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  • IllegitimateDemon
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    Witches are not sorcerers.

    If you had to tell apart a witch and a sorcerer by how they use their magic, they would be different.

    Warlocks are close to witches, but more reliant on the dark powers, whether that be demons or eldritch forces.

    Wizards are purely arcane power.

    Sorcerers can use arcane or dark power, but they have power within.


    Brother, you can't win with these lost souls. They cast out anyone who doesn't believe in what they believe. It's better to not follow these misguided fools.

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    Witches are not sorcerers.

    If you had to tell apart a witch and a sorcerer by how they use their magic, they would be different.

    Warlocks are close to witches, but more reliant on the dark powers, whether that be demons or eldritch forces.

    Wizards are purely arcane power.

    Sorcerers can use arcane or dark power, but they have power within.
    Yeah, sure, whatever, Houdini.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Yes, that's very nice. Tell the Devil all about it and maybe he'll let you sit by Jimmy Carter, once he gets there.

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  • Truenamer
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    It is good that you have kept your location a secret, as we are bid by God to deal harshly with witches. Our recent witch hunt produced mixed results. Many who had no bag are thirsty to redeem themselves.

    Also, I don't doubt that your investigation is going badly. Your expulsion from this site will no doubt be a terrible disappointment, but it will pale to insignificance on the day you arrive in Hell.

    Why don't you show Satan some of your magic tricks? He might find a special spot for you.
    Witches are not sorcerers.

    If you had to tell apart a witch and a sorcerer by how they use their magic, they would be different.

    Warlocks are close to witches, but more reliant on the dark powers, whether that be demons or eldritch forces.

    Wizards are purely arcane power.

    Sorcerers can use arcane or dark power, but they have power within.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    Do you want woo?!

    I'll give you woo.




    Sorcery is real, kids.



    It is good that you have kept your location a secret, as we are bid by God to deal harshly with witches. Our recent witch hunt produced mixed results. Many who had no bag are thirsty to redeem themselves.

    Also, I don't doubt that your investigation is going badly. Your expulsion from this site will no doubt be a terrible disappointment, but it will pale to insignificance on the day you arrive in Hell.

    Why don't you show Satan some of your magic tricks? He might find a special spot for you.

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  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    And so is the fact you will go to Hell if you don't repent!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    Sorcery is real, kids.
    So is mental retardation, dear.

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  • Truenamer
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Why should we? Do you expect us Christians to take any of your made-up woo seriously?
    Do you want woo?!

    I'll give you woo.


    Originally posted by Crackheads dealing in woo
    Homeopathy
    Crystal Healing
    Aura Photos
    Horoscopes
    Christian Science
    9/11 truthism
    Young Earth Creationism
    Answers in Genesis
    Reiki
    Spirit Science
    Fuel Additives
    Quantum Stirwands
    Pyramid Hats
    Master Cleanse Diet
    Sorcery is real, kids.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
    It's okay to be Gay.
    It's okay to be Black.
    It's okay for Women to have their own voice.
    Why do you hate your country?
    It's NOT okay to force your beliefs on others.
    That is something Landover NEVER does: it advises people on the wishes of The Lord.

    I just hope some of you can look up from your false Bibles, and realize the harm you have inflicted on those around you because you are doing what a 2,000 year old book written by a man in the middle east.
    I have reported this post as blatant racism. What, exactly is wrong with "Middle Easterners"?

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    Is scripture literally the only thing you can read?

    Do you have your empathy cells busted?

    Can you not trust a sorcerer in training?

    Exodus 22:
    18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

    Just sayin'

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    Can you not trust a sorcerer in training?
    Why should we? Do you expect us Christians to take any of your made-up woo seriously?

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  • Truenamer
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.
    Is scripture literally the only thing you can read?

    Do you have your empathy cells busted?

    Can you not trust a sorcerer in training?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Truenamer View Post
    I have to agree with the OP.

    It's not right to force beliefs on people.

    Your belief is your choice.
    You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.

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  • Truenamer
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    I have to agree with the OP.

    It's not right to force beliefs on people.

    Your belief is your choice.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Congratulations, Landover!

    Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
    Hi, me again, I would just like to say thanks, and congratulations, for driving away several good christians, like my former self, and converting them into Atheists!
    Um, you're welcome? If you were genuinely a Christian and weren't just play-acting, don't expect to be welcomed back into the faith:

    [Hebrews 6:4-6 KJV] 4 For [it is] impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, 5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, 6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put [him] to an open shame.

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