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Hey y’all. Haven’t been on in a while. I’ve been busy going out with my Pa fighting over toilet paper at the Dollar General. Anyways, I know we are safe from coronavirus we we are Christians and have been working to live to the literal words written in The KJV Bible. It’s no coincidence this is occurring during the democratic primaries. It’s no coincidence our leader Donald J Trump tested negative. God’s angry at the possibility of the USA turning socialist with the risk of Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden. Plain and simple.
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My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be). -
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Oh, Max. Dear, dear, sweet Max...
I am weak now in my hospital bed
so
weak
I hear
Is that bells I hear?WARNING:
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Begone, foul demon!
Tempt not an ailing child of God!
Please...
Just let me hear Maxine's soothing voice
Do not
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FM, I am quite surprised you of all people would be ill. Are you sure it’s not gout? Regardless, I could bake you a pie or something.My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).Comment
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I am in agreement. It is teaching all the globalists a lesson.I am wrong here.Comment
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FM, I had talked with my Pa and asked if it’s okay to do whatever I can to help you during your obviously trying times. He responded “Maxine I do not care. Do whatever you want.” Proceeded by him walking away to the living room. I’m taking that response as him being a good Christian offering to help other Christians. As such, I am offering for you to stay at our place if you need to be nursed back to health with prayer and some good or’ Christian TLC. My pa said I can do this with the words he said.My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).Comment
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Hello Maxine. You claim to be forever 17, yet your photo looks significantly older. I know a woman just like you, she is 50 and her blond hair is actually a cheap wig.
It's good of you to bake these nice people a pie, but there's no need. Mrs. Hucker is on it, stat.Comment
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Dear Faith Machine,
I am praying for you and your health! Stay Strong in Jesus' Name!In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners!
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Rev 20:11-15Comment
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