This virus was foretold. Dr Elmer was right.

[BrotherLarry]

When I was a student in Dr Elmer’s class entitled “Future virii to Come”, he taught us in our third week that Democrats would spread this virus in an attempt to overthrow creation science and make people doubt the folks at Fox News. People we have a President we can trust and a scholar in Dr White that will get us through this.

Even as I risk my life traveling to the epicenters of the disease I have faith in God’s Rod and Staff. Let’s not get panicked or lose our faith. It’s what Bernie would have us do.

[upchucker67]

Re: This virus was foretold. Dr Elmer was right.

Mr. Larry, I've come to believe God specifically smote us with this plague specifically for the rampant use of something called poppers, popularly used in the gay community. Could you help verify the correlation that this is indeed a divine intervention towards popper usage?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: This virus was foretold. Dr Elmer was right.

This whole poppers thing is a lie of the devil promulgated by the father of lies to lie to the world about falsehoods. While I have never personally seen or heard of this substance being used in my presence there is no correlationary evidence linking the defeated coronal virus to Rush, Locker Room, or any of the other popular brands available.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: This virus was foretold. Dr Elmer was right.

When I was a student in Dr Elmer’s class entitled “Future virii to Come”, he taught us in our third week that Democrats would spread this virus in an attempt to overthrow creation science and make people doubt the folks at Fox News. People we have a President we can trust and a scholar in Dr White that will get us through this.

Even as I risk my life traveling to the epicenters of the disease I have faith in God’s Rod and Staff. Let’s not get panicked or lose our faith. It’s what Bernie would have us do.

Laryy, Dear,

Of course I predicted this and your PhD project is actually back on (remote interwebs-connections with audio only available for tutoring until Pastor Zeke's Prayers resolve the epidemic. He's been praying and been given the answer "not yet", as many sinners remain to be purged). Obviously, no evil can touch me but my Prayers have given me the advice to remain secluded until further notice. I am not like other, worldly men.

Psalms 73:5
They are not in trouble as other men; neither are they plagued like other men.

Anyway, I've looked more deeply into the Coronavirus and the results are disturbing. There seems to be a connection to recreational drug abuse and the Andes of a nature that remains to be clarified. For your benefit, I provide you with the anagrammatics of the virus.



It seems to suggest that the majority of the diseased are abusers of Erythroxylum coca. Obviously this includes the Pope Frances and explains this:



Jesus has now made His plans obvious: Repenting, smiting, Mercy, Omnibenevolence and redemption are all contained within His Heart, not the vessel above. It makes sense. It is the foreigners' fault.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[oliviablond]

Re: This virus was foretold. Dr Elmer was right.

Yeap it was preseen