Brothers and Sisters of the Christian Beliefs

[IllegitimateDemon]

Hello brothers and sisters,


I'm here to introduce my self. I'm LegitimateDivinity.
No my avatar is not of satanic worship. It is what you would call a Devil's Trap. The symbols shown are to trap a spawn of Satan and send his ass back to the flaming pit he belongs in. I look forward to our journeys in the future.


Sincerely.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Brothers and Sisters of the Christian Beliefs

Welcome, I think. Throughout my lifelong studies, I have been under the impression that all that was necessary to defeat Satan was resisting his temptations through God's grace. (James 4:7) (Ephesians 6:11)

I have never seen that strange symbol in my King James Bible.

While I suspect you are misguided, I will give you the benefit of the doubt this one time. Tell us, what Church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Brothers and Sisters of the Christian Beliefs

Hello brothers and sisters,


I'm here to introduce my self. I'm LegitimateDivinity.
No my avatar is not of satanic worship. It is what you would call a Devil's Trap. The symbols shown are to trap a spawn of Satan and send his ass back to the flaming pit he belongs in. I look forward to our journeys in the future.


Sincerely.

Hello person,


Sending Satan to Hell, OK, but I am going to let Jesus take care of that (Revelation 20:3). Personally, I don't need any traps, regular prayer will do.

Some key issues to ponder in the future:
Who are you?
How did you find Jesus?
Where do you worship him?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

PS. It is interesting that you choose to have a prayer of an assassin Agent 47 as your Signature... Is the Bible not good enough so that you choose to replace it with 'Hitman' quotes? I can suggest some better ones fom Genesis 1:1 to Revelation 22:21.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I'm not to sure about you, but I'll let you speak for yourself. Welcome and praise the Lord and I'll pray that He leads you to Heaven. What church do you attend, what Bible do you read, and what is your favorite verse. Also, what is your real name and age. Also, your username sounds suspicious; it sounds like you yourself are the true god, not the real God in Heaven.

YiC,
Elizabeth

[Zechariah Smyth]

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This sounds like something the catlickers would do...are you a mackarel-snapper, son?

Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Z. Smyth

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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PS. It is interesting that you choose to have a prayer of an assassin Agent 47 as your Signature...

And your avatar off a coffee mug:

[IllegitimateDemon]

Re: Brothers and Sisters of the Christian Beliefs

I guess I was born and raised praising Jesus. I read the KJV and I attend a Baptist Church Down the street from me.


And why would I need a Devil's Trap?
I hunt them. Trap them and send them back to hell.
While you are at home safe with the company of your family. People like me keep the evil from taking you.
And I'm talking physically.
My name also doesn't describe me as a god complex. It means that I legitimately believe in the divine, God, and Jesus. That it should be preached everywhere. In schools, on television. Oh and I was saved 10 years ago.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I hunt them. Trap them and send them back to hell.

Yeah, sure you do. I trust that you can quote Scripture to show the existence of such a role and that you can also explain the Bible verses that have already been cited to you.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I guess I was born and raised praising Jesus. I read the KJV and I attend a Baptist Church Down the street from me.


And why would I need a Devil's Trap?
I hunt them. Trap them and send them back to hell.
While you are at home safe with the company of your family. People like me keep the evil from taking you.
And I'm talking physically.
My name also doesn't describe me as a god complex. It means that I legitimately believe in the divine, God, and Jesus. That it should be preached everywhere. In schools, on television. Oh and I was saved 10 years ago.

I repeat myself. What church do you attend (name)? What is your favorite verse? What is your actual name?

[IllegitimateDemon]

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Mark 16:16-18 - He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


1 Peter 5:8 - Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:



Luke 10:19 - Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

Ephesians 6:10-18 - Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.


Mark 9:38 - And John answered him, saying, Master, we saw one casting out devils in thy name, and he followeth not us: and we forbad him, because he followeth not us.



Would you like more?


And I don't give out my name on the internet.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Brothers and Sisters of the Christian Beliefs

Hello brothers and sisters,


I'm here to introduce my self. I'm LegitimateDivinity.
No my avatar is not of satanic worship. It is what you would call a Devil's Trap. The symbols shown are to trap a spawn of Satan and send his ass back to the flaming pit he belongs in. I look forward to our journeys in the future.


Sincerely.

Oh dear. Another deluded fool who believes that the TV show 'Supernatural' is real..

[IllegitimateDemon]

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Oh dear. Another deluded fool who believes that the TV show 'Supernatural' is real..

So what your saying is that God and Jesus aren't real? That Demons and Hell isn't real? NOT a "TRUE CHRISTIAN." A snake is slithering about baring false witness among all of you. You my friend are a stupid.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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So what your saying is that God and Jesus aren't real? That Demons and Hell isn't real? NOT a "TRUE CHRISTIAN." A snake is slithering about baring false witness among all of you. You my friend are a stupid.

Of course not! Dr. Niles is an upstanding member of this community who is a True Christian man! He is a more godly in his little finger than you are in your entire body from what I have observed.

Also, I still have to know the name of your church. You still have not answered that question. Also, I can't really talk to you without your name. Don't be stubborn, I'm only trying to be friendly. Also, do you tithe as the Lord commands?

Also, by your signature, you are a Satan worshipper! I knew something was off with you all along! I'm right! Dr. Niles, what shall we do?

[IllegitimateDemon]

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Of course not! Dr. Niles is an upstanding member of this community who is a True Christian man! He is a more godly in his little finger than you are in your entire body from what I have observed.

Also, I still have to know the name of your church. You still have not answered that question. Also, I can't really talk to you without your name. Don't be stubborn, I'm only trying to be friendly. Also, do you tithe as the Lord commands?

Also, by your signature, you are a Satan worshipper! I knew something was off with you all along! I'm right! Dr. Niles, what shall we do?

How do you know if I'm a Satan worshiper? Because I found scripter on a website promoting Satanism and put it as my signature to get a rise out of you. I don't have to tell you my name or what church I go to. God and Jesus are in my heart and the very core of my soul. I don't have to read a bible or sit and listen to Rev. Preach about the bible. Everyday I wake up and thank the lord for the air that I breath for the bread that gets put on my table. I don't have to make my wife do what ever I want. Maybe I believe in equality. But oh you'll probably call me homosexual for that comment. But let me tell you this I'm more fucking straight than any of you motherfuckers are. I will use profanity when I want how I want and that's the GLORY of free will you dickskins. Women it's time to take a stand for equality. And if you're willing to lay down and just do what you're told because a fucking bible that's written by man. That's your free will. But not my reality. So fuck all you misogynistic pricks that think your way of thinking is the only way you'll gain that golden ticket into heaven I hope you all burn in hell. You un saved garbage of the world the lot of you.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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How do you know if I'm a Satan worshiper? Because I found scripter on a website promoting Satanism and put it as my signature to get a rise out of you. I don't have to tell you my name or what church I go to. God and Jesus are in my heart and the very core of my soul. I don't have to read a bible or sit and listen to Rev. Preach about the bible. Everyday I wake up and thank the lord for the air that I breath for the bread that gets put on my table. I don't have to make my wife do what ever I want. Maybe I believe in equality. But oh you'll probably call me homosexual for that comment. But let me tell you this I'm more piffleing straight than any of you motherpiffleers are. I will use profanity when I want how I want and that's the GLORY of free will you dickskins. Women it's time to take a stand for equality. And if you're willing to lay down and just do what you're told because a piffleing bible that's written by man. That's your free will. But not my reality. So piffle all you misogynistic pricks that think your way of thinking is the only way you'll gain that golden ticket into heaven I hope you all burn in hell. You un saved garbage of the world the lot of you.

So you are a fake Christian. Don't you see my signature! I'm a happy wife! Also, free speech. My dearest sinner, don't you understand, I too have a right to free-speech. Also, it's easy to know if you are heaven bound or not. Do you obey every word spoken by the good Lord? In your case, no. So you are hell-bound. You earlier said you go to church, and now you say you don't. Stop lying, Jesus doesn't like that. Repent! Also you wouldn't think the Bible is just a "piffleing bible" you are so wrong. Read it, and see Redemption! Also, I'm not a "motherpiffler" though I will be a mother, praise the Lord! Also, if you want women to have equality, yet you are treating my like garbage and insulting me left and right, what does that show me about how the "equal" world treats women? At home, I am respected for the fact that I am saved, and have the obedience of children that I watch, and that my husband respects and loves me enough to lead me to heaven.

Angrily and offended yours in Christ,
Elizabeth