[JustARetard]

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Hi Dave,

As a life coach for Jesus, I would have to say that you've probably been watching a bit too many of those pick up artist (PUA) videos on YouTube. Those might be some funny lines you use to pick up women at Church ice cream socials where you live, but they will get you nowhere with the Ladies of Landover.

Indeed, the Holy Spirit sent you here to pick up Jesus - and starting out with your favorite Bible (KJV1611) verse would be a good first start to demonstrate your love for Jesus.

Hello William. I'm sure I'm missing something really obvious but I've reread my post that you've quoted and I have to say I'm completely confused by your reply. I don't understand how you're getting that I'm trying to pick anyone up from what I wrote. Please elaborate.

[Alvin Moss]

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He means you aren't as witty as you seem to think, you dullard.

[JustARetard]

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He means you aren't as witty as you seem to think, you dullard.

Alvin, why don't you read what I wrote about five posts up. You're one of those that could learn from her.

[Witch Hammer]

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Also notice the telltale bandages on the gimp's forearms....he is obviously an intravenous marijuana addict who is losing limbs due to collapsed veins. Happy will be the day Jesus releases the parking brake on his wheelchair and lets him freewheel into the lake of fire...

[Jim Farmer]

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I've just noticed that the ones on the outside are playing pocket billiards.
And the one standing 4 from the left, can't keep his dirty fag hands to himself but has to molest the guy in front.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I've made a few posts, got a few infractions and figured I might as well stop by and introduce myself.
My name is Dave and my church is Lakewood Church. http://www.lakewoodchurch.com/Pages/Home.aspx
I used to hold Bible study as a child with the other children in the apartment complex and I would baptise them in the swimming pool. I tied their hands together and tied bricks to their feet to make sure they stayed down until they were really, really cleansed.
Matthew 1:1 (1611 King James Bible)
The booke of the generation of Iesus Christ, the sonne of Dauid, the sonne of Abraham.

A warm welcome to you, Dave. Our Lord Jesus led you to these pages so that He could teach you through the good people of Landover Baptist all about His ways. The blessing that comes from fellowship with His people is one that few people experience in life, so you should praise the Lord for His gift.

My darling sister Elizabeth continues to make me proud through her virtuous example of what it means to be a gracious servant of Christ. I thank you for your kindness to her. Her husband Micky is a very good person; she has already become with child and is prepared to bring forth many sons for God's glory.

I join her in prayer for you; Christ's love is so worth the efforts that you will put forth for Him on this earth.

In the love of our Lord,
NRL

[JustARetard]

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A warm welcome to you, Dave. Our Lord Jesus led you to these pages so that He could teach you through the good people of Landover Baptist all about His ways. The blessing that comes from fellowship with His people is one that few people experience in life, so you should praise the Lord for His gift.

My darling sister Elizabeth continues to make me proud through her virtuous example of what it means to be a gracious servant of Christ. I thank you for your kindness to her. Her husband Micky is a very good person; she has already become with child and is prepared to bring forth many sons for God's glory.

I join her in prayer for you; Christ's love is so worth the efforts that you will put forth for Him on this earth.

In the love of our Lord,
NRL

Thank you so much for the kind words and the warm welcome Naomi. They seem to be few and far apart here. Your sister Elizabeth was also very kind and it was so very appreciated. Have a blessed evening.
Dave..aka JustARetard(I guess)

[Des]

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I have a hard time keeping up with the satanists and Godmockers that come here to sneer and ridicule. Are you the sex change stealth homer, or someone else?

[JustARetard]

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I have a hard time keeping up with the satanists and Godmockers that come here to sneer and ridicule. Are you the sex change stealth homer, or someone else?

No. Sorry. You must have me confused with someone else.

[Des]

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No. Sorry. You must have me confused with someone else.

Well, good. That one sort of had me worried. If the idea of Lego-like build-a-genitalia ever catches on, the whole world might become accidentally gay from the actions of a handful of genitaliorists.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Dave, I'd suggest reading your Bible. Also, my dear kind Sister Naomi is a lovely lady, but many unsaved suitors have tried to marry her. And unless you reach the level of a True Christian, she is completely unavailable. A lady like her deserves a man of high caliber. "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:10

[JustARetard]

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I see that someone has given me a "sissy cry baby" award. Thank you so much! It's a shame that it's not a level playing field though. Everyone here has their gloves off yet my hands are tied. It would seem you folks can give it but you can't take it..you just give out endless infractions, give people silly names, change their avatars to something stupid and edit posts to your advantage. How about you give me free reign and the power to give infractions for a while. Then we can see who gets the cry baby awards.

I'm pretty sure that won't happen and this is probably another infraction.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I hope you remember my Christian charity towards you and you can accept this rebuke. You have been given this title, since you don't take this punishment like a man. Do you think you are the only one here who has had points detracted? I've lost points, yet I do not go over the Internet crying about it. I realize and repent over my error and apologize. I don't whine, like a sissy baby. God made us to be strong warriors for Him. We can't go crying. Also, I can only make a small difference point wise, and those that give heavier punishments have been here and have proven their worth as True Christians. My title pretty much recognizes I'm on my way and working on becoming a more Christian lady.

Praying for you,
Elizabeth

[Des]

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Now see here young lady. The moderators here are church appointed, fully vetted, and of the utmost upstanding character. You would be hard pressed to find more fair and impartial moderators anywhere on the interweb. If you have been lovingly reprimanded with a minor badge of shame, know that it is for your own good. Learn from the experience and you may yet find yourself on the path of True Christianity™.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I see that someone has given me a "sissy cry baby" award. Thank you so much! It's a shame that it's not a level playing field though. Everyone here has their gloves off yet my hands are tied. It would seem you folks can give it but you can't take it..you just give out endless infractions, give people silly names, change their avatars to something stupid and edit posts to your advantage. How about you give me free reign and the power to give infractions for a while. Then we can see who gets the cry baby awards.

I'm pretty sure that won't happen and this is probably another infraction.

Please tell me you see the sublime irony in crying about a crybaby award.



YiC,

Zech