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  • MasakiMashiro(not)
    Unsaved trash, vile perverted eskimo
    • Dec 2014
    • 5

    #1

    Greetings

    Greetings from Sweden. My name is David Moritz but my username is MasakiMashiro. ^.^ My age is 20 and I am a good Christian man. I became Christian long ago when I was a child. Good to meet you all.
  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8422

    #2
    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by MasakiMashiro View Post
    My name is David Moritz but my username is MasakiMashiro.
    So why are you masquerading as a Nipponese?

    But I bid you a cautious welcome. What church do you go to, dear, and what is your favorite Bible verse?
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2014
      • 1330

      #3
      Re: Greetings

      Hello,

      Can you tell us more about your walk with Christ (for example, what made you choose to be a Christian, some defining moments of your faith)?

      Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      • MasakiMashiro(not)
        Unsaved trash, vile perverted eskimo
        • Dec 2014
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Greetings

        My fav bible verse: St Paul's advice in 1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12993

          #5
          Re: Greetings

          Originally posted by MasakiMashiro View Post
          My fav bible verse: St Paul's advice in 1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."
          Great choice, sweetie, but please throw away whatever (per)version of the Bible that you have, and quote the :
          1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

          Anyway, to this Godly forum! How long has it been since you have abandoned your wicked Jewish ways? (Your Jewish name gives you away, even when you put a lipstick of a Jap nickname over it).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: Greetings

            All are welcome here, Masaki, even Chinamen, though we have despaired of bringing any of them to salvation.

            You claim that you are not a Chinaman, though you name yourself as such. You say that you are a Jew living among the godless Swedes.

            This is all very fishy.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Greetings

              Greetings, dear friend. My name is Isaac Peters, and I have no need to pretend to be a Korean.

              How is Sweden? Living in such a Godless, fag-enabling country must give you plenty to pray about when you're in your prayer closet. By the way, have you ever been to London? It's lovely at this time of year.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • MasakiMashiro(not)
                Unsaved trash, vile perverted eskimo
                • Dec 2014
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Greetings

                Originally posted by MasakiMashiro View Post
                Greetings from Sweden. My name is David Moritz but my username is MasakiMashiro. ^.^ My age is 20 and I am a good Christian man. I became Christian long ago when I was a child. Good to meet you all.
                Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                Hello,

                Can you tell us more about your walk with Christ (for example, what made you choose to be a Christian, some defining moments of your faith)?

                Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                Thank you for commenting on my post Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson. I see that you are married. Is your husband with you on this board as well? I would like to greet him. It would not be appropriate for me to address a married woman without her husband's presence. Have you asked him for permission to speak here without his surveillance?

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                • Jim Farmer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2293

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings

                  Mr Moritz, I think you'll find that all ladies on the site of Forum Member status or True Christian status not only have their father's or husband's or pastor's permisssion to be here, but also God's permission.

                  Now, just so that you understand how things work around here, I quote Sister Basilissa:
                  The food chain order at LBC forum:

                  1. Pastors.
                  2. True Christian™ Men.
                  3. True Christian™ Women.
                  4. Forum members.
                  5. Flies.
                  5. Bed bugs.
                  6. Dust mites.
                  7. Unsaved Trash.
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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings

                    Originally posted by MasakiMashiro View Post
                    Thank you for commenting on my post Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson. I see that you are married. Is your husband with you on this board as well? I would like to greet him. It would not be appropriate for me to address a married woman without her husband's presence. Have you asked him for permission to speak here without his surveillance?
                    Have you done a search on her post history? It's possible your questions already have answers.

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                    • MasakiMashiro(not)
                      Unsaved trash, vile perverted eskimo
                      • Dec 2014
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings

                      As I thought. I apologize if I sounded like I was doubting you Mrs Johnson, I just wanted to know more about the situation.

                      As I have said I am from Sweden a godless country. It is infuriating how unaware people can be here and so I hope to join a community where I can serve God with other Christians.

                      I am very ashamed for quoting the wrong edition of the Bible. However I was unable to find a true King James version anywhere. My brothers do you have any suggestions?

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                      • Jim Farmer
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 2293

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings

                        King James Bible online.
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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings

                          Hello Shitake Mushroom, I am very glad to meet you.

                          I'm curious about your description of Sweden as godless, though. Sometimes it feels like no matter where a person is from, they're going to come here and describe it as "godless," perhaps in an effort to make themselves seem pious.

                          The Bible has much to say about those who make a big, public show of their own piety.
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                          • JeanLaselle
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Dec 2014
                            • 1

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings

                            Hello David! Thank you for introducing me to this website. I will like to learn more as well...

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings

                              Originally posted by MasakiMashiro View Post
                              As I thought. I apologize if I sounded like I was doubting you Mrs Johnson, I just wanted to know more about the situation.
                              This is more than a little suspicious. You may have heard rumors about so-called Christians who are "swingers", and you may have heard of women who pole dance for Jesus, but you'll find no wife-swapping here at God's favorite church. If you feel you are truly that desperate, perhaps now is a good time to reflect on the sin in your life. Confess your sins, recognize your need for repentance, and ask Jesus into your heart. If you are sincere, if you seek Him with genuine affection and gratitude, if your desire for servitude is real, He will transform your life so women aren't so repulsed by you.

                              Originally posted by MasakiMashiro View Post
                              As I have said I am from Sweden a godless country. It is infuriating how unaware people can be here and so I hope to join a community where I can serve God with other Christians.
                              We know.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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