What is your sexual orientation

[Tallywacker Hater]

Someone said to me "the only group of people more obsessed with breasts than heterosexual men has to be transsexual women." I am forced to agree. T-girls are constantly bragging on their own breast growth or gossiping with each other on how to make them bigger. I can't say I'm immune to that; I do it, too. (I took progesterin for a while).

However, none of the men here are really that interested in mentioning the fact that I have breasts. Nope, instead they're all facinated with my "tallywacker." Okay, yeah, I still have a penis, but I don't like it.

However, they keep going on and on and on about it. Men included. Men <b>espically!</b> Would you like to know the other group of people that is obsessed with "tallywackers?" It's homosexual men.

Keeping that in mind, would you mind telling us how we can know that the men here aren't all closet homosexuals? `Cause I think you are.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Someone said to me "the only group of people more obsessed with breasts than heterosexual men has to be transsexual women." I am forced to agree. T-girls are constantly bragging on their own breast growth or gossiping with each other on how to make them bigger. I can't say I'm immune to that; I do it, too. (I took progesterin for a while).

However, none of the men here are really that interested in mentioning the fact that I have breasts. Nope, instead they're all facinated with my "tallywacker." Okay, yeah, I still have a penis, but I don't like it.

However, they keep going on and on and on about it. Men included. Men <b>espically!</b> Would you like to know the other group of people that is obsessed with "tallywackers?" It's homosexual men.

Keeping that in mind, would you mind telling us how we can know that the men here aren't all closet homosexuals? `Cause I think you are.

Just because we don't believe in body/tallywacker mutilation now were gay? Oh nice!

[Billybob Sunday]

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I cannot answer your blasphemous question. There are some beautiful women from the orient, but the Bible strictly forbids me, a white man, from mating with a chink.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Just because we don't believe in body/tallywacker mutilation now were gay? Oh nice!

No, I think you're gay because all you seem to want to talk about are penis's. Mine, other guys, your own.... any penis seems to be a good conversation topic.

Now I know why you say "tallywacker." I'm getting tired of saying "the P-word." Should I start calling it a tallywacker, too?

[Roberta]

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I have received plenty of nice comments about my bosoms, Mo. The only insulting remarks were made by an extremely unhappy woman who has nothing better to do than bore us with her incessant banality.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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I have received plenty of nice comments about my bosoms, Mo. The only insulting remarks were made by an extremely unhappy woman who has nothing better to do than bore us with her incessant banality.

Actually, usually men do make alot of comments on my breasts, but not here. Here they seem more focused on my "boi bits."

Really, I wish men, in general, would focus more on my mind than my body.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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The men here are unafraid to bring up tallywhacker issues because they're comfortable with their (hetero)sexuality.

Have you noticed how, compared to True Christians™, liberals and atheists seem to almost never discuss homosexuality and sodomy? Why do you think that is? Could it be that they're hiding something... that the reason they're hesitant to talk openly about "gay" sex is that they're all homosexuals themselves? It makes perfect sense to me!

[Roberta]

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Really, I wish men, in general, would focus more on my mind than my body.

Flat-chested women are always making comments like that. Did you ever hear the slogan "A Mind is a Terrible Thing To Waste"? Not even Gloria Steinem believed that nonsense.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Really, I wish men, in general, would focus more on my mind than my body.

Flat-chested women are always making comments like that. Did you ever hear the slogan "A Mind is a Terrible Thing To Waste"? Not even Gloria Steinem believed that nonsense.

You think of me as a "flat-chested woman?" Well, you're half right. I'm not going to list my bra size here, though.

Anyway, I don't want a man who just sees me as a sex object. I could get that any day of the week. I want romance! Have you ever read Danielle Steele? I want what the girls in those books get! I'd rather have one celibate man that I love to curl up to every night than wild, crazy, sweaty, hanging-from-the-ceiling sex anytime. Love is what's important to me.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Actually, usually men do make alot of comments on my breasts, but not here. Here they seem more focused on my "boi bits."

Really, I wish men, in general, would focus more on my mind than my body.

I think I speak for everyone here at Landover Baptist Church when I say that we are sick and tired of your incessant wallowing over your penis self-hatred. You are the one that started this thread and it is indicative to me that you are still suffering nightmares from the mere contemplation of your tallywhacker's eventual demise.

I think the Pastors here are continuing to suffer your presence in the hope that you will one day see the Light of Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think I speak for everyone here at Landover Baptist Church when I say that we are sick and tired of your incessant wallowing over your penis self-hatred. You are the one that started this thread and it is indicative to me that you are still suffering nightmares from the mere contemplation of your tallywhacker's eventual demise.

I think the Pastors here are continuing to suffer your presence in the hope that you will one day see the Light of Jesus.

Amen Brother.

We've had enough of your hissy fits about not wanting the tallywacker that Jesus bestowed upon you. Drop it now or I'm going to toss you into quarantine. This is a Christian forum, not a perverted sex forum for freaks.

Clean up your act sodomite. We are sick of hearing you whine!

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Amen Brother.

We've had enough of your hissy fits about not wanting the tallywacker that Jesus bestowed upon you. Drop it now or I'm going to toss you into quarantine. This is a Christian forum, not a perverted sex forum for freaks.

Clean up your act sodomite. We are sick of hearing you whine!

Actually, it's not the tallywacker I'm upset over. It's the general maleness that my body had growing up.

I've gotten rid of most of that.

As of now, if I never got my sex reassignment surgery, I think I could be tolerate it. However, I'm still going to try to get it. It could be a while; did you know it usually costs from $10,000 to $20,000 to get a vagina? Well, yeah, it would be worth that to me.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Actually, it's not the tallywacker I'm upset over. It's the general maleness that my body had growing up.

I've gotten rid of most of that.

As of now, if I never got my sex reassignment surgery, I think I could be tolerate it. However, I'm still going to try to get it. It could be a while; did you know it usually costs from $10,000 to $20,000 to get a vagina? Well, yeah, it would be worth that to me.

Did you know that you can get a Bible and accept Jesus' love for free? It will cure what ails you, and it's non-invasive!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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As of now, if I never got my sex reassignment surgery, I think I could be tolerate it. However, I'm still going to try to get it. It could be a while; did you know it usually costs from $10,000 to $20,000 to get a vagina? Well, yeah, it would be worth that to me.

Did you know that those people whom God intends to be female get their lady bits free of charge?

[Brother Temperance]

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Someone said to me "the only group of people more obsessed with breasts than heterosexual men has to be transsexual women." I am forced to agree. T-girls are constantly bragging on their own breast growth or gossiping with each other on how to make them bigger. I can't say I'm immune to that; I do it, too.

That's because you are a heterosexual man in denial, you loon!