[WashedWithHisBlood]

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As I thought. I apologize if I sounded like I was doubting you Mrs Johnson, I just wanted to know more about the situation.

Did you get down on your knees and pray to the Lord? O'Child.

Beg him for mercy upon your worthless good for nothing soul and until you do, don't say that you've apologized. Because we all know that you're not!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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As I thought. I apologize if I sounded like I was doubting you Mrs Johnson, I just wanted to know more about the situation.

This is more than a little suspicious. You may have heard rumors about so-called Christians who are "swingers", and you may have heard of women who pole dance for Jesus, but you'll find no wife-swapping here at God's favorite church. If you feel you are truly that desperate, perhaps now is a good time to reflect on the sin in your life. Confess your sins, recognize your need for repentance, and ask Jesus into your heart. If you are sincere, if you seek Him with genuine affection and gratitude, if your desire for servitude is real, He will transform your life so women aren't so repulsed by you.

As I have said I am from Sweden a godless country. It is infuriating how unaware people can be here and so I hope to join a community where I can serve God with other Christians.

We know.

[JeanLaselle]

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Hello David! Thank you for introducing me to this website. I will like to learn more as well...

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Shitake Mushroom, I am very glad to meet you.

I'm curious about your description of Sweden as godless, though. Sometimes it feels like no matter where a person is from, they're going to come here and describe it as "godless," perhaps in an effort to make themselves seem pious.

The Bible has much to say about those who make a big, public show of their own piety.

[Jim Farmer]

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King James Bible online.

[MasakiMashiro(not)]

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As I thought. I apologize if I sounded like I was doubting you Mrs Johnson, I just wanted to know more about the situation.

As I have said I am from Sweden a godless country. It is infuriating how unaware people can be here and so I hope to join a community where I can serve God with other Christians.

I am very ashamed for quoting the wrong edition of the Bible. However I was unable to find a true King James version anywhere. My brothers do you have any suggestions?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Thank you for commenting on my post Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson. I see that you are married. Is your husband with you on this board as well? I would like to greet him. It would not be appropriate for me to address a married woman without her husband's presence. Have you asked him for permission to speak here without his surveillance?

Have you done a search on her post history? It's possible your questions already have answers.

[Jim Farmer]

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Mr Moritz, I think you'll find that all ladies on the site of Forum Member status or True Christian status not only have their father's or husband's or pastor's permisssion to be here, but also God's permission.

Now, just so that you understand how things work around here, I quote Sister Basilissa:

The food chain order at LBC forum:

1. Pastors.
2. True Christian™ Men.
3. True Christian™ Women.
4. Forum members.
5. Flies.
5. Bed bugs.
6. Dust mites.
7. Unsaved Trash.

[MasakiMashiro(not)]

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Greetings from Sweden. My name is David Moritz but my username is MasakiMashiro. ^.^ My age is 20 and I am a good Christian man. I became Christian long ago when I was a child. Good to meet you all.

Hello,

Can you tell us more about your walk with Christ (for example, what made you choose to be a Christian, some defining moments of your faith)?

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Thank you for commenting on my post Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson. I see that you are married. Is your husband with you on this board as well? I would like to greet him. It would not be appropriate for me to address a married woman without her husband's presence. Have you asked him for permission to speak here without his surveillance?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Greetings, dear friend. My name is Isaac Peters, and I have no need to pretend to be a Korean.

How is Sweden? Living in such a Godless, fag-enabling country must give you plenty to pray about when you're in your prayer closet. By the way, have you ever been to London? It's lovely at this time of year.

[Alvin Moss]

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All are welcome here, Masaki, even Chinamen, though we have despaired of bringing any of them to salvation.

You claim that you are not a Chinaman, though you name yourself as such. You say that you are a Jew living among the godless Swedes.

This is all very fishy.

[Basilissa]

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My fav bible verse: St Paul's advice in 1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

Great choice, sweetie, but please throw away whatever (per)version of the Bible that you have, and quote the :
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Anyway, to this Godly forum! How long has it been since you have abandoned your wicked Jewish ways? (Your Jewish name gives you away, even when you put a lipstick of a Jap nickname over it).

[MasakiMashiro(not)]

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My fav bible verse: St Paul's advice in 1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Hello,

Can you tell us more about your walk with Christ (for example, what made you choose to be a Christian, some defining moments of your faith)?

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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My name is David Moritz but my username is MasakiMashiro.

So why are you masquerading as a Nipponese?

But I bid you a cautious welcome. What church do you go to, dear, and what is your favorite Bible verse?