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  • No I will not stop shaking hands!!!!



    The lieberal Shillary Clinton trump hating doctor Fauci is now saying that we probably shouldn’t shake hands ever again. This is so obviously another way for lying democrats to police how we live. I say no! I won’t stop shaking peoples hands. It’s been a custom that goes back decades for the nice white folk and is also very proper. If they ban shaking hands, what will they force us to do for greeting each other? Kissing each other’s cheeks like the homo country of France? 1 Peter 5:14 didn’t mean that we should kiss each other indiscriminately. It was meant as a free greeting. Shaking hands.

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    Re: No I will not stop shaking hands!!!!

    You people look so cool with your secret handshakes - you should keep doing it. In fact, refusing to do it proves that you’re acting white - and we have zero tolerance for white supremacy here. Therefore all people of color must shake hands.
    Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.

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      Re: No I will not stop shaking hands!!!!

      Originally posted by Social Construct View Post
      You people look so cool with your secret handshakes - you should keep doing it. In fact, refusing to do it proves that you’re acting white - and we have zero tolerance for white supremacy here. Therefore all people of color must shake hands.
      Excuse me? You are very clearly the most racist person I’ve ever met. What babbling nonsense are you going on about?

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        Re: No I will not stop shaking hands!!!!

        Most people with shaking hands have Parkinson's disease or Huntington's chorea or other weird diseases. These afflictions can be cured by Prayer. Turning towards God is the answer.

        Phil
        58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


        Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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