Greetings!

[Jaquelyn P]

Hello, everybody, my name is Sean (I only chose "Jack" because my friends and family most commonly refer to me as that), I live in Ireland and attend the St. Isaac Church for Christians, but I am saving up to move to America, the true home of the Free! Or at least it seemed to be, since that Obama feller was elected.

Anyway, I hope I didn't offend anyone by saying that.

My Favorite Bible verse is John 1:17, "For the law was given by Moses, but Grace and Truth came by Jesus Christ."
I came to find Jesus so that I can be guided to heaven by the son of Christ himself, assuming he isn't too busy blasting demons and atheists, and all the other assorted lunatics down to hell.

My hobbies include playing video games, and while most of you may hate me just for saying that, I would like you to know that I only play to get a better understanding of the games that the children are playing, and to form my own opinion of them with first hand experience. Many of these games are so ridiculous that I haven't the slightest bit of doubt that children want to play them, what with names like "Goat Simulator", "The Sims", "Gary's Mod," etc.

So as I said, I hope to get to know you all much better, and become good friends with you!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Greetings!

Hello, everybody, my name is Sean (I only chose "Jack" because my friends and family most commonly refer to me as that), I live in Ireland and attend the St. Isaac Church for Christians, but I am saving up to move to America, the true home of the Free! Or at least it seemed to be, since that Obama feller was elected.

Anyway, I hope I didn't offend anyone by saying that.

My Favorite Bible verse is John 1:17, "For the law was given by Moses, but Grace and Truth came by Jesus Christ."
I came to find Jesus so that I can be guided to heaven by the son of Christ himself, assuming he isn't too busy blasting demons and atheists, and all the other assorted lunatics down to hell.

My hobbies include playing video games, and while most of you may hate me just for saying that, I would like you to know that I only play to get a better understanding of the games that the children are playing, and to form my own opinion of them with first hand experience. Many of these games are so ridiculous that I haven't the slightest bit of doubt that children want to play them, what with names like "Goat Simulator", "The Sims", "Gary's Mod," etc.

So as I said, I hope to get to know you all much better, and become good friends with you!

Goat Stimulator? Are you sure you're not a Scotsman?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings!

Welcome then, Irishman. Your church seems to be named after a Roman saint. I'd steer a wide berth around that place, was I you.

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Greetings!

Hello, everybody, my name is Sean (I only chose "Jack" because my friends and family most commonly refer to me as that), I live in Ireland and attend the St. Isaac Church for Christians, but I am saving up to move to America, the true home of the Free! Or at least it seemed to be, since that Obama feller was elected.

Anyway, I hope I didn't offend anyone by saying that.

My Favorite Bible verse is John 1:17, "For the law was given by Moses, but Grace and Truth came by Jesus Christ."
I came to find Jesus so that I can be guided to heaven by the son of Christ himself, assuming he isn't too busy blasting demons and atheists, and all the other assorted lunatics down to hell.

My hobbies include playing video games, and while most of you may hate me just for saying that, I would like you to know that I only play to get a better understanding of the games that the children are playing, and to form my own opinion of them with first hand experience. Many of these games are so ridiculous that I haven't the slightest bit of doubt that children want to play them, what with names like "Goat Simulator", "The Sims", "Gary's Mod," etc.

So as I said, I hope to get to know you all much better, and become good friends with you!

Goat Simulator?!?!

My friend, you need to repent before you are stoned! Read the following verses:

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Leviticus 20:16
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 27:21
Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Greetings!

Welcome. Get away from those games, because I presume you are an adult. "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." 1 Corinthians 13:11