Another retard has decided to grace your forums

[plsimagoodkid]

Hey guys I was told I should introduce myself so hello my name is Zach.

I guess I am trash though according to an admin?

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not a ginger so I guess you guys will like me lollll

Also I'm not gay because they all go to hell right?

so glad to be here, wow

i really enjoy listening to meek mill, drake, and A$AP Rocky . is this ok music with you guys?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Introduction

i really enjoy listening to meek mill, drake, and A$AP Rocky . is this ok music with you guys?

We don't want to know that. We would much prefer to know which verse of the Bible you really enjoy reading.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Introduction

Hello and welcome, I suppose, though you seem a bit dim.

Did you not read the instructions at the top of this page?

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[plsimagoodkid]

Re: Introduction

Hello and welcome, I suppose, though you seem a bit dim.

Did you not read the instructions at the top of this page?

You seem very nice, thank you for the welcome.

For everyone information:

I do not go to any Church at the moment, I have not found Jesus yet, I think he's in the sky somewhere I can't see him though everytime I look, he is not there ??

Favorite bible verse:

Genesis 19:4-8

But before they lay down, the men of the city, the men of Sodom, both young and old, all the people to the last man, surrounded the house; and they called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, that we may know them." Lot went out of the door to the men, shut the door after him, and said, "I beg you, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. Behold, I have two daughters who have not known man; let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please; only do nothing to these men, for they have come under the shelter of my roof."

God really must love women!! NOT

[Jim Farmer]

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God loves women; he just loves men better.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Introduction

You seem very nice, thank you for the welcome.

Thank you, dear. I do the best I can. Tell us, how old are you? I would guess between 12 and 14 - technically underage for this site, but we do make exceptions.

I do not go to any Church at the moment,

Well, this is not good. But on the other hand it is better than attending a False Christian church, so there is hope for you.

The version of Genesis 19:4-8 (a good choice, by the way) that you quote comes from some aberrant version of the Holy Scriptures. We only use the King James Version (1611) here.

The best advice I can offer you, if you truly wish to find Jesus, is:



All of it.

I will pray for you.

[plsimagoodkid]

Re: Introduction

this is a pic of me.
god hates me so much i might just end life soon after reading things on this website....

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introduction

...Favorite bible verse:

Genesis 19:4-8...

...God really must love women!! NOT

God loves women; he just loves men better.

Depending on the specific age, up to twice as much.

Leviticus 27:5 "And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels."

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Introduction

Welcome, in the picture of you, you are a ginger...maybe it was an error on my screen, no? Well, tell us your age, and tell me how far you are along with the Bible. And, I'm praying for your soul. You have a long way to go. May I also suggest wearing a more appropriate, mature outfit at all times. Suit and tie, with a KJV 1611 Bible in hand at all times?

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Introduction

I do not go to any Church at the moment, I have not found Jesus yet, I think he's in the sky somewhere I can't see him though everytime I look, he is not there ??

Jesus is in heaven caring about us (Romans 8:34) and preparing for our future (John 14:2). We can't see Him now because He's too far above but this is not important because "we walk by faith, not by sight" (2 Corinthians 5:7). We will see Jesus very soon, though, because He will return in a visable way (Acts 1:11).

Thank you for coming here to mock us. We are blessed by your persecution (Luke 6:22). Why did you choose to worship satan rather than Christ? What does satan give you for your service?