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Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory!
Romans 11:29
For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.
It is becoming more and more certain that the Covid-19 or whatever contagion is the opposite of AIDS. While AIDS was designed by Jesus to winnow the ever increasing homerpopulation, Covid has become a tool to call His most Loyal supporters, that is, Republicans, science and evolution skeptics and Heterosexual (Strictly) Caucasian Outspoken Men (and some women) Home. While the vaccinated masses are enjoying the false hope of a prolonged existence on the Earth's Disk, the supporters of Jesus Christ are now escaping the sodomy-ridden world before Big Things (e.g., Revelation 8:12) start to happen. Hardly any evil Democrats, sodomites, liberals or evolution supporters are dying of Covid any more. This means that Jesus is now carefully picking True Believers™ to keep Him company until Rapture.
Now we can keep up with this tremendous and welcome development of Heaven being populated by following a new Interwebs Site that is "a repository of stories of anti-vaxxers who died or came close to dying of COVID needlessly from their own scientifically un-sound and stubborn beliefs".
Yes, verily, truly and habeas corpus! Jesus wants us to be stubborn, not swayed by mundane delusions, such as microchip implants.
1 Corinthians 7:20
Let every man abide in the same calling wherein he was called.
An example of True Persistence® below, as follows:
For instance, that brave woman made her Faith™ public and proclaimed her Trust™ in Jesus® Christ©. On August 30, this year, she joined Jesus in Heaven.
Why, you may ask, has Jesus not called me to rest my head on his lap yet? Why oh why? Oh why!? Obviously, similar to our once and future President Donald Trump, I had to take the courageous way out and try the vaccine to see if my prayers would keep me safe from the microchip commands and the demons and, indeed, my prayers have worked. In addition, there is a lot of work for me to do until Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) so despite my being maskless and mingling with the crowds now merely 3 weeks after my second demonic jab, I am doing fine (because of my prayers). I did develop a slight cough a couple of days ago after a local GOP rally and was hopeful that this could be it, but it was just a passing fit of the desperate Satanic minions leaving my body.
There are a lot of more rousing stories of Faith™ and persistence on that website. There has even been talk of several Darwin Awards given to these brave Men and women, which means that the secularly atheist community of evolutionary Nazis is also coming to their senses and starting to appreciate the hard work we do for Jesus and eventually them.
So True™.
Romans 5:21
That as sin hath reigned unto death, even so might grace reign through righteousness unto eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
, dear Brother Mayor Hold — another radio talk-show host has come down with that Chinese Flu! 
soon, Mr. Rogan has decided to take all sorts of treatment — none of which, apparently, have any effect on defeating the illness.
, at his appointed time in Eternity, in the great Halls of Judgment in Heaven! 
; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."
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