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  • XspazzboX
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2014
    • 56

    #1

    Should I learn Hebrew?

    I have sinned a lot and I want to read the holy bible in the original language. Should I learn Hebrew?
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14665

    #2
    Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

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    • XspazzboX
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Sep 2014
      • 56

      #3
      Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
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      I already introduced myself. I'll do it again just for you. My name is Sage Cohen and I currently don't go to church. I haven't read the bible yet, so I don't have a favorite verse.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

        Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
        I have sinned a lot and I want to read the holy bible in the original language. Should I learn Hebrew?
        You'd have to learn Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek, but how hard would it be for an omnipotent God to ensure that His point gets across in any language of His choosing?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

          Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
          I have sinned a lot and I want to read the holy bible in the original language. Should I learn Hebrew?

          Why don't you try plain English first? It can be found in the King James Version. It is unchanged from God's original version, only in English.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • XspazzboX
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2014
            • 56

            #6
            Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
            Why don't you try plain English first? It can be found in the King James Version. It is unchanged from God's original version, only in English.
            I'd rather learn it in the original language.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14665

              #7
              Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              Why don't you try plain English first? It can be found in the King James Version. It is unchanged from God's original version, only in English.
              Could be. But so far it may be that English is equally opaque. As yet I'm still waiting for a Bible verse. Maybe in the 3rd intro. post? I'm not holding my breath.

              Jewish pagan Anglican atheists are less uncommon than one might think. They all seem to teach the same claptrap, sure they might use different words but the message is the same and just look at the result!
              The introduction forum
              My walk with Christ started when I was baptized.
              My mom was a christian when I was baptized, but she converted to paganism..
              I have sinned a lot
              I don't go to church
              haven't really read the bible etc.

              • How can a walk with Christ be possible for someone incapable of ubderstanding about vicarious sacrifice? Babies can't. How then does their baptism work (in this model)?
              • Mothers claiming to be Christians who then—or even also in the case of Anglicans—takes up witchcraft are not and never were Christians. No superstitious rituals they subject their babies to can ever achieve Salvation. How can it?
              • How can a person who doesn't read The Bible and who never goes to Church know what sin is? Or that they have sinned at all? Under any roof where atheism and witchcraft cavort hand-in-hand falsehood is about the best thing possible I have just had a horrible thought maybe this witch and her atheist are infact THE VICAR AND HIS WIFE

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                I'd rather learn it in the original language.
                Don't be silly. That's a foolish waste of time. The hours you propose to be committing new vocabulary and syntax to memory could be spent memorizing Holy Scripture in the language you and your neighbors speak. Don't you think it's far more productive to stand on the street corner and rebuke the sinners in their own tongue than in Hebrew? I mean, only Jews studying for their batty mizva know Hebrew, and they don't care about sin or eternal damnation.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • XspazzboX
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 56

                  #9
                  Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Could be. But so far it may be that English is equally opaque. As yet I'm still waiting for a Bible verse. Maybe in the 3rd intro. post? I'm not holding my breath.

                  Jewish pagan Anglican atheists are less uncommon than one might think. They all seem to teach the same claptrap, sure they might use different words but the message is the same and just look at the result!
                  The introduction forum
                  My walk with Christ started when I was baptized.
                  My mom was a christian when I was baptized, but she converted to paganism..
                  I have sinned a lot
                  I don't go to church
                  haven't really read the bible etc.

                  • How can a walk with Christ be possible for someone incapable of ubderstanding about vicarious sacrifice? Babies can't. How then does their baptism work (in this model)?
                  • Mothers claiming to be Christians who then—or even also in the case of Anglicans—takes up witchcraft are not and never were Christians. No superstitious rituals they subject their babies to can ever achieve Salvation. How can it?
                  • How can a person who doesn't read The Bible and who never goes to Church know what sin is? Or that they have sinned at all? Under any roof where atheism and witchcraft cavort hand-in-hand falsehood is about the best thing possible I have just had a horrible thought maybe this witch and her atheist are infact THE VICAR AND HIS WIFE
                  No one in my family is Jewish. They're just atheists and Christians. My mom converted to paganism, but she was raised a Christian.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                    Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                    I have sinned a lot and I want to read the holy bible in the original language. Should I learn Hebrew?
                    Dear Heathen Maggot;

                    The point of the INTRODUCTION section is to INTRODUCE yourself, not to ask idiotic questions. Please have some decency and introduce yourself properly. Name, age, hometown, and the church you were raised in.

                    Keep in mind that this is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome.

                    YIC,

                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14665

                      #11
                      Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                      Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                      No one in my family is Jewish. They're just atheists and Christians. My mom converted to paganism, but she was raised a Christian.
                      If she was raised an Anglican it's very unlikely she was ever a Christian. The Pastors will know whether it is absolutely impossible for Christians to exist within the Church of England but I've never met one. It is an offshoot of Romish catholicism.

                      Christians NEVER convert to either different religions or to superstitious codswallop. Jewish people will convert to just about anything, but they are still Jews. If you're not Jewish why are you called Cohen?

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                      • XspazzboX
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 56

                        #12
                        Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        If she was raised an Anglican it's very unlikely she was ever a Christian. The Pastors will know whether it is absolutely impossible for Christians to exist within the Church of England but I've never met one. It is an offshoot of Romish catholicism.

                        Christians NEVER convert to either different religions or to superstitious codswallop. Jewish people will convert to just about anything, but they are still Jews. If you're not Jewish why are you called Cohen?
                        My name is Cohen because my family is Irish. Cohen is an Irish name as well. It's not just a Jewish name.

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                        • Elmer G. White
                          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                           
                          • Apr 2014
                          • 10289

                          #13
                          Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                          Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                          My name is Cohen because my family is Irish. Cohen is an Irish name as well. It's not just a Jewish name.
                          So true, Cohen is not just a Jooish name, it is a Jooish Hebrew word with a meaning... Kohen or cohen (Hebrew: כֹּהֵן, "priest", pl. כֹּהֲנִים kohanim) is the Hebrew word for 'priest'. The pharisees had priests while we have Pastors.

                          And what did the Hebrew priests do to Jesus?

                          Mark 15:31
                          Likewise also the chief priests mocking said among themselves with the scribes, He saved others; himself he cannot save.




                          Yours in Christ,
                          Elmer
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                          • XspazzboX
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 56

                            #14
                            Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                            So true, Cohen is not just a Jooish name, it is a Jooish Hebrew word with a meaning... Kohen or cohen (Hebrew: כֹּהֵן, "priest", pl. כֹּהֲנִים kohanim) is the Hebrew word for 'priest'. The pharisees had priests while we have Pastors.

                            And what did the Hebrew priests do to Jesus?

                            Mark 15:31
                            Likewise also the chief priests mocking said among themselves with the scribes, He saved others; himself he cannot save.




                            Yours in Christ,
                            Elmer
                            Does my nose look Jewish?

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14665

                              #15
                              Re: Should I learn Hebrew?

                              Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                              My name is Cohen because my family is Irish. Cohen is an Irish name as well. It's not just a Jewish name.
                              I wouldn't bother obesessing over names.

                              Mugabi Sentamu is an English name these days, too. But that doesn't mean the Archbishop of York is not African.

                              We had a Welsh communist here once. She was Prime Minister.

                              But just because she was elected in Australia didn't mean she was no longer Welsh.

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