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  • Saint-worshipers: justify your lies here!

    Brethren (and Sisters), in these days of plague we must take our entertainment where we can. So I would like to put out a challenge to the many catlicks who infest these forums.

    Tonight is what is known - particularly by the Krauts and associated Nordic heathens - as Walpurgis Night. It is the night before the "feast day" of someone called Saint Walpurga, an uppity Englishwoman who was some sort of missionary to Godless Europe in the 8th century. She and her entire family seem to have been made into "saints" by the unwilling Pope Adrian II. He didn't even want to be a pope, so pretty much did what he was told. (I suspect the influence of nuns there.)

    But the main thing about Walpurga is that she was venerated by the Germans for her powers against "pest, rabies and whooping cough, as well as against witchcraft".

    Let's ignore the minor problem that she doesn't seem to have achieved a lot in wiping out rabies or whooping cough. Instead, in these times of the Corvidian pestilence, I call on all the saint-botherers who infest these forums to invoke the powers of this woman against that. If your saint lives up to your claims, then I expect the pestilence to be eradicated by close of play tomorrow.

    I shall not be holding my breath.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    Re: Saint-worshipers: justify your lies here!

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    It is the night before the "feast day" of someone called Saint Walpurga, an uppity Englishwoman who was etc.[/URL]"
    Walpurga doesn't sound very feminine by today's standard. Satan will be using "her" to "answer prayers" I suppose by disregarding the fourteen thousand unanswered requests and notifying pope Joyboy (or whatever he was) of the two or three unremarkable outcomes such as I knocked over the salt and a demon didn't steal the fire from my hearth. Wow! A cricket could achieve as much but is there a patron saint of crickets?

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      Re: Saint-worshipers: justify your lies here!

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      A cricket could achieve as much but is there a patron saint of crickets?
      Richie Benaud would be the obvious candidate, but was he a catholic? Probably not.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        Re: Saint-worshipers: justify your lies here!

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        Richie Benaud would be the obvious candidate, but was he a catholic? Probably not.
        Quite correct. The Benauds were Hugenots who fled the cathlick menace.


        Phil D'Ander
        58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


        Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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