Oh hello there, fellow righties

[Chimps Rnt Us]

Greetings and salutations!

As an avid follower of Landover wisdom for many years, and big fan of Deacon Fred, I somehow missed the forum's existence until now. Like a lost Mary Worshipper or Islamoid, I failed repeatedly to see the unmistakable glory that was right in front of me all along. I hope to make up for that and help promote the True Christian crusade as best I can.

As an offering, here are some of my favorite images.

My version of heaven...



Barak's High School photo that the liberal media won't let you see...


Back when the Boy Scouts meant something...


And won't someone please think of the children...



God bless, and thanks for having me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

Well, your heart seems to be in the right place. Let's see what the DOF has to say about this. Please be patient.

We'd like to know more about you. Are you a conjoined-twin?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

Do you know what a KJV Bible is? We had a problem with another fellow...

[Chimps Rnt Us]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

I am not a conjoined twin, sorry. I once sat through the movie Twins starring the jewelf Danny Devito, if that makes up for it.

Also, the King James Bible is the one and only True source of knowledge and justice in this world (1611 version).`

[JennyD]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

Your posts seem good, but your name and avatar are rather off-putting. They make me question your sincerity, CHC. I wonder if perhaps you're a God-mocker.

Are you a Negro? The image you show is certainly not that of a Saved(c) ex-Negro (see Remy LeBeau for an example).

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

What is your problem with Mr. T? Mr. T has become a saved Christian. Your mocking him is not very nice.

[Chimps Rnt Us]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

I'm as white as the good Lord's beard, have a fond affection for fellow primates and my avatar is meant to show the inherent dangers of letting non-whites babysit our saved younglings. The next thing you know, they're growing afros!

As for the mocking, I must confess that I do enjoy a bit of levity, but it is all in good fun never.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

How many pies have you stolen?

Should I be frightened of you?

[Nobar King]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

I have to agree with Sister Jenny. Considering the amount of effort you put into your introduction, you could have chosen a more appropriate avatar or user name.

[Chimps Rnt Us]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

What is your problem with Mr. T? Mr. T has become a saved Christian. Your mocking him is not very nice.

Exactly. Has become. But wasn't, not when Obamessiah was growing up idolizing the man.

Let me make it up to you...

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

I'm as white as the good Lord's beard, have a fond affection for fellow primates and my avatar is meant to show the inherent dangers of letting non-whites babysit our saved younglings. The next thing you know, they're growing afros!

As for the mocking, I must confess that I do enjoy a bit of levity, but it is all in good fun never.

Ah, I see you said Beard, not bread. Never mind.

[Nobar King]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

Now your avatar is a cartoon that can't be read? How does that help?

[Chimps Rnt Us]

Re: Oh hello there, fellow righties

Pastor Ezekiel has shown me the error of my ways and I have removed the avatar altogether. I will search for one more suitable for this righteous land.