
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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