[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Landover needs to be hit by a baseball bat and drowned in ovar 9000 degree coffee...

Oh, good, it's another tolerant and non-judgmental liberal.

[Des]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Landover needs to be hit by a baseball bat and drowned in ovar 9000 degree coffee...

Thank you for bestowing God's reward upon us through your persecution of us.

Matthew 5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Landover needs to be hit by a baseball bat and drowned in ovar 9000 degree coffee...

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Weren't you listening, I said I wasn't a christian anymore.

Shocking.



There's still time for you to cast off your previous preconceptions and accept The Lamb as described in the KJV Holy Bible, because Jesus could literally drop big block Chevy engine on your head any time He wants so you better get on it.

[Avery Johnson]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Amen, Pastor Peters! If he isn't going to follow the Bible, he should be ashamed of himself for claiming to be Christian.

Weren't you listening, I said I wasn't a christian anymore.

[Des]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

For what, quoting Scripture to you? We base our Christianity on what God says it is, while you tell us to follow a "Christianity" that you just make up as you go along. Yet we're the crazy ones.

Amen, Pastor Peters! If he isn't going to follow the Bible, he should be ashamed of himself for claiming to be Christian.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Jesus

piffleing

Christ

You people are crazy.

For what, quoting Scripture to you? We base our Christianity on what God says it is, while you tell us to follow a "Christianity" that you just make up as you go along. Yet we're the crazy ones.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

You need to watch that mouth, kid.



And if following God's Word to the letter makes me crazy, lock me up and throw away the key!

[Avery Johnson]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Jesus

Fucking

Christ

You people are crazy.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

God has already provided all of the evidence that you need, and if you choose to ignore it, He will make you queer:

[Romans 1:18-27 KJV] 18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. 20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Furthermore, I'm serious when I say that I NEED to see REAL PHYSICAL PROOF of everything in the Bible, and if that means the start of the Rapture, seeing Jesus in person, then so be it, at least that mystery will be solved.

Why don't you ask the animals for proof?

Job 12:7-10
7 But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8 Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
9 Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the Lord hath wrought this?
10 In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

I'm serious when I say that I NEED to see REAL PHYSICAL PROOF of everything in the Bible... seeing Jesus in person, then so be it, at least that mystery will be solved...

Dear Mr. Avery,

You want physical proof of Jesus? Something that can be measured with scientific means? I can provide this. Irrefutable proof. Don’t read it if you are not ready to accept Jesus as your personal Master and Savior… and it is an observation by secular scientists that you seem to rely on so much. You can see it everywhere and the only time you cannot see it is because there is nothing to see.

Light.

John 8:12
Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

Jesus is the light of the world as confirmed by scientific research. It can be seen and measured and its intensity expressed in SI units (cd). This means that you CAN SEE JESUS IN PERSON as you requested. This is the ultimate proof!


The time to accept Jesus as your savior is NOW!






Yours in Christ,


Elmer

[Des]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

... ... ... ... ... ad nauseam

Why are you so unhappy? Is it because your anus is prolapsing from all the rough pillow-biting gay sex? Is it because you didn't get enough attention as a child? Is it because you have rejected God and now feel a void in your life, a God shaped hole in your heart?

I'll pray for you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

...Seriously, why can't we all just get along? I thought that was what being a Christian was all about, but you? You people turn it into a religion about Hating everyone that disagrees with you on the TINIEST things...

Would you PLEASE have the courtesy to at least READ THE FARKING BIBLE before you go telling these people that they're doing it wrong?

If you feel that there is something in the Bible that they do violate, bring it or shut up already.

...You see it written in some book, so you think you ABSOLUTELY MUST BE OBEYED. A book that was written in a foreign language over 2,000 years ago on the opposite side of the Planet. Think about the possibility of parts of it (or the whole thing) being lost in translation from when the Bible was first discovered...

A god that's incapable of preserving His will is no god worth worshipping, so your argument is invalid.

...Furthermore, I'm serious when I say that I NEED to see REAL PHYSICAL PROOF of everything in the Bible, and if that means the start of the Rapture, seeing Jesus in person, then so be it, at least that mystery will be solved...

Aaaaand, then it'll be too late.

...I simply don't understand why God would make a species as sick as the human race, a religion as sick as this, and Monsters as sick as YOU...

Argument from incredulity. Look it up to see why it will be ignored.

...This is why I have chosen to deny all religions, because it has been the cause of most great wars in human history...

If everyone else just believed in the right religion (ie. theirs), that would all stop, obv.

...I mean think about what we can achieve if we all just worked together to get stuff done, humans could find a cure for all major illnesses, explore space, and be happy, truly happy.

And the more stuff we get done means the faster we use up the scant resources on this fragile globe. And new illnesses will happen all the time, and old ones will get worse, because evolution. And let's go explore space because all life forms we encounter are guaranteed to be super friendly, until we decide that they aren't giving us fair access to some resource (or the other way around) and wars will still be with us.

And then we go to Hell for eternity, anyway (if these people are right).

Next.

[Avery Johnson]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

I'm gone 1 day.
1 DAY.

And you people bomb this thread and start a bunch of arguments.
Seriously, why can't we all just get along? I thought that was what being a Christian was all about, but you? You people turn it into a religion about Hating everyone that disagrees with you on the TINIEST things.

You see it written in some book, so you think you ABSOLUTELY MUST BE OBEYED. A book that was written in a foreign language over 2,000 years ago on the opposite side of the Planet. Think about the possibility of parts of it (or the whole thing) being lost in translation from when the Bible was first discovered.

Furthermore, I'm serious when I say that I NEED to see REAL PHYSICAL PROOF of everything in the Bible, and if that means the start of the Rapture, seeing Jesus in person, then so be it, at least that mystery will be solved.

I simply don't understand why God would make a species as sick as the human race, a religion as sick as this, and Monsters as sick as YOU.

This is why I have chosen to deny all religions, because it has been the cause of most great wars in human history, I mean think about what we can achieve if we all just worked together to get stuff done, humans could find a cure for all major illnesses, explore space, and be happy, truly happy.