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  • #1

    Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

    You there! Yes, YOU, who have been lurking and reading these forums but have not yet registered an account.

    How would you like to get yourself on the path to salvation AND enjoy a Best Buy gift card, courtesy of Jesus?

    Starting RIGHT NOW, and until 12:00AM December 2, every new user who posts an introductory thread will get a $100 Best Buy gift card, no strings attached!

    To claim your gift card, first register an account and post a nice thread telling us where you're from, what church you attend, what your favorite Bible verse is, and what kind of a difference Jesus has made in your life.

    Then send me a personal message containing a link to your introductory thread and your Skype address. It's really that simple!

    This offer is not being made by Landrover Baptist Church or any of its subsidiaries. Please allow six to eight months for shipping. Offer not valid without personal message and Skype confirmation. Offer can not be combined with any other promotion. Not responsible for lost or stolen gift card shipments. Void where prohibited.
    WARNING:
    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.
    Tags: best buy, cyber monday, free, gift card, sale
  • #2
    Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

    Have you been raiding Mistress Cookie's bank account?
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    • #3
      Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

      New people! Do NOT private message Brother Faith Machine. For your own spiritual health you have been told to avoid doing any form of private messaging/contact outside these public forums. He is considered by the Department of Faith a spiritual predator, and you need to obey higher authorities as the Bible commands.
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      • #4
        Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

        Brother, are these cards available for existing members?
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #5
          Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

          Sorry Alvin, new members only.

          Regarding these other posts in this here thread, I don't appreciate you people trying to discourage new souls from getting saved. I'm going to talk to the pastors about getting your posts deleted. This offer is totally legit and endorsed by The Landover Baptist Church.



          Offer not endorsed by LBC, Inc. or any of its subsidiaries
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • #6
            Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Sorry Alvin, new members only.

            Regarding these other posts in this here thread, I don't appreciate you people trying to discourage new souls from getting saved. I'm going to talk to the pastors about getting your posts deleted. This offer is totally legit and endorsed by The Landover Baptist Church.



            Offer not endorsed by LBC, Inc. or any of its subsidiaries
            I'm confused. What is the meaning behind this? I'm not trying to discourage new souls -- see my work in this forum; I greet and work with almost every new person since I joined myself. I just want them to have a good walk with the Lord and obey all the Lord's commands. And that includes obeying the message in your signature which was issued by the Pastors and Department of Faith.
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • #7
              Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

              ONLY A FEW HOURS TO GO BEFORE CYBER MONDAY IS OVER. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, AND REGISTER YOUR NEW ACCOUNT AND CLAIM YOUR $100 GIFT CARD!!!
              WARNING:
              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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              • #8
                Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

                New Folks: Do NOT Private Message Faith Machine!!! The Department of Faith FORBIDS this and all other forms of contact excluding these public forums! Obey the Bible and obey authorities as it commands in Romans 13:1 "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God."

                Also, Brother Faith Machine, please unconfuse this lady about the endorsement/lack of it as I mentioned and highlighted in your earlier post.
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • #9
                  Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

                  MODERATORS PLEASE DELETE ALL EXTRANEOUS, OFF-TOPIC POSTS! THANK YOU.
                  WARNING:
                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

                    I was tricked into cybering once. But 'she' wasn't a nice Asian girl wanting to learn more about Jesus Christ like 'she' first claimed. 'She' was a 16 year old boy from Albuquerque that was bored because his WOW realm was down. Now I never cyber, on Monday or any other day.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Cyber Monday special for new users!!!

                      Great news: Although the deadline has come and go, THIS FANTASTIC OFFER HAS BEEN EXTENDED FOR ANOTHER 24 HOURS!

                      Join the Landover Baptist Church today and get that gift card!
                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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